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Genius is sorrow's child. - John Adams

The Child is father of the Man. - William Wordsworth

My family tree could use some pruning. - Unknown

A rich child often sits in a poor mother's lap. - Danish Proverb

I come from a family where gravy is considered a beverage. - Erma Bombeck

A child seldom needs a good talking to as a good listening to. - Robert Brault

If you can give your child only one gift, let it be enthusiasm. - Bruce Barton

If you want to keep your memories, you first have to live them. - Bob Dylan

Making the family a top priority will invariably bring success. - Zig Ziglar

Never help a child with a task at which he feels he can succeed. - Maria Montessori

We've had bad luck with our kids - they've all grown up. - Christopher Morley

When I was a child, nobody died; but now it happens all the time. - Unknown

As a child, the only clear thought I had was "Get candy." - Jerry Seinfeld

Every child needs a father. Even if he turns out to be Darth Vader. - Jackson Radcliffe

What can you do to promote world peace? Go home and love your family. - Mother Teresa

When I was a child what I wanted to be when I grew up was an invalid. - Quentin Crisp

Raising kids make most people, including me, grow up at least a little. - Madonna

Amateurs wait for inspiration. The rest of us just get up and go to work. - Chuck Close

You teach a child to read, and he or her will be able to pass a literacy test. - George W. Bush

There was never a child so lovely but his mother was glad to get him to sleep. - Ralph Waldo Emerson

As a child, my family's menu consisted of two choices: take it or leave it. - Buddy Hackett

Every child is an artist. The problem is how to remain an artist once he grows up. - Pablo Picasso

Do we not all agree to call rapid thought and noble impulse by the name of inspiration? - George Eliot

We worry about what a child will become tomorrow, yet we forget that he is someone today. - Stacia Tauscher

If it weren't for baseball, many kids wouldn't know what a millionaire looked like. - Phyllis Diller

When I was a child, I wanted to raise horses in Wyoming or be a cabin boy on a pirate ship. - Sadie Jones

What is so real as the cry of a child? A rabbit's cry may be wilder but it has no soul. - Sylvia Plath

It's not uncommon to see kids on the school bus reading books and doing homework on the bus. - Anthony Amero

I think of inspiration as desire infused with spirit and topped with an almost reckless optimism. - Fred White

Most of my memories of Texas are of mosquitoes, watermelons, crickets, and my brother teasing me. - Robin Wright

We ought to be doing all we can to make it possible for every child to fulfill his or her God-given potential. - Hillary Rodham Clinton

Our memories are card indexes consulted, and then put back in disorder, by authorities whom we do not control. - Cyril Connolly

Life's golden age is when the children are too old to need babysitters and too young to borrow the family car. - Unknown

There's no such thing as a tough child - if you parboil them first for seven hours, they always come out tender. - WC Fields

The family, that dear octopus from whose tentacles we never quite escape, nor in our innermost hearts never quite wish to. - Dodie Smith

Without inspiration the best powers of the mind remain dormant. There is a fuel in us which needs to be ignited with sparks. - Johann Gottfried Von Herder

I was not a child prodigy, because a child prodigy is a child who knows as much when it is a child as it does when it grows up. - Will Rogers

My husband and I are either going to buy a dog or have a child. We can't decide whether to ruin our carpet or ruin our lives. - Rita Rudner

The family should be a place where each new human being can have an early atmosphere conducive to the development of constructive creativity. - Edith Schaeffer

I think it would be interesting if old people got anti-Alzheimer's disease where they slowly began to recover other people's lost memories. - George Carlin


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