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China Road Load

Chinese peasant with a load on his mind

China Road Load thanks to Roy Turkington

Going home with a load of sweet wheat

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Let's make hay while it lasts. - James Lovelock

I hope your only rocky road is chocolate. - Amanda Mosher

A road to a friend's house is never long. - Danish Proverb

The road of excess leads to the palace of wisdom. - William Blake

China is a big country, inhabited by many Chinese. - Charles de Gaulle

The road is hard, and you have to get accustomed to it. - Miranda Lambert

I just love Chinese food. My favorite dish is number 27. - Clement Attlee

Faithless is he that says farewell when the road darkens. - JRR Tolkien

As your runway of life gets shorter, the lighter the load. - Joe Segal

How do they get the deer to cross at that yellow road sign? - George Carlin

The road to the City of Emeralds is paved with yellow brick. - L. Frank Baum

No matter how far you have gone on the wrong road, turn back. - Turkish Proverb

We know the road to freedom has always been stalked by death. - Angela Davis

You think I just drove in from Long Island on a load of turnips? - Archie Bunker

Work and pray, live on hay, you'll get pie in the sky when you die. - Joe Hill

It's not the load that breaks you down, it's the way you carry it. - Lou Holtz

The road to freedom must be uphill, even if it is arduous and frustrating. - Andrew Goodman

If you don't know where you're going, any road will take you there. - Lewis Carroll

I liked being a teenager, but I would not go back for all the tea in China. - Rob Lowe

The Bible does not give us a road map for life, but it does give us a compass. - Gordon S. Jackson

What else is there to live for? Chinese food and women. There is nothing else! - Dudley Moore

We're all pilgrims on the same journey, but some pilgrims have better road maps. - Nelson DeMille

We know what happens to people who stay in the middle of the road. They get run over. - Ambrose Bierce

Many agree that the worst thing that could ever happen is if Russia and China get closer. - Donald Trump

The royal road to a man's heart is to talk to him about the things he treasures most. - Dale Carnegie

There's no road map on how to raise a family: it's always an enormous negotiation. - Meryl Streep

The middle of the road is where the white line is - and that's the worst place to drive. - Robert Frost

Why endeavor to straighten the road of life? The faster we travel, the less there is to see. - Helen Hayes

I think every entrepreneur in Canada owes the next generation a road map of how to do it again. - Kevin O'Leary

Standing in the middle of the road is very dangerous; you get knocked down by traffic from both sides. - Margaret Thatcher

The road to medical knowledge is through the pathological museum and not through an apothecary's shop. - William Withey Gull

I had a meal last night. I ordered everything in French - surprised everybody, it was a Chinese restaurant. - Tommy Cooper

Every road you take has a destination. What road are you on and will it take you where you really want to go? - Unknown

I'm a farm boy. If we need five people to haul in hay, we don't take one and just work them to death. - Lincoln Davis

A good financial plan is a road map that shows us exactly how the choices we make today will affect our future. - Alexa Von Tobel

You can't reach old age by another man's road. My habits protect my life but they would assassinate you. - Mark Twain

To find what you seek in the road of life, the best proverb of all is that which says: "Leave no stone unturned." - Edward Bulwer Lytton

When was the last time anybody saw us beating, let's say, China in a trade deal? They kill us. I beat China all the time. - Donald Trump

Never look down to test the ground before taking your next step; only he who keeps his eye fixed on the far horizon will find his right road. - Dag Hammarskjold

When written in Chinese, the word "crisis" is composed of two characters. One represents danger, and the other represents opportunity. - John F Kennedy


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