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Every country has the government it deserves. - Joseph de Maistre

All government, of course, is against liberty. - H L Mencken

Home cooking. Where many a man thinks his wife is. - Jimmy Durante

China is a big country, inhabited by many Chinese. - Charles de Gaulle

The military don't start wars. Politicians start wars. - William Westmoreland

Every decent man is ashamed of the government he lives under. - H L Mencken

A society of sheep must in time beget a government of wolves. - Bertrand de Jouvenel

Cooking certain dishes, like roast pork, reminds me of my mother. - Maya Angelou

I put instant coffee in a microwave oven and almost went back in time. - Steven Wright

Government can't give us anything without depriving us of something else. - Henry Hazlitt

To lodge all power in one party and keep it there is to insure bad government. - Mark Twain

Advice is like cooking - you should try it first before you feed it to others. - Unknown

The mystery of government is not how Washington works but how to make it stop. - P.J. O'Rourke

My cooking is so bad my kids thought Thanksgiving was to commemorate Pearl Harbor. - Phyllis Diller

A government which robs Peter to pay Paul can always depend on the support of Paul. - George Bernard Shaw

Disbelief in magic can force a poor soul into believing in government and business. - Tom Robbins

Everyone wants to eat at the government's table, but nobody wants to do the dishes. - Werner Finck

Of all the tasks of government, the most basic is to protect its citizens from violence. - John Foster Dulles

Statistics have shown that mortality increases perceptibly in the military during wartime. - Alphonse Allais

When my friends and I played cowboys and Indians, I was always the Chinese railroad worker. - Robin Williams

My brother Bob doesn't want to be in government - he promised Dad he'd go straight. - John F Kennedy

Iran is not getting rid of any of its nuclear plants. They're not getting rid of anything. - Donald Trump

Like a bull into a china closet. Like in that picture, "The Prince and The Porpoise." - Archie Bunker

I think it's an absolute disaster that Australia, the government, allowed kangaroo culling. - Steve Irwin

A little government and a little luck are necessary in life, but only a fool trusts either of them. - P.J. O'Rourke

I had a meal last night. I ordered everything in French - surprised everybody, it was a Chinese restaurant. - Tommy Cooper

When government accepts responsibility for people, then people no longer take responsibility for themselves. - George Pataki

What my mother believed about cooking is that if you worked hard and prospered, someone else would do it for you. - Nora Ephron

Our whole constitutional heritage rebels at the thought of giving government the power to control men's minds. - Thurgood Marshall

Only government can take perfectly good paper, cover it with perfectly good ink and make the combination worthless. - Milton Friedman

The business of government is to keep the government out of business - that is, unless business needs government aid. - Will Rogers

If the government was as afraid of disturbing the consumer as it is of disturbing business, this would be some democracy. - Kin Hubbard

I am sometimes a fox and sometimes a lion. The whole secret of government lies in knowing when to be the one or the other. - Napoleon Bonaparte

Very few of these panic-mongers have any personal knowledge of the countries that are already under blackshirt government. - Lord Rothermere

I have a microwave fireplace in my house... The other night I laid down in front of the fire for the evening in two minutes. - Steven Wright

The nine most terrifying words in the English language are,
"I'm from the government and I'm here to help." - Ronald Reagan

I thought about how mothers feed their babies with tiny little spoons and forks so I wondered, what do Chinese mothers use? Toothpicks? - George Carlin

She's so fat she's my two best friends. She wears stretch caftans. She's got more chins than the Chinese telephone directory. - Joan Rivers

Any man who thinks he can be happy and prosperous by letting the Government take care of him, better take a closer look at the American Indian. - Henry Ford

When written in Chinese, the word "crisis" is composed of two characters. One represents danger, and the other represents opportunity. - John F Kennedy


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