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Military food preparation in North Korea

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Good government is good politics. - Richard J. Daley

Love is a kind of military service. - Ovid

A government of law is a government of lawyers. - Saying

e looks about as happy as a penguin in a microwave. - Sid Waddell

Most bad government results from too much government. - Thomas Jefferson

Airplanes are interesting toys but of no military value. - Marechal Ferdinand Foch

I don't even butter my bread. I consider that cooking. - Katherine Cebrian

The military don't start wars. Politicians start wars. - William Westmoreland

I was 32 when I started cooking; up until then, I just ate. - Julia Child

Every decent man is ashamed of the government he lives under. - H L Mencken

Military justice is to justice what military music is to music. - Groucho Marx

We have the best government in the world... that money can buy. - Mark Twain

World War II was the last government program that really worked. - George Will

I don't make jokes. I just watch the government and report the facts. - Will Rogers

Government of the people, by the people, and for the pursuit of happiness. - Archie Bunker

To lodge all power in one party and keep it there is to insure bad government. - Mark Twain

My cooking is so bad my kids thought Thanksgiving was to commemorate Pearl Harbor. - Phyllis Diller

Everyone wants to eat at the government's table, but nobody wants to do the dishes. - Werner Finck

Many agree that the worst thing that could ever happen is if Russia and China get closer. - Donald Trump

Statistics have shown that mortality increases perceptibly in the military during wartime. - Alphonse Allais

When my friends and I played cowboys and Indians, I was always the Chinese railroad worker. - Robin Williams

I want to have a bunch of kids so I can open a factory and have free labor. Beat that, China! - Jarod Kintz

So, if we lie to the government, it's a felony.
But if they lie to us, it's politics. - Bill Murray

A little government and a little luck are necessary in life, but only a fool trusts either of them. - P.J. O'Rourke

I had a meal last night. I ordered everything in French - surprised everybody, it was a Chinese restaurant. - Tommy Cooper

One of the key problems today is that politics is such a disgrace, good people don't go into government. - Donald Trump

What my mother believed about cooking is that if you worked hard and prospered, someone else would do it for you. - Nora Ephron

Just because I have rice on my clothes doesn't mean I've been to a wedding. A Chinese man threw up on me. - Phyllis Diller

The great thing about Glasgow is that if there's a nuclear attack it'll look exactly the same afterwards. - Billy Connolly

Only government can take perfectly good paper, cover it with perfectly good ink and make the combination worthless. - Milton Friedman

Frankly, I'd like to see the government get out of war altogether and leave the whole field to private industry. - Joseph Heller

The business of government is to keep the government out of business - that is, unless business needs government aid. - Will Rogers

It's especially hard if the government is not providing services, or is even conducting ethnic cleansing against you. - Paul Harvey

If the government was as afraid of disturbing the consumer as it is of disturbing business, this would be some democracy. - Kin Hubbard

Very few of these panic-mongers have any personal knowledge of the countries that are already under blackshirt government. - Lord Rothermere

I have a microwave fireplace in my house... The other night I laid down in front of the fire for the evening in two minutes. - Steven Wright

Living in China has made me appreciate my own country, with its tiny, ethnically diverse population of unassuming donut-eaters. - Jan Wong

The workers' and peasants' government proposes to all warring peoples... negotiations leading to a just, democratic peace. - Lenin

Ever occur to you why some of us can be this much concerned with animals suffering? Because government is not. Why not? Animals don't vote. - Paul Harvey

When written in Chinese, the word "crisis" is composed of two characters. One represents danger, and the other represents opportunity. - John F Kennedy


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