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Car Jump

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Car Jump thanks to Keith Blake

When Evel Knievel changed his name to Awful Knawfull

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Leap and the net will appear. - Zen Saying

Jump and the net will appear. - Les Brown

A dog in desperation will leap over a wall. - Unknown

Put the ladder over before you jump overboard. - Unknown

Care shouldn't start in the emergency room. - James Douglas

The time to repair the roof is when the sun is shining. - John F Kennedy

The most dangerous strategy is to jump a chasm in two leaps. - Benjamin Disraeli

Coward: One who, in a perilous emergency, thinks with his legs. - Ambrose Bierce

Only a biker knows why a dog sticks his head out of a car window. - Unknown

I hope it will be hard for the Russians to jump across that creek. - Gustavus Adolphus

To attract men, I wear a perfume called "New Car Interior". - Rita Rudner

It doesn't work to leap a twenty-foot chasm in two ten-foot jumps. - Proverb

The harpsichord sounds like two skeletons copulating on a corrugated roof. - Thomas Beecham

A private railroad car is not an acquired taste. One takes to it immediately. - Eleanor R. Belmont

You know you're a redneck if your home has wheels and your car doesn't. - Jeff Foxworthy

When a man opens a car door for his wife, it's either a new car or a new wife. - Prince Philip

You don't have to carry a designer bag that costs more than a car to look cool. - Kesha

The lead car is absolutely unique, except for the one behind it which is identical. - Murray Walker

They say you only go around once, but with a muscle car you can go around two or three times. - Tim Allen

I don't look to jump over 7-foot bars. I look around for 1-foot bars that I can step over. - Warren Buffet

If you're not paying for it through the health plan, you pay for it in the emergency room. - David Lehman

Frisbeetarianism is the belief that when you die, your soul goes up on the roof and gets stuck. - George Carlin

The lead car is absolutely, truly unique, except for the one behind it which is exactly identical. - Murray Walker

Just 'cause there's snow in the basement don't mean there ain't no fire in the roof! - Archie Bunker

I replaced the headlights in my car with strobe lights, so it looks like I'm the only one moving. - Steven Wright

I'm going to the backseat of my car with the woman I love, and I won't be back for ten minutes. - Homer Simpson

Don't be afraid to take a big step if one is indicated. You can't cross a chasm in two small jumps. - David Lloyd George

I have left orders to be awakened at any time in case of national emergency, even if I'm in a cabinet meeting. - Ronald Reagan

Life's golden age is when the children are too old to need babysitters and too young to borrow the family car. - Unknown

I do get scared of the dentist, so a drive-through dentist might make me feel more at home. If I got to stay in my car. - Jessica Pare

Is fuel efficiency really what we need most desperately? I say what we really need is a car that can be shot when it breaks down. - George Carlin

When I die, I want to go peacefully like my grandfather did, in his sleep. Not screaming and yelling like the passengers in his car. - Unknown

It is amazing how quickly the kids learn to drive a car, yet are unable to understand the lawn mower, snowblower and vacuum cleaner. - Ben Bergor

Tonight we'll be talking to a car designer who's crossed Toyota with Quasimodo and come up with the Hatchback of Notre Dame. - Ronnie Corbett

When a train goes through a tunnel and it gets dark, you don't throw away the ticket and jump off. You sit still and trust the engineer. - Corrie Ten Boom

My life is the land, the dogs, the car, the motorcycle, the pond, the canoe, going to pick up mail. It's just a rural retreat that I enjoy. - Burt Shavitz

Love is like jumping out of an airplane with no parachute. But there’s no need to be frightened, because that plane is still on the ground. - Jarod Kintz

The best way to meet a woman is in an emergency situation - if you're in a shipwreck, or you find yourself behind enemy lines, or in a flood. - Mark Helprin

When it feels scary to jump, that is exactly when you jump, otherwise you end up staying in the same place your whole life, and that I can't do - Abel Morales

When I get real bored, I like to drive downtown and get a great parking spot, then sit in my car and count how many people ask me if I'm leaving. - Steven Wright


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