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Vatican unveils latest canine papal hat

Cat Hat thanks to Idske Mulder, The Netherlands

Calling all CATholic cats to the conclave

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International Spade The Cat Week - Archie Bunker

All cats appear grey in the dark. - English Proverb

When the cat dies, the mice rejoice. - African saying

Religion is the opiate of the masses. - Karl Marx

Dogs can't operate an MRI machine but cats can. - Unknown

The atheist religion don't believe in the bible. - Archie Bunker

The kind man feeds his cat before sitting down to dinner. - Hebrew Proverb

Women's clothes: never wear anything that panics the cat. - P.J. O'Rourke

There is nothing more important than appearing to be religious. - Niccolo Machiavelli

The only way you can know where the line is, is if you cross it. - Dave Chappelle

A dog is a man's best friend. A cat is a cat's best friend. - Robert J Vogel

Science is a differential equation. Religion is a boundary condition. - Alan Turing

There is only one religion, though there are a hundred versions of it. - George Bernard Shaw

I had an Irish Catholic education. Horrible nuns, vindictive and cruel. - John Lydon

The trouble with a kitten is that when it grows up, it's always a cat. - Ogden Nash

There is a world of practical religion in simply being considerate of others. - Roger Babson

The hardest thing in life is to know which bridge to cross and which to burn. - David Russell

The main difference between a cat and a lie is that a cat only has nine lives. - Mark Twain

I was such an ugly kid. When I played in the sandbox, the cat kept covering me up. - Rodney Dangerfield

Lettin' the cat outta the bag is a whole lot easier'n puttin' it back. - Will Rogers

You can never cross the ocean until you have the courage to lose sight of the shore. - Christopher Columbus

If man could be crossed with the cat, it would improve man, but deteriorate the cat. - Mark Twain

Sleep is like my cat. I can call him by his name, but he still won't come to me. - Shane Koyczan

To be religious is to have a life that flows with the presence of the extraordinary. - Ann Belford Ulanov

I'm a Catholic deer hunter. I am happy to be clinging to my guns and my religion. - Paul Ryan

Men never do evil so completely and cheerfully as when they do it from religious conviction. - Blaise Pascal

A mathematician is a blind man in a dark room looking for a black cat which isn't there. - Charles Darwin

I am the indoctrinated child of two lapsed Irish Catholics. Which is to say: I am not religious. - Meghan O'Rourke

He was of the faith chiefly in the sense that the church he currently did not attend was Catholic. - Kingsley Amis

I think it's the duty of the comedian to find out where the line is drawn and cross it deliberately. - George Carlin

He made us all one true religion, Edith, which he named after his son, Christian - or Christ, for short. - Archie Bunker

The Irish Catholic side was married to the life of an actor and I found out acting could be a form of prayer. - Liam Neeson

In 1953 there were two ways for an Irish Catholic boy to impress his parents: become a priest or attend Notre Dame. - Phil Donahue

I will be deafer than the blue-eyed cat, And thrice as blind as any noonday owl, To holy virgins in their ecstasies. - Lord Alfred Tennyson

He who begins with Metaphysics will not only become confused in matters of religion, but will fall into complete infidelity. - Maimonides

I am quite sure now that often in matters concerning religion and politics, a man's reasoning powers are not above the monkeys. - Mark Twain

I put contact lenses in my dog's eyes. They had little pictures of cats on them. Then I took one out and he ran around in circles. - Steven Wright

Every sort of energy and endurance, of courage and capacity for handling life's evils, is set free in those who have religious faith. - William James

I ain't got no respect for no religion where the head guy claims he can't make no mistakes. Like he's, waddya call, inflammable. - Archie Bunker

To say that authority, whether secular or religious, supplies no ground for morality is not to deny the obvious fact that it supplies a sanction. - Joseph Addison


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