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Child Mouth Full

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Child Mouth Full thanks to Jim Serritella

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Youth has no age. - Pablo Picasso

Mouth-to-mouth restitution - Archie Bunker

Keep true to the dreams of your youth. - Friedrich Schiller

Children are poor people's riches. - Unknown

What is a home without children? Quiet. - Henny Youngman

Old men are children for a second time. - Aristophanes

Inspiration and genius - one and the same. - Victor Hugo

The soul is healed by being with children. - Fyodor Dostoyevski

Good habits formed at youth make all the difference. - Aristotle

We must teach our children to dream with their eyes open. - Harry Edwards

Adolescence is the conjugator of childhood and adulthood. - Louise J. Kaplan

The two things children wear out are clothes and parents. - Unknown

Our children are only as brilliant as we allow them to be. - Eric Micha'el Leventhal

Don't handicap your children by making their lives easy. - Robert H. Heinlein

Love is the child of illusion and the parent of disillusion. - Miguel de Unamuno

I look in the mirror through the eyes of the child that was me. - Judy Collins

A dentist at work in his vocation always looks down in the mouth. - George D. Prentice

Time misspent in youth is sometimes all the freedom one ever has. - Anita Brookner

I continue to stay young, right? I produce children, I stay young. - Donald Trump

In youth we run into difficulties; in old age difficulties run into us. - Josh Billings

My mother loved children - she would have given anything if I had been one. - Groucho Marx

Setting a good example for your children does nothing but increase their embarrassment. - Doug Larson

The most effective kind of education is that a child should play amongst lovely things. - Plato

A rich person should leave his kids enough to do something, but not enough to do nothing. - Warren Buffet

The first half of our lives is ruined by our parents and the second half by our children. - Clarence Darrow

When I was a child, I wanted to raise horses in Wyoming or be a cabin boy on a pirate ship. - Sadie Jones

Success is the good fortune that comes from aspiration, desperation, perspiration and inspiration. - Evan Esar

There are only two lasting bequests we can give our children - one is roots, and the other, wings. - Hodding S. Carter

Parents should leave books lying around marked "forbidden" if they want their children to read. - Doris Lessing

Children aren’t happy without something to ignore,
And that’s what parents were created for. - Ogden Nash

The best way to keep children at home is to make the home atmosphere pleasant - and let the air out of the tires. - Dorothy Parker

In neighborhoods without a usable park or playground, the incidence of childhood obesity increases by 29 percent. - Darell Hammond

The only way we can ever teach a child to say "I'm sorry" is for him to hear it from our lips first. - Kevin Leman

I want my kids to have the things in life that I never had when I was growing up. Things like beards and chest hair. - Jarod Kintz

You can be childlike without being childish. A child always wants to have fun. Ask yourself, 'Am I having fun?' - Christopher Meloni

Cherish your visions and your dreams as they are the children of your soul, the blueprints of your ultimate achievements. - Napoleon Hill

"Exercise" is such a dirty word in my household that whenever I even think of it, I wash my mouth out with chocolate. - Leonore Fleischer

A child can teach an adult three things: to be happy for no reason; to always be curious; and to fight tirelessly for something. - Paulo Coelho

Life is a child playing around your feet, a tool you hold firmly in your grip, a bench you sit down upon in the evening, in your garden. - Jean Anouilh

A three year old child is a being who gets almost as much fun out of a fifty-six dollar set of swings as it does out of finding a small green worm. - Bill Vaughan


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