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Canadian Tough

Some thought she was as cold as the weather outside

Canadian Tough thanks to Wayne Nowazek

Dressed for a warm winter's day in the Moistwest Territories

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What do women want? - Sigmund Freud

Women hold up half the sky. - Mao Zedong

Canada first, Canada last, Canada always. - Wilfrid Laurier

Behind every good woman is a lot of chocolate. - Unknown

Her husband was infidelicate with another woman. - Archie Bunker

A man thinks he knows, but a woman knows better. - Indian Proverb

Women in London must have learned not to breathe. - Irene Trimble

Chocolate: God's apology to women for periods. - Unknown

Women want love to be a novel. Men, a short story. - Daphne du Maurier

A woman who strives to be like a man lacks ambition. - Unknown

Canada has always been there to help people who need it. - Justin Trudeau

There's a lot involved in going to the bathroom for women. - Leah Remini

It is much easier to take care of a sackful of fleas than a woman. - German Proverb

I love men, not because they are men, but because they are not women. - Queen Christina of Sweden

How do you feel about women's rights? I like either side of them. - Groucho Marx

No one but a woman in love ever sees the maximum of men's greatness. - Anais Nin

She walked across the ballroom as if she were trudging through deep snow. - Noel Coward

A woman's mind is cleaner than a man's: She changes it more often. - Oliver Herford

If women didn't exist, all the money in the world would have no meaning. - Aristotle Onassis

The only time a woman really succeeds in changing a man is when he's a baby. - Natalie Wood

A man's face is his autobiography. A woman's face is her work of fiction. - Oscar Wilde

Canada is the only country in the world that knows how to live without an identity. - Marshall McLuhan

Women are like elephants to me: nice to look at, but I wouldn't want to own one. - WC Fields

Women want mediocre men, and men are working hard to become as mediocre as possible. - Margaret Mead

A woman will flirt with anybody in the world as long as other people are looking on. - Oscar Wilde

Only choose in marriage a woman whom you would choose as a friend if she were a man. - Joseph Joubert

The chief excitement in a woman's life is spotting women who are fatter than she is. - Helen Rowland

You call this a party? The beer is warm, the women cold and I'm hot under the collar. - Groucho Marx

There's one good thing about snow: it makes your lawn look as nice as your neighbor's. - Clyde Moore

The fantasy of every Australian man is to have two women - one cleaning and the other dusting. - Maurenn Murphy

To my eye, women get sexier around 35. They know a thing or two, and knowledge is always alluring. - Pierce Brosnan

If women want any rights more than they got, why don't they just take them and not be talking about it? - Sojourner Truth

There goes a woman who knows all the things that can be taught and none of the things that cannot be taught. - Coco Chanel

The most happy marriage I can picture or imagine to myself would be the union of a deaf man to a blind woman. - Samuel Taylor Coleridge

Make no mistake. Canada is not a bilingual country. In fact it is less bilingual today than it has ever been. - Stephen Harper

I like the West. That's where men are men and women are women, and it's hard to beat a combination like that. - Milton Berle

All of the women on 'The Apprentice' flirted with me - consciously or unconsciously. That's to be expected. - Donald Trump

If you're skinny and you can't play hockey in Canada, you aren't left with a lot of options. I was left with running. - Malcolm Gladwell

Love is the thing that enables a woman to sing while she mops up the floor after her husband has walked across it in his barn boots. - Hoosier Farmer

The widening of woman's sphere is to improve her lot. Let us do it, and if the world scoff, let it scoff - if it sneer, let it sneer. - Lucy Stone


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