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Centennial Puff

Lighting the candles at your own 100th Birthday Party

Centennial Puff thanks to Mike King

Still going strong when you're past 100 years young

Unhealthy lifestyles with unlikely life expectation
Growing old ... Q: who wants to live past 100?
A: Someone who is 99

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Old age is a wonderful disguise. - Katherine Applegate

I'm not much of a cake person. - Daniel Radcliffe

I'm not aging, I'm marinating. - Unknown

I want to die young at a ripe old age. - Ashley Montagu

A party without cake is just a meeting. - Julia Child

I am putting real plums into an imaginary cake. - Mary McCarthy

Smoking is one of the leading causes of statistics. - Fletcher Knebel

My policy on cake is pro having it and pro eating it. - Boris Johnson

The gods bestowed on him the gift of perpetual old age. - Oscar Wilde

Once you get rid of integrity the rest is a piece of cake. - Larry Hagman

Fourty is the old age of youth; 50 is the youth of old age. - Victor Hugo

A lot of movies are about life, mine are like a slice of cake. - Alfred Hitchcock

Old age is the most unexpected of all things that happen to a man. - Leon Trotsky

Writing is only the frosting on my cake. I'm whole without it. - Tabitha King

Man fools himself. He prays for a long life, and he fears an old age. - Chinese Proverb

Forget aging. If you're six feet above ground, it's a good day. - Faith Hill

You know you're getting old when the candles cost more than the cake. - Bob Hope

I suppose real old age begins when one looks backward rather than forward. - May Sarton

A nice creamy chocolate cake does a lot for a lot of people; it does for me. - Audrey Hepburn

The key to successful aging is to pay as little attention to it as possible. - Judith Regan

I will never be an old man. To me, old age is always 15 years older than I am. - Francis Bacon

Always give them the old fire, even when you feel like a squashed cake of ice. - Ethel Merman

Those who love deeply never grow old; they may die of old age, but they die young. - Dorothy Canfield Fisher

When someone asks if you'd like cake or pie, why not say you want cake and pie? - Lisa Loeb

This is a Jewish cake - they give this to a Jewish kid before he gets circumscribed. - Archie Bunker

I wanted to buy a candle holder, but the store didn't have one. So I got a cake. - Mitch Hedberg

Children are a great comfort in your old age, and they help you reach it faster, too. - Lionel Kauffman

Vegetables are a must on a diet. I suggest carrot cake, zucchini bread and pumpkin pie. - Jim Davis

More people would live to a ripe old age if they weren't too busy providing for it. - Unknown

We have always said that advertising is just the icing on the cake. It is not the cake. - Meg Whitman

Learning is an ornament in prosperity, a refuge in adversity, and a provision in old age. - Aristotle

We could certainly slow the aging process down if it had to work its way through Congress. - Will Rogers

Old age has its pleasures, which, though different, are not less than the pleasures of youth. - W Somerset Maugham

We're really just the frosting on a cake and we don't know what's inside the cake. - Adam Riess

It was really strange to see all these apes standing around eating popcorn, smoking, wearing sunglasses. - Estella Warren

If you resolve to give up smoking, drinking and loving, you don't actually live longer; it just seems longer. - Clement Freud

I'm grateful that I never was that senior athlete who realized she'd done nothing but train all her life. - Clara Hughes

I have this theory that chocolate slows down the aging process. It may not be true, but do I dare take the chance? - Unknown

When you're stressed, eat ice cream, cake, chocolate and sweets. Why? Because stressed spelled backwards is desserts. - Unknown

If you're trying to create a company, it's like baking a cake. You have to have all the ingredients in the right proportion. - Elon Musk


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