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Curiosity killed the cat. - English Proverb

A meowing cat catches no mice. - Yiddish proverb

Dogs have masters. Cats have staff. - Unknown

Meow means "woof" in cat. - George Carlin

You can't hatch chickens from fried eggs. - German Proverb

Assumptions are the termites of relationships. - Henry Winkler

The kind man feeds his cat before sitting down to dinner. - Hebrew Proverb

People that hate cats will come back as mice in their next life. - Faith Resnick

Corn can't expect justice from a court composed of chickens. - African Proverb

If the cat sits long enough at the hole, it will catch the mouse. - Irish proverb

It was so windy that one of our chickens laid the same egg four times. - Unknown

When rats infest the palace, a lame cat is better than the swiftest horse. - Chinese Proverb

Women might be able to fake orgasms. But men can fake a whole relationship. - Sharon Stone

The main difference between a cat and a lie is that a cat only has nine lives. - Mark Twain

When black cats prowl and pumpkins gleam,
May luck be yours on Halloween. - Unknown

Want to improve your relationships? See love as a verb rather than as a feeling. - Stephen R. Covey

I was such an ugly kid. When I played in the sandbox, the cat kept covering me up. - Rodney Dangerfield

Peppering your relationship with a dash of mystery can make it far more palatable. - Khang K. Nguyen

It is better to be a mouse in a cat's mouth than a man in a lawyer's hands. - Spanish Proverb

Sleep is like my cat. I can call him by his name, but he still won't come to me. - Shane Koyczan

Cats are smarter than dogs. You can't get eight cats to pull a sled through snow. - Jeff Valdez

The cat could very well be man's best friend but would never stoop to admitting it. - Doug Larson

If you were plowing a field, which would you rather use? Two strong oxen or 1024 chickens? - Seymour Cray

As a man in a relationship, you have a simple choice: You can be right or you can be happy. - Ralphie May

Always the cat remains a little beyond the limits we try to set for him in our blind folly. - Andre Norton

A mathematician is a blind man in a dark room looking for a black cat which isn't there. - Charles Darwin

The easiest kind of relationship for me is with ten thousand people. The hardest is with one. - Joan Baez

One of the most striking differences between a cat and a lie is that a cat has only nine lives. - Mark Twain

Health is the greatest gift, contentment the greatest wealth, faithfulness the best relationship. - Buddha

I think I'm going to keep my Irish accent forever now in any movie I make, because chicks dig it. - Chris O'Dowd

Remember that your best relationship is one in which your love for each other exceeds your need for each other. - Unknown

I will be deafer than the blue-eyed cat, And thrice as blind as any noonday owl, To holy virgins in their ecstasies. - Lord Alfred Tennyson

Relationships are about give and take; not tit-for-tat. If you're keeping score, you'll lose at your own game. - Faydra D. Fields

A tom cat hijacked a plane, stuck a pistol into the pilot's ribs and demanded, "Take me to the Canaries." - Bob Monkhouse

An actor is never so great as when he reminds you of an animal - falling like a cat, lying like a dog, moving like a fox. - Francois Truffaut

The quality of your life is determined by the quality of your relationships. The quality of your business is no different. - Harvey Mackay

The greatest mistake we humans make in our relationships: we listen half, understand quarter, think zero, and react double. - Unknown

I put contact lenses in my dog's eyes. They had little pictures of cats on them. Then I took one out and he ran around in circles. - Steven Wright

One of my biggest fears is that I'm going to die alone in my home, and my cats will eat me because I am too dead to open their food cans. - Kelli Jae Baeli

When I hear of an 'equity' in a case like this, I am reminded of a blind man in a dark room - looking for a black cat - which isn't there. - Charles Bowen


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