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Chocolate Train

Brussels convention for chocoholics

Chocolate Train thanks to Jim Serritella

A train made entirely of chocolate has set a new Guinness World Record as the longest chocolate structure in the world.

Chocolate Train thanks to Jim Serritella

The sculpture, on display at the busy Brussels South station, is 112-feet (34.05 meters) long and weighs over 2,755 pounds (1250 kilos).

Chocolate Train thanks to Jim Serritella

Maltese chocolate artist Andrew Farrugia spent over 700 hours constructing the masterpiece. He said he came up with the idea of the train last year after visiting the Belgian Chocolate Festival in Bruge.

Chocolate Train thanks to Jim Serritella

'Actually it was going to be much smaller than it was, but I kept on adding another wagon, and another wagon, and it's the size it is today.'

Chocolate Train thanks to Jim Serritella

Farrugia had previously built a smaller train of 12 feet for an event in Malta, which he said gave him insight about how to build this much larger version.

Chocolate Train thanks to Jim Serritella

There are two parts to the train. The first seven wagons are modeled after the new Belgian trains, and the rest of the train is modeled after the old train wagons, including a wagon with a bar and restaurant on board.

Chocolate Train thanks to Jim Serritella

Three days before the event, Farrugia transported the chocolate train by truck in 25 wooden boxes from Malta to Belgium. Farrugia said the train incurred considerable damage during the drive and several of the train's walls had completely collapsed.

Chocolate Train thanks to Jim Serritella

Luckily, with hard work and little sleep, the chocolate artist was able to fix all the damages before presenting the train to the public on Monday.

Chocolate Train thanks to Jim Serritella

Officials from the Guinness Book of World Records added a new category to the collection of world records and declared the train to be the longest chocolate structure in the world.

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Chocolate never faileth. - Annette Lyon

Hire character. Train skill. - Peter Schutz

Winners train, losers complain. - Unknown

Champions train. Losers complain. - Unknown

Life is uncertain. Eat dessert first. - Ernestine Ulmer

C is for cookie, and cookie is for me. - Cookie Monster

I owe it all to little chocolate doughnuts. - John Belushi

I am a chocolatarian. I only eat chocolate. - Unknown

Forget love - I'd rather fall in chocolate! - Unknown

Anything is good if it's made of chocolate. - Jo Brand

Success lies in the hands of those who want it. - Unknown

It does seem like the chocolate brings good luck. - Lauren Oliver

I've never met a chocolate I didn't like. - Unknown

If it's not chocolate, it's not breakfast. - Laini Taylor

Chocolate: God's apology to women for periods. - Unknown

I'd give up chocolate but I'm not a quitter. - Unknown

My train of thought derailed. There were no survivors. - Unknown

Man can not live on chocolate alone.... but women can. - Unknown

A balanced diet is a Cracker Jack cookie in each hand. - Joe-kster

If chocolate is the answer, the question is irrelevant. - Kim Knott

Chocolate is nature's way of making up for Mondays. - Unknown

Coffee and chocolate - the inventor of mocha should be sainted. - Cherise Sinclair

You can't be a smart cookie if you have a crumbly attitude. - Unknown

Chocolate is medicinal. I just did another study that confirms it. - Michelle M. Pillow

I only eat chocolate for you... so there'll be more of me to love! - Unknown

What you see before you, my friend, is the result of a lifetime of chocolate. - Katharine Hepburn

Your resemblance to a muppet will prevent the world from taking you seriously. - Unknown

The only way of catching a train I ever discovered is to miss the train before. - G K Chesterton

There is a light at the end of the tunnel... hopefully its not a freight train! - Mariah Carey

The 12-step chocolate program: Never be more than 12 steps away from chocolate! - Terry Moore

I have a constant sweet tooth, so I like anything from the bakery, like cupcakes, cookies. - Carmen Electra

Then she thought bitterly that it would be much easier to resist chocolate if her life were less stressful. - J K Rowling

I'm grateful that I never was that senior athlete who realized she'd done nothing but train all her life. - Clara Hughes

Sometimes me think, 'What is Friend?' and then me say, 'Friend is someone to share the last cookie with.' - Cookie Monster

Put 'eat chocolate' at the top of your list of things to do today. That way, at least you'll get one thing done. - Unknown

"Exercise" is such a dirty word in my household that whenever I even think of it, I wash my mouth out with chocolate. - Leonore Fleischer

Instead of doing cinnamon, nutmeg, and all those baking spices I'll have one spice that's for sweets, and that's pumpkin pie spice. - Sandra Lee

Do not train boys to learning by force and harshness, but lead them by what amuses them, so that they may better discover the bent of their minds. - Plato

Baking cookies is equal to Queen Victoria running an empire. There's no difference in how seriously you take the job, how seriously you approach your whole life. - Martha Stewart

My father worked for the railroad, and whenever a train crashed, we would go as a family and steal food from the boxcars. One year we stole a case of butterscotch pudding that was for export to Israel. It took us years to get through. - Chuck Palahniuk


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