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Putting on a good face for an empty plate

Canned Art thanks to Wayne Nowazek

Waiting in line for the next food donation

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We want playmates we can own. - Jules Feiffer

How can I die? I'm booked. - George Burns

I view art as an inspirational tool. - Thomas Kincade

OK, if you can get an indepartial judge. - Archie Bunker

Live as long as you can. Die when you can't help it. - James Brown

Nothing bad can happen if you haven't hit the Send key. - David Shipley and Will Schwalbe in Send

Do not let what you cannot do interfere with what you can do. - John Wooden

No one can whistle a symphony. It takes an orchestra to play it. - H.E. Luccock

One of the best hearing aids a man can have is an attentive wife. - Groucho Marx

Creativeness cannot be taught; it can only be released and guided. - Mauree Applegate

You can't drink all day if you don't start in the morning. - Founder's Breakfast Stout

A coach is someone who can give correction without causing resentment. - John Wooden

Can grave and formal pass for wise,
When Men the solemn Owl despise? - Benjamin Franklin

Money can't buy you friends, but you can get a better class of enemy. - Spike Milligan

Women might be able to fake orgasms. But men can fake a whole relationship. - Sharon Stone

In America, anybody can be president. That's one of the risks you take. - Adlai Stevenson

When one can hear people moving, one does not so much mind, about one's fears. - Ann Radcliffe

We can learn much from wise words, little from wisecracks, and less from wise guys. - William Arthur Ward

Art is so wonderfully irrational, exuberantly pointless, but necessary all the same. - Gunter Grass

I should rather men ask why no statue has been erected in my honour, than why one has. - Marcus Porcius Cato

The man who is ostentatious of his modesty is twin to the statue that wears a fig-leaf. - Mark Twain

I can write the saddest poem of all tonight. I loved her, and sometimes she loved me too. - Pablo Neruda

It's the Olympics. If you can't get up to swim early in the morning, don't go. - Michael Phelps

The best thing that can come with success is the knowledge that it is nothing to long for. - Liv Ullman

As a man in a relationship, you have a simple choice: You can be right or you can be happy. - Ralphie May

I can't change the direction of the wind but I can adjust my sails to reach my destination. - James Dean

An onion can make people cry, but there has never been a vegetable invented to make them laugh. - Will Rogers

You haven't had enough coffee until you can thread a sewing machine while it's running. - Unknown

Like a camel, I can go without a drink for seven days - and have on several horrible occasions. - Herb Caen

A poet can write about a man slaying a dragon, but not about a man pushing a button that releases a bomb. - W H Auden

A diplomat is someone who can tell you to go to hell in such a way that you will look forward to the trip. - Caskie Stinnett

An archaeologist is the best husband a woman can have. The older she gets the more interested he is in her. - Agatha Christie

I've had the highest mountains. I've had the deepest rivers, you can have it all, but now, keep moving. - Imagine Dragons

That he delights in the misery of others no man will confess, and yet what other motive can make a father cruel? - Joseph Addison

So long as men praise you, you can only be sure that you are not yet on your own true path but on someone else's. - Friedrich Wilhelm Nietzsche

Once you can accept the universe as matter expanding into nothing that is something, wearing stripes with plaid comes easy. - Albert Einstein

The biggest thing separating people from their artistic ambitions is not a lack of talent. It's the lack of a deadline. - Chris Baty

Own only what you can always carry with you: know languages, know countries, know people. Let your memory be your travel bag. - Aleksandr Solzhenitsyn

Whenever you are asked if you can do a job, tell 'em, "Certainly I can!" Then get busy and find out how to do it. - Theodore Roosevelt

Like all parents, my husband and I just do the best we can, and hold our breath and hope we've set aside enough money for our kids' therapy. - Michelle Pfeiffer


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