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The word is psalm, S-O-M. - Archie Bunker

Speech is the small change of silence. - George Meredith

Nothing you can't spell will ever work. - Will Rogers

A word out of season may mar a whole lifetime. - Greek proverb

Heresy is another word for freedom of thought. - Graham Greene

A story is told as much by silence as by speech. - Susan Griffin

Be true to your work, your word, and your friend. - Henry David Thoreau

Speech was given to man to disguise his thoughts. - Charles de Talleyrand

The ability to quote is a serviceable substitute for wit. - W Somerset Maugham

Man invented language to satisfy his deep need to complain. - Lily Tomlin

The secret of my success is a two-word answer: Know people. - Harvey S Firestone

Once a word has been allowed to escape, it cannot be recalled. - Horace

"Obvious" is the most dangerous word in mathematics. - Eric T. Bell

Democracy! Bah! When I hear that word I reach for my feather Boa. - Allen Ginsberg

"Let 'em eat cake," to quote the late Mark Antonette. - Archie Bunker

I don't give a damn for a man that can only spell a word one way. - Mark Twain

The English have an extraordinary ability for flying into a great calm. - Alexander Woollcott

Out of suffering comes creativity. You cannot spell painting without pain. - John Lithgow

Symptoms are the body's mother tongue; signs are in a foreign language. - John Brown

I imagine hell like this: Italian punctuality, German humour and English wine. - Peter Ustinov

If we are a country committed to free speech, then why do we have phone bills? - Steven Wright

A bore is one who has the power of speech but not the capacity for conversation. - Benjamin Desraeli

Actions, looks, words and steps form the alphabet by which you may spell character. - Johann Kasper Lavater

I personally think we developed language because of our deep inner need to complain. - Jane Wagner

Nostalgia is like a grammar lesson: you find the present tense, but the past perfect. - Owens L. Pomeroy

We really have everything in common with America nowadays except, of course, language. - Oscar Wilde

A word to the wise ain't necessary - it's the stupid ones that need the advice. - Bill Cosby

Great literature is simply language charged with meaning to the utmost possible degree. - Ezra Pound

Never make fun of someone who speaks broken English. It means they know another language. - H. Jackson Brown, Jr.

Divorce, from the Latin word meaning to rip out a man’s genitals through his wallet. - Robin Williams

Grammar: the difference between Feeling Your Nuts and Feeling You're Nuts. - Unknown

The right word may be effective, but no word was ever as effective as a rightly timed pause. - Mark Twain

As far as I'm concerned, "whom" is a word that was invented to make everyone sound like a butler. - Calvin Trillin

Violence of language leads to violence of action. Angry men seldom fight if their tongues do not lead the fray. - Charles V Roman

No bum that can't speak poifect English oughta stay in this country - oughta be de-exported the hell outta here! - Archie Bunker

The wise man is but a clever infant, spelling letters from a hieroglyphical prophetic book, the lexicon of which lies in eternity. - Thomas Carlyle

Mathematics takes us into the region of absolute necessity, to which not only the actual word, but every possible word, must conform. - Bertrand Russell

When I am afraid, I will trust in you. In God, whose word I praise, in God I trust; I will not be afraid. What can mortal man do to me? - Bible

When one may pay out over two million dollars to presidential and Congressional campaigns, the U.S. government is virtually up for sale. - John W. Gardner

Three things you cannot recover in life: the WORD after it's said, the MOMENT after it's missed, and the TIME after it's gone. - Unknown


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