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China Road Load

Chinese peasant with a load on his mind

China Road Load thanks to Roy Turkington

Going home with a load of sweet wheat

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There is no royal road to geometry. - Euclid

I hope your only rocky road is chocolate. - Amanda Mosher

When you come to a fork in the road, take it. - Yogi Berra

The road to Easy Street goes through the sewer. - John Madden

The best road to progress is freedom's road. - John F Kennedy

Greatness is a road leading towards the unknown. - Charles de Gaulle

China is a big country, inhabited by many Chinese. - Charles de Gaulle

Paying alimony is like feeding hay to a dead horse. - Groucho Marx

I just love Chinese food. My favorite dish is number 27. - Clement Attlee

Faithless is he that says farewell when the road darkens. - JRR Tolkien

We know the road to freedom has always been stalked by death. - Angela Davis

Don't worry about the horse being blind, just load the wagon. - John Madden

We better not, ya know, kill our chickens before they cross the road. - Archie Bunker

The road to freedom must be uphill, even if it is arduous and frustrating. - Andrew Goodman

If you don't know where you're going, any road will take you there. - Lewis Carroll

The road to learning by precept is long, but by example short and effective. - Seneca

My life is full of mistakes. They're like pebbles that make a good road. - Beatrice Wood

The Bible does not give us a road map for life, but it does give us a compass. - Gordon S. Jackson

We know what happens to people who stay in the middle of the road. They get run over. - Ambrose Bierce

Your goals are the road maps that guide you and show you what is possible for your life. - Les Brown

The church is close, but the road is icey. The tavern is far, but I will walk carefully. - Russian Proverb

When my friends and I played cowboys and Indians, I was always the Chinese railroad worker. - Robin Williams

The middle of the road is where the white line is - and that's the worst place to drive. - Robert Frost

I want to have a bunch of kids so I can open a factory and have free labor. Beat that, China! - Jarod Kintz

Like a bull into a china closet. Like in that picture, "The Prince and The Porpoise." - Archie Bunker

I think every entrepreneur in Canada owes the next generation a road map of how to do it again. - Kevin O'Leary

Map out your future - but do it in pencil. The road ahead is as long as you make it. Make it worth the trip. - Jon Bon Jovi

I'm a farm boy. If we need five people to haul in hay, we don't take one and just work them to death. - Lincoln Davis

What sounds to you like a big load of trashy noise... is in fact... the brilliant music of a genius... myself. - Iggy Pop

A good financial plan is a road map that shows us exactly how the choices we make today will affect our future. - Alexa Von Tobel

Just because I have rice on my clothes doesn't mean I've been to a wedding. A Chinese man threw up on me. - Phyllis Diller

Life is one big road with lots of signs. So when you're riding through the ruts, don't complicate your mind. - Bob Marley

If you see ten troubles coming down the road, you can be sure that nine will run into the ditch before they reach you. - Calvin Coolidge

To find what you seek in the road of life, the best proverb of all is that which says: "Leave no stone unturned." - Edward Bulwer Lytton

When was the last time anybody saw us beating, let's say, China in a trade deal? They kill us. I beat China all the time. - Donald Trump

A good friend is a connection to life - a tie to the past, a road to the future, the key to sanity in a totally insane world. - Lois Wyse

The road to success is not easy to navigate, but with hard work, drive and passion, it's possible to achieve the American dream. - Tommy Hilfiger

She's so fat she's my two best friends. She wears stretch caftans. She's got more chins than the Chinese telephone directory. - Joan Rivers

It is a rough road that leads to the heights of greatness. As is a tale, so is life: not how long it is, but how good it is, is what matters. - Lucius Annaeus Seneca

I deal with foreign countries. I made a lot of money dealing against China. I've made a lot of money dealing against many other countries. - Donald Trump


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