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Bull Squirrel

New giant squirrel species caught on film

Bull Squirrel thanks to Helen Venning

Even animals grow bigger in Texas

Photobomb (verb): to drop in a photo unexpectedly
Looks like animal cross-breeding is doing quite well in Texas!

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Grab the bull by the corns. - Archie Bunker

Moose are the squirrels of Alaska. - Tim Moon

A squirrel is just a rat with a cuter outfit. - Sarah J. Parker

The squirrel that you kill in jest, dies in earnest. - Henry David Thoreau

Your fences need to be horse-high, pig-tight, and bull-strong. - Unknown

If you can't dazzle them with brilliance, baffle them with bull. - WC Fields

The farmer allows walkers across the field for free, but the bull charges. - Unknown

I love my squirrel and dumplings, but you can make it with chicken and dumplings. - Kay Robertson

Like a bull into a china closet. Like in that picture, "The Prince and The Porpoise." - Archie Bunker

There are only 3 true sports: mountain climbing, bull fighting and auto racing. All the rest are games. - Ernest Hemingway

I love those hockey moms. You know what they say the difference between a hockey mom and a pit bull is? Lipstick. - Sarah Palin

You can't be suspicious of a tree, or accuse a bird or a squirrel of subversion or challenge the ideology of a violet. - Hal Borland

For almost seventy years the life insurance industry has been a smug sacred cow feeding the public a steady line of sacred bull. - Ralph Nader


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