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Leap and the net will appear. - Zen Saying

Cheese - milk's leap toward immortality. - Clifton Fadiman

Put the ladder over before you jump overboard. - Unknown

Care shouldn't start in the emergency room. - James Douglas

Never invest emergency savings in the stock market. - Suze Orman

Feminism is a wonderful idea until the car goes wrong. - Nicola Zweig

Germany is a fortress, but it is a fortress without a roof. - Franklin D Roosevelt

My wife made me join a bridge club. I jump off next Tuesday. - Rodney Dangerfield

This is one small step for a man, one giant leap for mankind. - Neil Armstrong

Coward: One who, in a perilous emergency, thinks with his legs. - Ambrose Bierce

Only a biker knows why a dog sticks his head out of a car window. - Unknown

It doesn't work to leap a twenty-foot chasm in two ten-foot jumps. - Proverb

The harpsichord sounds like two skeletons copulating on a corrugated roof. - Thomas Beecham

A private railroad car is not an acquired taste. One takes to it immediately. - Eleanor R. Belmont

Any jackass can kick down a barn, but it takes a good carpenter to build one. - Sam Rayburn

There is nothing so strong or safe in an emergency of life as the simple truth. - Charles Dickens

You don't have to carry a designer bag that costs more than a car to look cool. - Kesha

The lead car is absolutely unique, except for the one behind it which is identical. - Murray Walker

Wealthy people miss one of life's greatest thrills: making the last car payment. - Unknown

The dent in his car is hardly cold and he's coming over here to claim his pound of fish. - Archie Bunker

They say you only go around once, but with a muscle car you can go around two or three times. - Tim Allen

Frisbeetarianism is the belief that when you die, your soul goes up on the roof and gets stuck. - George Carlin

A suburban mother's role is to deliver children obstetrically once, and by car forever after. - Peter DeVries

All growth is a leap in the dark, a spontaneous, unpremeditated act without benefit of experience. - Henry Miller

The lead car is absolutely, truly unique, except for the one behind it which is exactly identical. - Murray Walker

I'm going to the backseat of my car with the woman I love, and I won't be back for ten minutes. - Homer Simpson

When walking, you see things that you miss in a motor car or on the train. You give your mind space to ponder. - Tom Hodgkinson

A great accomplishment shouldn't be the end of the road, just the starting point for the next leap forward. - Harvey Mackay

Life's golden age is when the children are too old to need babysitters and too young to borrow the family car. - Unknown

I hooked up my accelerator pedal in my car to my brake lights. I hit the gas, people behind me stop, and I'm gone. - Steven Wright

I do get scared of the dentist, so a drive-through dentist might make me feel more at home. If I got to stay in my car. - Jessica Pare

My kids always perceived the bathroom as a place where you wait it out until all the groceries are unloaded from the car. - Erma Bombeck

I'm not a car guy. The subway gets me where I need to go efficiently and cheaply, and I don't worry about traffic. - Joe Scarborough

The Swedish engineer who invented the zip fastener made a greater intellectual leap than many scientists do in a lifetime. - Martin Rees

Tonight we'll be talking to a car designer who's crossed Toyota with Quasimodo and come up with the Hatchback of Notre Dame. - Ronnie Corbett

If a train is coming at you, closing your eyes won't save you... but if you look right at it, you at least have a chance to jump. - Andrew Vachss

I have an answering machine in my car. It says, "I'm home now. But leave a message and I'll call when I'm out." - Steven Wright

A car hits a Jewish man. The paramedic rushes over and says, "Are you comfortable?" The guy says, "I make a good living." - Henny Youngman

My life is the land, the dogs, the car, the motorcycle, the pond, the canoe, going to pick up mail. It's just a rural retreat that I enjoy. - Burt Shavitz

Five frogs are sitting on a log. Four decide to jump off. How many are left?
Five, because there's a difference between deciding and doing. - Mark L. Feldman & Michael F. Spratt


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