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Child Tax Lesson

Early financial lessons that are hard to swallow

Child Tax Lesson thanks to Howard Chapman

How to teach your children about tax

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Love is the only gold. - Lord Alfred Tennyson

Private jets cost a lot of money. - Donald Trump

Stocks do not move unless they are pushed. - S Jay Levin

Taxation without representation is tyranny. - James Otis

Friendship is like money, easier made than kept. - Samuel Butler

Emotions are your worst enemy in the stock market. - Don Hays

Wind to a sailor is what money is to life on shore. - Sterling Hayden

Where you stumble and fall, there you discover the gold. - Joseph Campbell

Capitalism is using its money; we socialists throw it away. - Fidel Castro

Britain's last gold medal was a bronze in 1952 in Helsinki. - Nigel Starmer-Smith

Money is like manure. You have to spread it around or it smells. - J Paul Getty

If a little money does not go out, great money will not come in. - Chinese Proverb

Everything has its limit - iron ore cannot be educated into gold. - Mark Twain

I spent all my money on a FAX machine. Now I can only FAX collect. - Steven Wright

I like gold because it is a stabilizer; it is an insurance policy. - Kevin O'Leary

Always borrow money from a pessimist. He won’t expect it back. - Oscar Wilde

One dollar for eternal happiness? I'd be happier with the dollar. - Charles Montgomery Burns

A billion here, a billion there - pretty soon it adds up to real money. - Everett Dirksen

Income tax has made more liars out of the American people than golf has. - Will Rogers

Money can't buy you friends, but you can get a better class of enemy. - Spike Milligan

I have enough money to last me the rest of my life, unless I buy something. - Jackie Mason

I don't care how much money you have, free stuff is always a good thing. - Queen Latifah

I want to be a millionaire not for the money but for the woman I will become. - Jaime Tardy

Before borrowing money from a friend, decide which you need more. (Friend or Money!) - Unknown

The first rule is not to lose money. The second rule is not to forget the first rule. - Warren Buffet

With money in your pocket, you are wise and you are handsome - and you sing well too. - Yiddish Proverb

The principal benefit acting has afforded me is the money to pay for my psychoanalysis. - Marlon Brando

People don't mind if you have a lot of money if they know you're working for it. - Jay Leno

Let the rain beat upon your head with silver liquid drops - let the rain sing you a lullaby. - Langston Hughes

Half the money I spend on advertising is wasted; the trouble is, I don't know which half. - John Wannamaker

The difference between death and taxes is death doesn't get worse every time Congress meets. - Will Rogers

There is one difference between a tax collector and a taxidermist - the taxidermist leaves the hide. - Mortimer Caplan

We don't seem to be able to check crime, so why not legalize it and then tax it out of business. - Will Rogers

We shouldn't spend money on things we don't need when others don't have the things they do. - Peter Singer

Keeping books on social aid is capitalistic nonsense. I just use the money for the poor. I can't stop to count it. - Evita Peron

Inflation is when you pay fifteen dollars for the ten dollar haircut you used to get for five dollars when you had hair. - Sam Ewing

I had very good dentures once. Some magnificent gold work. It's the only form of jewelry a man can wear that women fully appreciate. - Graham Greene

NEED now means wanting someone else's money. GREED means wanting to keep your own. COMPASSION is when a politician arranges the transfer. - Joseph Sobran

I deal with foreign countries. I made a lot of money dealing against China. I've made a lot of money dealing against many other countries. - Donald Trump

Like all parents, my husband and I just do the best we can, and hold our breath and hope we've set aside enough money for our kids' therapy. - Michelle Pfeiffer


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