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Can We Play Now?

Throwing the ball with man's best friend

Can We Play Now? thanks to Keith Blake

The need for setting aside time for fun

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Laugh it up, Fuzz ball. - Han Solo

Let fightin' dogs lie - Archie Bunker

Lose your cool - play the fool. - W. Andrew Welker

Just play. Have fun. Enjoy the game. - Michael Jordan

It is better to play than do nothing. - Confucius

The gods play games with men as balls. - Titus Maccius Plautus

I am I because my little dog knows me. - Gertrude Stein

The ball doesn't know how old I am. - Martina Navratilova

Dogs that bark at a distance never bite. - Unknown

It is a happy talent to know how to play. - Ralph Waldo Emerson

The true object of all human life is play. - G K Chesterton

He who lies down with dogs, rises with fleas. - English Proverb

Play always as if in the presence of a master. - Robert Schumann

Don't think to hunt two hares with one dog. - Benjamin Franklin

Flatterers looks like friends, as wolves like dogs. - George Chapman

I love a dog. He does nothing for political reasons. - Will Rogers

A door is what a dog is perpetually on the wrong side of. - Ogden Nash

When you play, play hard; when you work, don't play at all. - Theodore Roosevelt

The dog who meets with a good master is the happier of the two. - Maurice Maeterlinck

Golf is a game where the ball lies poorly, and the players well. - Unknown

A gentleman is a man who can play the accordion but doesn't. - Unknown

Only a biker knows why a dog sticks his head out of a car window. - Unknown

The slow motion replay doesn't show how fast the ball was traveling. - Richard Benaud

Life is like a piano. What you get out of it depends on how you play it. - Tom Lehrer

What a fine comedy this world would be if one did not play a part in it. - Denis Diderot

There's no psychiatrist in the world like a puppy licking your face. - Bernard Williams

Sometimes it just feels like the only thing you do is play hockey and eat. - Henrik Lundqvist

The most important thing about batting is getting the bat to hit the ball. - Michael Holding

Necessity may be the mother of invention, but play is certainly the father. - Roger von Oech

Why can't a woman be more like a dog, huh? So sweet, loving, attentive. - Kirk Douglas

Retirement means no pressure, no stress, no heartache... unless you play golf. - Gene Perret

I'm always suspicious of games where you're the only ones that play it. - Jack Charlton

The structure of a play is always the story of how the birds come home to roost. - Arthur Miller

If you think it's hard to meet new people, try picking up the wrong golf ball. - Jack Lemmon

If you play a tune and a person don't tap their feet, don't play the tune. - Count Basie

Raising boys is like raising puppies. One must take them for a walk every few hours. - Jody Defries

The only game I like to play is "Old Maid", providing she's not too old. - Groucho Marx

I actually have a stash of wigs for Halloween. But only for that. Not to play dress-up. - Alexa Vega

My father had a piano that was a nickelodeon - put a nickel, and the roller would play. - Frank Sinatra

I love working in Canada. The ovation is great. It makes me feel like I'm the top dog. - Owen Hart

Why do dogs always race to the door when the doorbell rings? It's hardly ever for them. - Harry Hill

I didn't like the play, but then I saw it under adverse conditions - the curtain was up. - Groucho Marx

I have to tell them that last night was a shameful train wreck filled with blind cuddly puppies. - Charlie Sheen

When I go home, I play with my baby dolls and strollers and diaper bags, and play with my sisters. - Dakota Fanning

What a pity Hell's gates are not kept by O'Flynn
The surly old dog would let nobody in. - Patrick Ireland

If you don't want your dog to have bad breath, do what I do: pour a little Lavoris in the toilet. - Jay Leno

You do not play hockey for good seasons. You play to win the Stanley Cup. It has to be the objective. - Guy Lafleur

Be glad of life because it gives you the chance to love, to work, to play and to look up at the stars. - Henry van Dyke

I really want to play Princess Leia. Stick some big pastries on my head. Now that would be interesting! - Ewan McGregor

It is with books as with men: a very small number play a great part, the rest are lost in the multitude. - Voltaire

If you watch a game, it's fun. If you play it, it's recreation. If you work at it, it's golf. - Bob Hope

For us in Russia, communism is a dead dog, while, for many people in the West, it is still a living lion. - Aleksandr Solzhenitsyn

Did you ever walk into a room and forget why you walked in? I think that's how dogs spend their lives. - Sue Murphy

When a dog bites a man, that is not news, because it happens so often. But if a man bites a dog, that is news. - John B. Bogart

If you must play, decide on three things at the start: the rules of the game, the stakes, and the quitting time. - Chinese Proverb

If you get to thinkin' you're a person of some influence, try orderin' somebody else's dog around. - Unknown

Life is like a game of cards. The hand that is dealt you represents determinism; the way you play it is free will. - Jawaharlal Nehru

Ninety-nine percent of the world's lovers are not with their first choice. That's what makes the jukebox play. - Willie Nelson

There's an upside to grandparenthood. You play, you give, you love, then you hand them back and go to an early movie. - Billy Crystal

When you're following your energy and doing what you want all the time, the distinction between work and play dissolves. - Shakti Gawain

Everybody needs beauty as well as bread, places to play in and pray in, where nature may heal and give strength to body and soul. - John Muir

I put contact lenses in my dog's eyes. They had little pictures of cats on them. Then I took one out and he ran around in circles. - Steven Wright

There is only one way to achieve happiness on this terrestrial ball,
And that is to have either a clear conscience or none at all. - Ogden Nash

Cricket civilizes people and creates good gentlemen. I want everyone to play cricket in Zimbabwe; I want ours to be a nation of gentlemen. - Robert Mugabe

Learning to play golf is like learning to play the violin. It's not only difficult to do, it's very painful to everyone around you. - Hal Linden

If animals could speak, the dog would be a blundering outspoken fellow; but the cat would have the rare grace of never saying a word too much. - Mark Twain

Among God's creatures two, the dog and the guitar, have taken all the sizes and all the shapes, in order not to be separated from the man. - Andres Segovia

When I know that, if I have no inspiration whatsoever, when I come and I just feel empty, I have nothing, I know that I can still play the scene. - Christopher Walken

Never play cards with a man called Doc, never eat at a place called Mom's, and never sleep with a woman whose troubles are worse than your own. - Nelson Algren

I have always been pushed by the negative. The apparent failure of a play sends me back to my typewriter that very night, before the reviews are out. - Tennessee Williams


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