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I have the mouth of a sailor. - Kristen Bell

Success is the child of audacity. - Benjamin Disraeli

Youth comes but once in a lifetime. - Henry Wadsworth Longfellow

Children are poor people's riches. - Unknown

Old men are children for a second time. - Aristophanes

I preferred sewing to bossing little children. - Martha Jones

A rich child often sits in a poor mother's lap. - Danish Proverb

The childhood shows the man, as morning shows the day. - John Milton

Inspiration fires you up; motivation keeps you burning. - Stuart Aken

I wasn't kissing her, I was whispering in her mouth. - Chico Marx

The two things children wear out are clothes and parents. - Unknown

Children need love, especially when they do not deserve it. - Harold Hulbert

Don't handicap your children by making their lives easy. - Robert H. Heinlein

I look in the mirror through the eyes of the child that was me. - Judy Collins

If you can give your child only one gift, let it be enthusiasm. - Bruce Barton

Children are one third of our population and all of our future. - Unknown

Youth would be an ideal state if it came a little later in life. - Herbert Asquith

I continue to stay young, right? I produce children, I stay young. - Donald Trump

Children see things very well sometimes - and idealists even better. - Lorraine Hansbury

Raising kids make most people, including me, grow up at least a little. - Madonna

My children refuse to eat anything that hasn't danced on television. - Erma Bombeck

The unassuming youth seeking instruction with humility gains good fortune. - Joseph Addison

Short of screaming-hot Thai food, everything can be suitable for kids too. - Guy Fieri

The most effective kind of education is that a child should play amongst lovely things. - Plato

If you're going to write a book on how to raise children, do it before you have them. - Bob McLaren

The first half of our lives is ruined by our parents and the second half by our children. - Clarence Darrow

It's easier to build up a child than it is to repair an adult. Choose your words wisely. - Unknown

I want to have a bunch of kids so I can open a factory and have free labor. Beat that, China! - Jarod Kintz

Eddie discovered one of his childhood's great truths. Grownups are the real monsters, he thought. - Stephen King

Youth fades; love droops; the leaves of friendship fall. A mother's secret hope outlives them all. - Oliver Wendell Holmes

It's triple the Trump this season... I invited my children, Don Jr. and Ivanka into the boardroom. - Donald Trump

There are three ways to get something done: do it yourself, employ someone, or forbid your children to do it. - Mona Crane

Here lies my past.
Good-bye I have kissed it;
Thank you, kids.
I wouldn’t have missed it. - Ogden Nash

Adults are always asking children what they want to be when they grow up because they're looking for ideas. - Paula Poundstone

Play is a vital learning medium for a child. In a sense play is his work. And he discovers knowledge for himself. - Raymond Moore

There's no such thing as a tough child - if you parboil them first for seven hours, they always come out tender. - WC Fields

Having children is like living in a frat house - nobody sleeps, everything's broken and there's a lot of throwing up. - Ray Romano

We've got to work to save our children and do it with full respect for the fact that if we do not, no one else is going to do it. - Dorothy Height

I've never understood why people consider youth a time of freedom and joy. It's probably because they have forgotten their own. - Margaret Atwood

I do not love to work out, but if I stick to exercising every day and put the right things in my mouth, then my diabetes just stays in check. - Halle Berry


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