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Child Tax Lesson

Early financial lessons that are hard to swallow

Child Tax Lesson thanks to Howard Chapman

How to teach your children about tax

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No taxation without representation. - Unknown

When money speaks, truth keeps silent. - Russian Proverb

Money: the poor man's credit card. - Marshal McLuhan

You don't pay taxes - they take taxes. - Chris Rock

I find all this money a considerable burden. - J Paul Getty

Never invest in a business you cannot understand. - Warren Buffet

Never invest emergency savings in the stock market. - Suze Orman

Wind to a sailor is what money is to life on shore. - Sterling Hayden

Money does not make you happy but it quiets the nerves. - Sean O Casey

A grandfather carries pictures where his money used to be. - Joe-kster

Government always finds a need for whatever money it gets. - Ronald Reagan

The hardest thing in the world to understand is income taxes. - Albert Einstein

Britain's last gold medal was a bronze in 1952 in Helsinki. - Nigel Starmer-Smith

'Tis impossible to be sure of any thing but death and taxes. - Christopher Bullock

The more you invest in a marriage, the more valuable it becomes. - Amy Grant

I don't trust a bank that would lend money to such a poor risk. - Robert Benchley

How much money does it take to make a man happy? Just one more dollar. - John D. Rockefeller

Income tax has made more liars out of the American people than golf has. - Will Rogers

The most popular labor-saving device today is still a husband with money. - Joey Adams

I don't care how much money you have, free stuff is always a good thing. - Queen Latifah

Will you marry me? Do you have any money?
Answer the second question first. - Groucho Marx

Health is like money - we never have a true idea of its value until we lose it. - Josh Billings

France is a country where the money falls apart but you can't tear the toilet paper. - Billy Wilder

At the heart of the Irish economy has always been the philosophy of tax competitiveness. - Bono

Writing is the only profession where no one considers you ridiculous if you earn no money. - Jules Renard

In Las Vegas, a man said to his wife, "Give me the money I told you not to give me." - Henny Youngman

We don't seem to be able to check crime, so why not legalize it and then tax it out of business. - Will Rogers

If you want your children to turn out well, spend twice as much time with them, and half as much money. - Abigail Van Buren

Every two months, I would get an email, 'Skeleton Twins update: still don't have the money!' - Bill Hader

Save a little money each month and at the end of the year you'll be surprised at how little you have. - Ernest Haskins

The whole trend and quality of anyone's life is determined in the long run by the choices that are made. - Norman Vincent Peale

Money was never a big motivation for me, except as a way to keep score. The real excitement is playing the game. - Donald Trump

The only security men can have for their political liberty, consists in keeping their money in their own pockets. - Lysander Spooner

Watching your daughter being collected by her date feels like handing over a million dollar Stradivarius to a gorilla. - Jim Bishop

Right now it's only a notion, but I think I can get the money to make it into a concept, and later turn it into an idea. - Woody Allen

Retirement is like a long vacation in Vegas. The goal is to enjoy it to the fullest, but not so fully that you run out of money. - Jonathan Clements

I had very good dentures once. Some magnificent gold work. It's the only form of jewelry a man can wear that women fully appreciate. - Graham Greene

I deal with foreign countries. I made a lot of money dealing against China. I've made a lot of money dealing against many other countries. - Donald Trump

Let advertisers spend the same amount of money improving their product that they do on advertising and they wouldn't need to advertise it. - Will Rogers

NBC News just called it "The Great Freeze" - coldest weather in years. Is our country still spending money on the global warming hoax? - Donald Trump


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