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Can We Play Now?

Throwing the ball with man's best friend

Can We Play Now? thanks to Keith Blake

The need for setting aside time for fun

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Let fightin' dogs lie - Archie Bunker

Lose your cool - play the fool. - W. Andrew Welker

To play it safe is not to play. - Robert Altman

Life is more fun if you play games. - Roald Dahl

Never play leapfrog with a unicorn. - Unknown

A dog has the soul of a philosopher. - Plato

It is better to play than do nothing. - Confucius

The gods play games with men as balls. - Titus Maccius Plautus

I am I because my little dog knows me. - Gertrude Stein

The view only changes for the lead dog. - Norman O. Brown

Work hard, play hard, change the world. - Amazon.com Motto

Dogs that bark at a distance never bite. - Unknown

God does not play dice with the universe. - Albert Einstein

The true object of all human life is play. - G K Chesterton

If you don't play to win, why keep score? - Unknown

Love is a game that two can play and both win. - Eva Gabor

Throw physic to the dogs; I'll none of it. - William Shakespeare

Play always as if in the presence of a master. - Robert Schumann

Don't think to hunt two hares with one dog. - Benjamin Franklin

The world is a stage, but the play is badly cast. - Oscar Wilde

Play is our brain's favorite way of learning. - Diane Ackerman

Some guys play hockey. Gretzky plays 40-mph chess. - Lowell Cohn

I'd just as soon play tennis with the net down. - Robert Frost

I love a dog. He does nothing for political reasons. - Will Rogers

My wife's such a bad cook, the dog begs for Alka-Seltzer. - Rodney Dangerfield

Golf is a game where the ball lies poorly, and the players well. - Unknown

If dogs could talk, it would take a lot of fun out of owning one. - Andrew A. Rooney

It was a great interview process. They were fighting like cats and dogs. - Donald Trump

The slow motion replay doesn't show how fast the ball was traveling. - Richard Benaud

Grammar is a piano I play by ear. All I know about grammar is its power. - Joan Didion

Sometimes it just feels like the only thing you do is play hockey and eat. - Henrik Lundqvist

The most important thing about batting is getting the bat to hit the ball. - Michael Holding

Necessity may be the mother of invention, but play is certainly the father. - Roger von Oech

Dogs come when they're called; cats take a message and get back to you. - Mary Bly

Where beams of imagination play,
The memory's soft figures melt away. - Alexander Pope

Sometimes you have to play for a long time to be able to play like yourself. - Miles Davis Jr.

You can't play hockey with a bald spot, so I'm hanging up the skates. - Joe Sakic

To play a wrong note is insignificant; to play without passion is inexcusable. - Ludwig van Beethoven

I'm always suspicious of games where you're the only ones that play it. - Jack Charlton

A dog is the only thing on this earth that loves you more than he loves himself. - Josh Billings

If you think it's hard to meet new people, try picking up the wrong golf ball. - Jack Lemmon

Montovani? They play Montovani to insomniacs that don't respond to strong drugs. - Robin Williams

There are men running governments who shouldn't be allowed to play with matches. - Will Rogers

Children need the freedom and time to play. Play is not a luxury. Play is a necessity. - Kay R. Jamison

You can discover more about a person in an hour of play than in a year of conversation. - Plato

The most effective kind of education is that a child should play amongst lovely things. - Plato

My father had a piano that was a nickelodeon - put a nickel, and the roller would play. - Frank Sinatra

Don't accept your dog's admiration as conclusive evidence that you are wonderful. - Ann Landers

The true object of all human life is play. Earth is a task garden; heaven is a playground. - G K Chesterton

Experience without theory is blind, but theory without experience is mere intellectual play. - Immanuel Kant

Get a good idea and stay with it. Dog it, and work at it until it's done, and done right. - Walt Disney

As an actor you become that lighting rod between the person who made the play and the audience. - Christopher Walken

The cards you hold in the game of life mean very little - it's the way you play them that counts. - Unknown

Life is to be lived, not controlled; and humanity is won by continuing to play in face of certain defeat. - Ralph Ellison

There are two things in this world that don't last long: dogs chasing cars, and pros putting for pars. - Lee Travino

You've got to take the initiative and play your game. In a decisive set, confidence is the difference. - Chris Evert

May I never be drunk enough to try to play a foosball table alone like that dude over there who actually is. - Dr. Okay Times

When I played ball, I didn't play for fun... It's no pink tea, and mollycoddles had better stay out. - Ty Cobb

When a dog bites a man, that is not news, because it happens so often. But if a man bites a dog, that is news. - John B. Bogart

If you must play, decide on three things at the start: the rules of the game, the stakes, and the quitting time. - Chinese Proverb

We can't win at home, we can't win away. As general manager, I just can't figure out where else to play. - Jock Brown

There's an upside to grandparenthood. You play, you give, you love, then you hand them back and go to an early movie. - Billy Crystal

An actor is never so great as when he reminds you of an animal - falling like a cat, lying like a dog, moving like a fox. - Francois Truffaut

If you're skinny and you can't play hockey in Canada, you aren't left with a lot of options. I was left with running. - Malcolm Gladwell

If you're in the penalty area and don't know what to do with the ball, put it in the net and we'll discuss the options later. - Bob Paisley

Cricket civilizes people and creates good gentlemen. I want everyone to play cricket in Zimbabwe; I want ours to be a nation of gentlemen. - Robert Mugabe

Without this playing with fantasy no creative work has ever yet come to birth. The debt we owe to the play of the imagination is incalculable. - Carl Jung

My life is the land, the dogs, the car, the motorcycle, the pond, the canoe, going to pick up mail. It's just a rural retreat that I enjoy. - Burt Shavitz

Never play cards with a man called Doc, never eat at a place called Mom's, and never sleep with a woman whose troubles are worse than your own. - Nelson Algren

Dogs display reluctance and wrath
If you try to give them a bath;
They bury bones in hideaways
And half the time they trot sideaways. - Ogden Nash


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