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China Road Load

Chinese peasant with a load on his mind

China Road Load thanks to Roy Turkington

Going home with a load of sweet wheat

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Let's make hay while it lasts. - James Lovelock

There is no royal road to geometry. - Euclid

The thicker the hay, the easier it is mowed. - Alaric the Goth

A road to a friend's house is never long. - Danish Proverb

The road to Easy Street goes through the sewer. - John Madden

The best road to progress is freedom's road. - John F Kennedy

The road to success is always under construction. - Lily Tomlin

China is a big country, inhabited by many Chinese. - Charles de Gaulle

Paying alimony is like feeding hay to a dead horse. - Groucho Marx

I just love Chinese food. My favorite dish is number 27. - Clement Attlee

You often meet your fate on the road you take to avoid it. - French Proverb

He who walks in the middle of the road gets hit from both sides. - George P. Schultz

You think I just drove in from Long Island on a load of turnips? - Archie Bunker

It's not the load that breaks you down, it's the way you carry it. - Lou Holtz

I liked being a teenager, but I would not go back for all the tea in China. - Rob Lowe

We seem to want one vehicle to carry people and soccer balls and hay bales. - Franz von Holzhausen

Yesterday I told a chicken to cross the road. It said, "what for?" - Steven Wright

If you don't like the road you're walking, start paving another one. - Dolly Parton

Whoever established the high road, and how high it should be, should be fired. - Sandra Bullock

We're all pilgrims on the same journey, but some pilgrims have better road maps. - Nelson DeMille

We know what happens to people who stay in the middle of the road. They get run over. - Ambrose Bierce

Your goals are the road maps that guide you and show you what is possible for your life. - Les Brown

When my friends and I played cowboys and Indians, I was always the Chinese railroad worker. - Robin Williams

Like a bull into a china closet. Like in that picture, "The Prince and The Porpoise." - Archie Bunker

He who would arrive at the appointed end must follow a single road and not wander through many ways. - Seneca

Standing in the middle of the road is very dangerous; you get knocked down by traffic from both sides. - Margaret Thatcher

I had a meal last night. I ordered everything in French - surprised everybody, it was a Chinese restaurant. - Tommy Cooper

Map out your future - but do it in pencil. The road ahead is as long as you make it. Make it worth the trip. - Jon Bon Jovi

"Officer, I know I was going faster than 55 MPH, but I wasn't going to be on the road an hour." - Steven Wright

Every road you take has a destination. What road are you on and will it take you where you really want to go? - Unknown

What sounds to you like a big load of trashy noise... is in fact... the brilliant music of a genius... myself. - Iggy Pop

A great accomplishment shouldn't be the end of the road, just the starting point for the next leap forward. - Harvey Mackay

Living in China has made me appreciate my own country, with its tiny, ethnically diverse population of unassuming donut-eaters. - Jan Wong

Our minds are as different as our faces: we are all traveling to one destination; happiness; but few are going by the same road. - Charles Caleb Colton

I thought about how mothers feed their babies with tiny little spoons and forks so I wondered, what do Chinese mothers use? Toothpicks? - George Carlin

Never look down to test the ground before taking your next step; only he who keeps his eye fixed on the far horizon will find his right road. - Dag Hammarskjold

Money is like gasoline during a road trip. You don't want to run out of gas on your trip, but you're not doing a tour of gas stations. - Tim O'Reilly

I deal with foreign countries. I made a lot of money dealing against China. I've made a lot of money dealing against many other countries. - Donald Trump

I'll love you, dear, I'll love you till China and Africa meet and the river jumps over the mountain and the salmon sing in the street. - W H Auden

When written in Chinese, the word "crisis" is composed of two characters. One represents danger, and the other represents opportunity. - John F Kennedy


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