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Child Mouth Full

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Childhood is a wilderness. - Aspen Matis

The Child is father of the Man. - William Wordsworth

Cherish youth, but trust old age. - Pueblo Proverb

All children are essentially criminal. - Denis Diderot

Never have children, only grandchildren. - Gore Vidal

It takes an entire village to raise a child. - African Proverb

It's never too late for a happy childhood. - Gloria Steinem

The worst children are always somebody else's. - Unknown

Inspiration fires you up; motivation keeps you burning. - Stuart Aken

When inspiration does not come to me, I go halfway to meet it. - Sigmund Freud

A child seldom needs a good talking to as a good listening to. - Robert Brault

You should never have more children than you have car windows. - Erma Bombeck

As long as you know men are like children, you know everything. - Coco Chanel

Children are one third of our population and all of our future. - Unknown

Never help a child with a task at which he feels he can succeed. - Maria Montessori

The most sophisticated people I know - inside they are all children. - Jim Henson

The last thing my kids ever did to earn money was lose their baby teeth. - Phyllis Diller

Silence is golden unless you have kids. Then silence is just suspicious. - Unknown

As a child, I was more afraid of tetanus shots than, for example, Dracula. - Dave Barry

Children's talent to endure stems from their ignorance of alternatives. - Maya Angelou

Children are paparazzi. They take your picture when you don't want them to. - Jamie Lee Curtis

A characteristic of the normal child is he doesn't act that way very often. - Unknown

Seek the wisdom of the ages, but look at the world through the eyes of a child. - Ron Wild

Children are a great comfort in your old age, and they help you reach it faster, too. - Lionel Kauffman

We worry about what a child will become tomorrow, yet we forget that he is someone today. - Stacia Tauscher

We cannot always build the future for our youth, but we can build our youth for the future. - Franklin D Roosevelt

Live so that when your children think of fairness, caring, and integrity, they think of you. - H. Jackson Brown

Even when freshly washed and relieved of all obvious confections, children tend to be sticky. - Fran Lebowitz

I think of inspiration as desire infused with spirit and topped with an almost reckless optimism. - Fred White

President Ford tells us all to bite the bullet and Betsy Ford goes on TV and shoots off her mouth. - Archie Bunker

When it comes to raising children, I believe in give and take. I give orders and they take ‘em. - Bernie Mac

Like the old adverb, "you can lead a gift horse to the water but ya can't look in his mouth." - Archie Bunker

The only way we can ever teach a child to say "I'm sorry" is for him to hear it from our lips first. - Kevin Leman

I want my kids to have the things in life that I never had when I was growing up. Things like beards and chest hair. - Jarod Kintz

Somewhere on this globe, every ten seconds, there is a woman giving birth to a child. She must be found and stopped. - Sam Levenson

Spare the rod and spoil the child - that is true. But, beside the rod, keep an apple to give him when he has done well. - Martin Luther

The fundamental defect of fathers, in our competitive society, is that they want their children to be a credit to them. - Bertrand Russell

The more difficulties one has to encounter, within and without, the more significant and the higher in inspiration his life will be. - Horace Bushnell

Life is a child playing around your feet, a tool you hold firmly in your grip, a bench you sit down upon in the evening, in your garden. - Jean Anouilh

When I get through tearing a lobster apart, or one of those tender West Coast octopuses, I feel like I had a drink from the fountain of youth. - Joseph Mitchell


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