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Canned Art

Putting on a good face for an empty plate

Canned Art thanks to Wayne Nowazek

Waiting in line for the next food donation

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Art is a revolt against fate. - Andre Malraux

Donuts - is there anything they can't do? - Homer Simpson

When spiders unite, they can tie down a lion. - Ethiopian Proverb

You can't fix stupid - not even with duct tape. - Unknown

Ill can he rule the great that cannot reach the small. - Edmund Spenser

Art washes away from the soul the dust of everyday life. - Pablo Picasso

Courage is a strange thing: One can never be sure of it. - Raymond Chandler

You can't wait to buy a parachute when you need one. - Unknown

Nothing is really lost until your Mom can't find it. - Unknown

Live as long as you can. Die when you can't help it. - James Brown

Be patient and calm; no one can catch a fish with anger. - Herbert Hoover

Spring shows what God can do with a drab and dirty world. - Victor Kraft

Anything that triggers good memories can't be all bad. - Adam West

Our heads are round so that thoughts can change direction. - Francis Picabia

Music can be made anywhere, is invisible and does not smell. - W H Auden

I try not to worry about things I can't do anything about. - Christopher Walken

You can't help getting older, but you don't have to get old. - George Burns

A filing cabinet is a place where you can lose things systematically. - T.H. Thompson

A coach is someone who can give correction without causing resentment. - John Wooden

A genius is one who shoots at something no one else can see and hits it. - Unknown

If you have a gun you can rob a bank, but if you have a bank you can rob everyone. - Unknown

When we grow old, there can only be one regret: not to have given enough of ourselves. - Eleonora Duse

When once a woman has given you her heart, you can never get rid of the rest of her body. - John Vanbrugh

You can discover what your enemy fears most by observing the means he uses to frighten you. - Eric Hoffer

The only thing that can break a piece of Valentine candy is another piece of Valentine candy. - Milton Berle

A professional is a man who can do his best at a time when he doesn't particularly feel like it. - Alistair Cooke

Will power is to the mind like a strong blind man who carries on his shoulders a lame man who can see. - Arthur Schopenhauer

Never pay attention to what critics say. Remember, a statue has never been set up in honor of a critic. - Jean Sibelius

One machine can do the work of a hundred ordinary men, but no machine can do the work of one extraordinary man. - Elbert Hubbard

Anger is an acid that can do more harm to the vessel in which it is stored than to anything on which it is poured. - Mark Twain

I love thee - I love thee,
'Tis all that I can say
It is my vision in the night,
My dreaming in the day. - Thomas Hood

Everything that enlarges the sphere of human powers, that shows man he can do what he thought he could not do, is valuable. - Samuel Johnson

Nothing is more precious for our people than peace, but it is not something that can be achieved if we simply crave and beg for it. - Kim Jong-Un

Can't figure women. Sometimes they're afraid of a spider, other times they're not afraid to stand right up to the devil. - Donal Harding

I am only one, but still I am one. I cannot do everything, but still I can do something. I will not refuse to do something I can do. - Helen Keller

Be known for pleasing others, espcecially if you govern them... Ruling others has one advantage: you can do more good than anyone else. - Baltasar Gracian

Parents can only give good advice or put them on the right path, the final forming of a person's character lies in their own hands. - Anne Frank

I can teach anybody how to get what they want out of life. The problem is that I can't find anybody who can tell me what they want. - Mark Twain

Self confidence is the most attractive quality a person can have. How can anyone see how awesome you are if you can't see it yourself? - Unknown

Never design your character like a garden where anyone can walk. Design your character like the sky where everyone's desire is to reach. - Unknown


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