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China Road Load

Chinese peasant with a load on his mind

China Road Load thanks to Roy Turkington

Going home with a load of sweet wheat

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There is no royal road to geometry. - Euclid

A road to a friend's house is never long. - Danish Proverb

The best road to progress is freedom's road. - John F Kennedy

Paying alimony is like feeding hay to a dead horse. - Groucho Marx

I just love Chinese food. My favorite dish is number 27. - Clement Attlee

It is a rough road that leads to the heights of greatness. - Senaca

As your runway of life gets shorter, the lighter the load. - Joe Segal

The road to the City of Emeralds is paved with yellow brick. - L. Frank Baum

What is the use of running when we are not on the right road? - German Proverb

No matter how far you have gone on the wrong road, turn back. - Turkish Proverb

You think I just drove in from Long Island on a load of turnips? - Archie Bunker

Don't worry about the horse being blind, just load the wagon. - John Madden

I look like I'm Chinese or Thai or Japanese - very different. - Mary Kom

A person often meets his destiny on the road he took to avoid it. - Jean de La Fontaine

I've never had a clear road map. When things come along, I benefit. - Greg Kinnear

Work and pray, live on hay, you'll get pie in the sky when you die. - Joe Hill

It's not the load that breaks you down, it's the way you carry it. - Lou Holtz

If you don't like the road you're walking, start paving another one. - Dolly Parton

My life is full of mistakes. They're like pebbles that make a good road. - Beatrice Wood

The Bible does not give us a road map for life, but it does give us a compass. - Gordon S. Jackson

No Chinese Catholics are allowed to worship ancestors in their familial temples. - Pope Clement XI

An opening statement is like a guide or a road map. It's a very delicate thing. - Johnnie Cochran

Your goals are the road maps that guide you and show you what is possible for your life. - Les Brown

There's no road map on how to raise a family: it's always an enormous negotiation. - Meryl Streep

When my friends and I played cowboys and Indians, I was always the Chinese railroad worker. - Robin Williams

Standing in the middle of the road is very dangerous; you get knocked down by traffic from both sides. - Margaret Thatcher

The road to medical knowledge is through the pathological museum and not through an apothecary's shop. - William Withey Gull

I had a meal last night. I ordered everything in French - surprised everybody, it was a Chinese restaurant. - Tommy Cooper

I'm a farm boy. If we need five people to haul in hay, we don't take one and just work them to death. - Lincoln Davis

All you have to do is look straight and see the road, and when you see it, don't sit looking at it - walk. - Ayn Rand

What sounds to you like a big load of trashy noise... is in fact... the brilliant music of a genius... myself. - Iggy Pop

A great accomplishment shouldn't be the end of the road, just the starting point for the next leap forward. - Harvey Mackay

A person without a sense of humor is like a wagon without springs. It's jolted by every pebble on the road. - Henry Ward Beecher

You can't reach old age by another man's road. My habits protect my life but they would assassinate you. - Mark Twain

If you see ten troubles coming down the road, you can be sure that nine will run into the ditch before they reach you. - Calvin Coolidge

To find what you seek in the road of life, the best proverb of all is that which says: "Leave no stone unturned." - Edward Bulwer Lytton

To be idle is a short road to death and to be diligent is a way of life; foolish people are idle, wise people are diligent. - Buddha

A good friend is a connection to life - a tie to the past, a road to the future, the key to sanity in a totally insane world. - Lois Wyse

She's so fat she's my two best friends. She wears stretch caftans. She's got more chins than the Chinese telephone directory. - Joan Rivers

I'll love you, dear, I'll love you till China and Africa meet and the river jumps over the mountain and the salmon sing in the street. - W H Auden


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