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Canadian Tough

Some thought she was as cold as the weather outside

Canadian Tough thanks to Wayne Nowazek

Dressed for a warm winter's day in the Moistwest Territories

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Women hold up half the sky. - Mao Zedong

Dull women have immaculate homes. - Unknown

I look at Canada like a second home. - Prince Andrew

A woman needs a man like a fish needs a net. - Cynthia Heimel

There's a great woman behind every idiot. - John Lennon

Her husband was infidelicate with another woman. - Archie Bunker

A woman needs a man like a fish needs a bicycle. - Irina Dunn

Women want love to be a novel. Men, a short story. - Daphne du Maurier

Women need a reason to have sex. Men just need a place. - Billy Crystal

Canada is the homeland of equality, justice and tolerance. - Kim Campbell

So comes snow after fire, and even dragons have their endings. - JRR Tolkien

The only place men want depth in a woman is in her decolletage. - Zsa Zsa Gabor

He's the kind of man a woman would have to marry to get rid of. - Mae West

I love Canadians because I don't see very much racism in Canada. - Patti LaBelle

I've only been to these foreign countries: Canada, L.A. and Miami. - Larry the Cable Guy

Women might be able to fake orgasms. But men can fake a whole relationship. - Sharon Stone

I think gay marriage is something that should be between a man and a woman. - Arnold Schwarzenegger

I want to be a millionaire not for the money but for the woman I will become. - Jaime Tardy

I will buy any creme, cosmetic, or elixir from a woman with a European accent. - Erma Bombeck

I was in the ROTC. Of course, ROTC stood for "Running off to Canada." - Jay Leno

Menopause is our chance to say, "I am woman - open a freaking window." - Unknown

No honest work of man or woman "fails"; it feeds the sum of all human action. - Michelene Wandor

When a man has once loved a woman he will do anything for her except continue to love her. - Oscar Wilde

We don't come to Canada for our health. We can think of other ways of enjoying ourselves. - Prince Philip

One of the few articles of clothing that a man won't try to remove from a woman is an apron. - Marilyn Vos Savant

The only reason they say 'Women and children first' is to test the strength of the lifeboats. - Jean Kerr

After all, inside every woman, no matter how grown up she is, there is still a frightened little girl. - Sergei Lukyanenko

My love life is terrible. The last time I was inside a woman was when I visited the Statue of Liberty. - Woody Allen

I have great, fond memories of Canada. I feel that one day my bones will more than likely end up there. - Aden Young

One should never trust a woman who tells her real age; a woman who would tell one would tell one anything. - Oscar Wilde

Women are like cars: we all want a Ferrari, sometimes want a pick-up truck, and end up with a station wagon. - Tim Allen

How wrong it is for a woman to expect the man to build the world she wants, rather than to create it herself. - Anais Nin

Never try to impress a woman because if you do, you'll have to keep up that standard the rest of your life. - WC Fields

I have a huge interest in hockey because I grew up in Canada, where it's kind of the law that you love hockey. - Matthew Perry

I've been to Canada, and I've always gotten the impression that I could take the country over in about two days. - Jon Stewart

Except for a few guitar chords, everything I've learned in my life that is of any value I've learned from women. - Glenn Frey

When we save the rain forest, the polar bear, and Al Gore, we should party so hard that Canada calls the cops on us for noise. - Paula Poundstone

Now that women are jockeys, baseball umpires, atomic scientists, and business executives, maybe someday they can master parallel parking. - Bill Vaughan

Feminism isn't about making women stronger. Women are already strong. It's about changing the way the world perceives that strength. - G.D. Anderson

I was just so lucky with 'Real Women Have Curves.' At that point, I would have done an insurance commercial. I would have done anything. - America Ferrera


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