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Is there another word for synonym? - George Carlin

I speak two languages, English and Body. - Mae West

Music is well said to be the speech of angels. - Thomas Carlyle

Be ye doers of the word, and not hearers only. - James 1:22

An honest man's word is as good as his bond. - Cervantes

The English never draw a line without blurring it. - Winston Churchill

I have often regretted my speech, never my silence. - Xenocrates

Drawing on my fine command of language, I said nothing. - Robert Benchley

The surest way to make a monkey out of a man is to quote him. - Robert Benchley

Once a word has been allowed to escape, it cannot be recalled. - Horace

Marriage: A word which should be pronounced "mirage." - Herbert Spencer

If the French were really intelligent, they'd speak English. - Wilfred Sheed

Retire? I can't spell the word. I'd play in a wheelchair. - Keith Richards

Kindness is the language which the deaf can hear and the blind can see. - Mark Twain

The English are not an inventive people; they don't eat enough pie. - Thomas Edison

The English have an extraordinary ability for flying into a great calm. - Alexander Woollcott

Impossible is a word to be found only in the dictionary of fools. - Napoleon Bonaparte

One word frees us of all the weight and pain of life: That word is love. - Sophocles

Nothing is impossible, the word itself says, "I'm possible"! - Audrey Hepburn

It usually takes more than three weeks to prepare a good impromptu speech. - Mark Twain

Symptoms are the body's mother tongue; signs are in a foreign language. - John Brown

The first 40 years of life give us the text; the next 30 supply the commentary. - Arthur Schopenhauer

He has never been known to use a word that might send a reader to the dictionary. - William Faulkner

There's nothing like an English weirdo. We have the best nutters in the world. - Sharon Osbourne

I personally think we developed language because of our deep inner need to complain. - Jane Wagner

Whose cruel idea was it for the word "Lisp" to have a "S" in it? - George Carlin

The language of the law must not be foreign to the ears of those who are to obey it. - Learned hand

Virus: a Latin word used by doctors to mean, "Your guess is as good as mine." - Unknown

At no time is freedom of speech more precious than when a man hits his thumb with a hammer. - Marshall Lumsden

It was ability that mattered, not disability, which is a word I'm not crazy about using. - Marlee Matlin

The promise given was a necessity of the past: the word broken is a necessity of the present. - Niccolo Machiavelli

I want flowers, I don't want to text. What does that make me? What kind of dinosaur am I? - Jennifer Garner

Anyone who has been to an English public school will always feel comparatively at home in prison. - Unknown

Politics: Poli, a Latin word meaning "many"; and tics, meaning "bloodsucking creatures." - Robin Williams

I saw a woman wearing a sweatshirt with the word 'Guess' on it. I said, "Thyroid problem?" - Arnold Schwarzenegger

If the English language made any sense, 'lackadaisical' would have something to do with a shortage of flowers. - Doug Larson

The difference between the right word and almost the right word is the difference between lightning and the lightning bug. - Mark Twain

Englishmen learn Christ's law best in English. Moses heard God's law in his own tongue; so did Christ's apostles. - John Wycliffe

The nine most terrifying words in the English language are,
"I'm from the government and I'm here to help." - Ronald Reagan

The wise man is but a clever infant, spelling letters from a hieroglyphical prophetic book, the lexicon of which lies in eternity. - Thomas Carlyle


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