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I believe in God, only I spell it Nature. - Frank Lloyd Wright

Never lose a chance of saying a kind word. - William Thackeray

Discretion in speech is more than eloquence. - Sir Francis Bacon

Speech was given to man to disguise his thoughts. - Charles de Talleyrand

Never use a big word when a little filthy one will do. - Johnny Carson

He speaks English, Spanish, and he's bilingual too. - Don King

The ability to quote is a serviceable substitute for wit. - W Somerset Maugham

The surest way to make a monkey out of a man is to quote him. - Robert Benchley

You don't have good grammar when you type with your fists. - C.F. Payne

If a word in the dictionary were mispelled, how would we know? - Steven Wright

You're not a star until they can spell your name in Karachi. - Humphrey Bogart

Vegetarian: an old Indian word for "doesn't hunt well." - Paul Harvey

When I quote others I do so in order to express my own ideas more clearly. - Michel de Montaigne

There are ways of singing in English that are not just the same as in French. - Coeur de Pirate

I imagine hell like this: Italian punctuality, German humour and English wine. - Peter Ustinov

The most beautiful words in the English language are "cheque enclosed". - Dorothy Parker

The English should give Ireland home rule - and reserve the motion picture rights. - Will Rogers

The language of the law must not be foreign to the ears of those who are to obey it. - Learned hand

Never make fun of someone who speaks broken English. It means they know another language. - H. Jackson Brown, Jr.

So far as I can remember, there is not one word in the Gospels in praise of intelligence. - Bertrand Russell

Divorce, from the Latin word meaning to rip out a man’s genitals through his wallet. - Robin Williams

Among the things you can give and still keep are your word, a smile, and a grateful heart. - Zig Ziglar

A person's name is, to that person, the sweetest, most important sound in any language. - Dale Carnegie

Language is our meeting place, the sea we live in…it is the common ground of our humanity. - Toby Wolfe

The right word may be effective, but no word was ever as effective as a rightly timed pause. - Mark Twain

It's a strange world of language in which skating on thin ice can get you into hot water. - Franklin P. Jones

Four things come not back: the spoken word, the sped arrow, time past, the neglected opportunity. - Omar Ibnal-Halif

Children seldom misquote. In fact, they usually repeat word for word what you shouldn't have said. - Unknown

The names of colors are at the edge, between where language fails and where it's at its most powerful. - A.S. Byatt

Word-of-mouth marketing has always been important. Today, it's more important than ever because of the Internet. - Newt Barrett

Often we can help each other most by leaving each other alone; at other times we need the hand-grasp and the word of cheer. - Elbert Hubbard

He respects Owl, because you can't help respecting anybody who can spell TUESDAY, even if he doesn't spell it right. - A. A. Milne

It is a press, certainly, but a press from which shall flow in inexhaustible streams... through it, God will spread his word. - Johannes Gutenberg

The wise man is but a clever infant, spelling letters from a hieroglyphical prophetic book, the lexicon of which lies in eternity. - Thomas Carlyle

Mathematics takes us into the region of absolute necessity, to which not only the actual word, but every possible word, must conform. - Bertrand Russell

Three things you cannot recover in life: the WORD after it's said, the MOMENT after it's missed, and the TIME after it's gone. - Unknown

If animals could speak, the dog would be a blundering outspoken fellow; but the cat would have the rare grace of never saying a word too much. - Mark Twain

Good content should be at the heart of your strategy, but it is equally important to keep the display context of that content in mind as well. - Tim Frick

When written in Chinese, the word "crisis" is composed of two characters. One represents danger, and the other represents opportunity. - John F Kennedy

Mathematicians are like Frenchmen: whatever you say to them they translate into their own language and forthwith it is something entirely different. - Johann Wolfgang von Goethe


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