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Camouflage Practice thanks to Howard Chapman

Camouflage Practice thanks to Howard Chapman

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Salivation Army - Archie Bunker

Learn by practice. - Martha Graham

An army marches on its stomach. - Napoleon Bonaparte

Love is a kind of military service. - Ovid

Skill and confidence are an unconquered army. - George Herbert

The army is the true nobility of our country. - Napoleon III

I now close my military career and just fade away. - Douglas MacArthur

Marketing strategy is a lot like military strategy. - Liddell Hart

Only through practice can new ideas truly be evaluated. - Unknown

Practice is a means of inviting the perfection desired. - Martha Graham

If you don't practice you don't deserve to win. - Andre Agassi

Diagnosis is not the end, but the beginning of practice. - Martin H. Fischer

Airplanes are interesting toys but of no military value. - Marechal Ferdinand Foch

Knowledge is of no value unless you put it into practice. - Anton Chekhov

The military don't start wars. Politicians start wars. - William Westmoreland

The more you sweat in practice, the less you bleed in battle. - Unknown

A conquering army on the border will not be stopped by eloquence. - Otto von Bismarck

Liberty don't work as good in practice as it does in speeches. - Will Rogers

Practice does not make perfect. Only perfect practice makes perfect. - Vince Lombardi

On average it takes 10,000 hours of practice to truly master a skill. - Malcolm Gladwell

In theory, practice and theory are the same. In practice they are not. - Yogi Berra

Oh what a tangled web we weave,
When first we practice to deceive! - Walter Scott

The more you practice what you know, the more shall you know what to practice. - W. Jenkin

The practice of art isn't to make a living. It's to make your soul grow. - Kurt Vonnegut

Isn't it a bit unnerving that doctors call what they do "practice"? - George Carlin

I used to practice my speeches on my tractor while I plowed my daddy's field. - Jim Hunt

An army of deer led by a lion is more to be feared than an army of lions led by a deer. - Philip II

The practice of medicine is a thinker's job, the practice of surgery a plumber's. - Martin H. Fischer

Statistics have shown that mortality increases perceptibly in the military during wartime. - Alphonse Allais

The practice of medicine occurs even in primitive society, but law accompanies civilization. - Saying

Samson, he takes the jawbone out of the grass and he kills the whole army of the Phillipines. - Archie Bunker

It used to be that when all else failed, a guy went into the army; now he becomes a consultant. - Blackie Sherrod

Moses was the greatest legislator and the commander in chief of perhaps the first liberation army. - Elie Wiesel

I never practice my guitar... from time to time I just open the case and throw in a piece of raw meat. - Wes Montgomery

I never hit a shot, not even in practice, without having a very sharp, in-focus picture of it in my head. - Jack Nicklaus

The Christian's Bible is a drug store. Its contents remain the same, but the medical practice changes. - Mark Twain

I believe that if ever I had to practice cannibalism, I might manage if there were enough tarragon around. - James Beard

My other brother-in-law died. He was a karate expert, then joined the army. The first time he saluted, he killed himself. - Henny Youngman

It takes but one positive thought when given a chance to survive and thrive to overpower an entire army of negative thoughts. - Robert H. Schuller

I play to win, whether during practice or a real game. And I will not let anything get in the way of me and my competitive enthusiasm to win. - Michael Jordan


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