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Centennial Puff

Lighting the candles at your own 100th Birthday Party

Centennial Puff thanks to Mike King

Still going strong when you're past 100 years young

Unhealthy lifestyles with unlikely life expectation
Growing old ... Q: who wants to live past 100?
A: Someone who is 99

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Let them eat cake. - Marie Antoinette

Photographing a cake can be art. - Irving Penn

I want to die young at a ripe old age. - Ashley Montagu

A party without cake is just a meeting. - Julia Child

Smoking is one of the leading causes of statistics. - Fletcher Knebel

My policy on cake is pro having it and pro eating it. - Boris Johnson

The gods bestowed on him the gift of perpetual old age. - Oscar Wilde

Old age is when the liver spots show through your gloves. - Phyllis Diller

Once you get rid of integrity the rest is a piece of cake. - Larry Hagman

Fourty is the old age of youth; 50 is the youth of old age. - Victor Hugo

Because the sweeter the cake, the more bitter the jelly can be. - Lady Gaga

Old age is the most unexpected of all things that happen to a man. - Leon Trotsky

All the world is birthday cake, so take a piece, but not too much. - George Harrison

Man fools himself. He prays for a long life, and he fears an old age. - Chinese Proverb

Forget aging. If you're six feet above ground, it's a good day. - Faith Hill

In youth we run into difficulties; in old age difficulties run into us. - Josh Billings

I suppose real old age begins when one looks backward rather than forward. - May Sarton

A great empire, like a great cake, is most easily diminished at the edges. - Benjamin Franklin

The key to successful aging is to pay as little attention to it as possible. - Judith Regan

Always give them the old fire, even when you feel like a squashed cake of ice. - Ethel Merman

When someone asks if you'd like cake or pie, why not say you want cake and pie? - Lisa Loeb

Children are a great comfort in your old age, and they help you reach it faster, too. - Lionel Kauffman

Vegetables are a must on a diet. I suggest carrot cake, zucchini bread and pumpkin pie. - Jim Davis

We have always said that advertising is just the icing on the cake. It is not the cake. - Meg Whitman

Old age is like everything else. To make a success of it, you've got to start young. - Fred Astaire

Learning is an ornament in prosperity, a refuge in adversity, and a provision in old age. - Aristotle

We could certainly slow the aging process down if it had to work its way through Congress. - Will Rogers

Smoking kills. And if you're killed, you've lost a very important part of your life. - Brooke Shields

A bad review is like baking a cake with all the best ingredients and having someone sit on it. - Danielle Steel

We're really just the frosting on a cake and we don't know what's inside the cake. - Adam Riess

When grace is joined with wrinkles, it is adorable. There is an unspeakable dawn in happy old age. - Victor Hugo

Cigarette sales would drop to zero overnight if the warning said, "Cigarettes contain fat." - Dave Barry

It was really strange to see all these apes standing around eating popcorn, smoking, wearing sunglasses. - Estella Warren

A compromise is the art of dividing a cake in such a way that everyone believes he has the biggest piece. - Ludwig Erhard

To keep the heart unwrinkled, to be hopeful, kindly, cheerful, reverent - that is to triumph over old age. - Thomas Bailey Aldrich

I'm learning in my old age that the only thing you can do to keep your sanity is to stay in the moment. - Willem Dafoe

You can't reach old age by another man's road. My habits protect my life but they would assassinate you. - Mark Twain

How come if you mix flour and water together you get glue? And when you add eggs and sugar you get cake? Where does the glue go? - Rita Rudner

You know you're getting old when you get that one candle on the cake. It's like, 'See if you can blow this out.' - Jerry Seinfeld

I definitely believe marijuana helps with menstruation. Since I started smoking pot, my girlfriend’s period has become painless for me. - Randy Kagan


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