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All art is quite useless. - Oscar Wilde

Every artist was first an amateur. - Ralph Waldo Emerson

Politics is the art of the possible. - Otto von Bismarck

Art is anything you can get away with. - Marshall McLuhan

Education is the art of making man ethical. - Georg Hegel

What garlic is to salad, insanity is to art. - Augustus Saint-Gaudens

The buffalo is a surprisingly stupid animal. - Ellsworth Huntington

What is this, an audience or an oil painting? - Milton Berle

Art is either a plagiarist or a revolutionist. - Paul Gauguin

Ballet is good, because it makes you stand up tall. - Carine Roitfeld

Art is the only way to run away without leaving home. - Twyla Tharp

Making sushi is an art, and experience is everything. - Nobu Matsuhisa

The art of living is more like wrestling than dancing. - Marcus Aurelius

Art is the demonstration that the ordinary is extraordinary. - Amedee Ozenfant

Before they invented drawing boards, what did they go back to? - George Carlin

A people without history is like the wind on the buffalo grass. - Lakota Sioux Proverb

The new job of art is to sit on the wall and get more expensive. - Robert Hughes

What sculpture is to a block of marble, education is to the soul. - Joseph Addison

Art doesn't reproduce the visible but rather makes it visible. - Paul Klee

The fine art of preparing sushi is something that you watch and learn. - Nobu Matsuhisa

The art of life is to know how to enjoy a little and to endure very much. - William Hazlitt

In the haunted house of life, art is the only stair that doesn't creak. - Tom Robbins

The moment you think you understand a great work of art, it's dead for you. - Oscar Wilde

The practice of art isn't to make a living. It's to make your soul grow. - Kurt Vonnegut

We dance in a circle and suppose, while the secret sits in the middle and knows. - Robert Frost

Gossip is the art of saying nothing in a way that leaves practically nothing unsaid. - Walter Winchell

The most potent and sacred command which can be laid upon any artist is the command: wait. - Iris Murdoch

No artist is ahead of his time. He is his time. It is just that the others are behind the time. - Martha Graham

The art of art, the glory of expression, and the sunshine of the light of letters, is simplicity. - Walt Whitman

I like to put on a wig or a fake mustache and do something silly with friends, do a little dance. - Tom Lenk

Leadership: The art of getting someone else to do something you want done because he wants to do it. - Dwight D Eisenhower

I went to the museum where they had all the heads and arms from the statues that are in all the other museums. - Steven Wright

What's the earth with all its art, verse, music, worth -
Compared with love, found, gained, and kept? - Robert Browning

That terrible mood of depression of whether it's any good or not is what is known as The Artist's Reward. - Ernest Hemingway

Economies of scale are a good thing. If we didn't have them, we'd still be living in tents and eating buffalo. - Jamie Dimon

Outcomes rarely turn on grand gestures or the art of the deal, but on whether you've sent someone a thank-you note. - Bernie Brillstein

It's tangible, it's solid, it's beautiful. It's artistic, from my standpoint, and I just love real estate. - Donald Trump

We all know that art is not truth. Art is a lie that makes us realize truth, at least the truth that is given us to understand. - Pablo Picasso

Logic: the art of thinking and reasoning in strict accordance with the limitations and incapacities of the human misunderstanding. - Ambrose Bierce

In general, the art of government consists of taking as much money as possible from one party of the citizens to give to the other. - Voltaire


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