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Canadian Tough

Some thought she was as cold as the weather outside

Canadian Tough thanks to Wayne Nowazek

Dressed for a warm winter's day in the Moistwest Territories

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Canada is hockey. - Mike Weir

Women are made to be loved, not understood. - Oscar Wilde

Put the light out, and all women are alike. - German Proverb

For most of history, Anonymous was a woman. - Virginia Woolf

Women are meant to be loved, not to be understood. - Oscar Wilde

Behind every great man is a woman rolling her eyes. - Jim Carrey

A woman who strives to be like a man lacks ambition. - Unknown

Women like silent men. They think they're listening. - Marcel Achard

I grew up working in Canada so everything was low budget. - Ellen Page

Canada is not the party. Its the apartment above the party. - Craig Ferguson

I love bringing roses to a woman when she least expects it. - Esai Morales

I think housework is the reason most women go to the office. - Heloise Cruse

A man falls in love through his eyes, a woman through her ears. - Woodrow Wyatt

Some say women are addicted to chocolate. I say we're merely loyal. - Cathy Guisewite

I am a woman meant for a man, but I never found a man who could compete. - Bette Davis

Back then the women had babies, which they called in them days, begatten. - Archie Bunker

For our immediate family and relatives, Canada was a land of opportunity. - Sidney Altman

I used to go missing a lot... Miss Canada, Miss United Kingdom, Miss World. - George Best

I want to be a millionaire not for the money but for the woman I will become. - Jaime Tardy

A woman's best love letters are always written to the man she is betraying. - Lawrence Durrell

As far as single payer, it works in Canada. It works incredibly well in Scotland. - Donald Trump

The most beautiful makeup for a woman is passion. But cosmetics are easier to buy. - Yves St. Laurent

To God I speak Spanish, to women Italian, to men French, and to my horse - German. - Emperor Charles V

I love Canada. I am from Canada. I will bash the Canadian government but never Canada. - Jason Priestley

No honest work of man or woman "fails"; it feeds the sum of all human action. - Michelene Wandor

When a man has once loved a woman he will do anything for her except continue to love her. - Oscar Wilde

I don't have a girlfriend. But I do know a woman who'd be made at me for saying that. - Mitch Hedberg

Just 'cause there's snow in the basement don't mean there ain't no fire in the roof! - Archie Bunker

Some old women and men grow bitter with age. The more their teeth drop out, the more biting they get. - George D. Prentice

After all, inside every woman, no matter how grown up she is, there is still a frightened little girl. - Sergei Lukyanenko

An archaeologist is the best husband a woman can have. The older she gets the more interested he is in her. - Agatha Christie

No matter how plain a woman may be, if truth and honesty are written across her face, she will be beautiful. - Eleanor Roosevelt

A family is a unit composed not only of children but of men, women, an occasional animal, and the common cold. - Ogden Nash

The Eskimos had fifty-two names for snow because it was important to them: there ought to be as many for love. - Margaret Atwood

Remember, we're fighting for this woman’s honor, which is probably far more than she's ever done! - Groucho Marx

A successful man is one who makes more money than his wife can spend. A successful woman is one who can find such a man. - Lana Turner

If a man is standing in the middle of the forest speaking and there is no woman around to hear him... is he still wrong? - George Carlin

Part of the reason that men seem so much less loving than women is that men's behavior is measured with a feminine ruler. - Francesca M. Cancian

Let me put it this way. Canada is not so much a country as a holding tank filled with the disgruntled progeny of defeated peoples. - Mordecai Richler

Like many other women, I could not understand why every man who changed a diaper has felt impelled, in recent years, to write a book about it. - Barbara Ehrenreich


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