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Why handwriting may soon be a thing of the past

Class Notes thanks to Howard Chapman

Today's method of taking notes in class

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In doing we learn. - George Herbert

Listen to learn. Learn to earn! - Rob Liano

The world is run by C students. - Al McGuire

What we learn to do, we learn by doing. - Aristotle

Television! Teacher, mother, secret lover! - Homer Simpson

I graduated first in my class from alibi school. - Jeffrey McDaniel

Play is our brain's favorite way of learning. - Diane Ackerman

I've won at every level, except college and pro. - Shaquille O'Neal

First learn the meaning of what you say, and then speak. - Epictetus

Learn to work harder on yourself than you do on your job. - Jim Rohn

The way to avoid roadblocks to learning is to ask questions. - Joseph J. Thomas

Cauliflower is nothing but cabbage with a college education. - Mark Twain

What a blind person needs is not a teacher but another self. - Helen Keller

Wise people learn when they can.
Fools learn when they must. - Arthur Wellesley Wellington

God made the Idiot for practice, and then He made the School Board. - Mark Twain

Somehow we learn who we really are and then live with that decision. - Eleanor Roosevelt

Your mind is your instrument. Learn to be its master and not its slave. - Unknown

It is what we think we know already that often prevents us from learning. - Claude Bernard

The job of an educator is to teach students to see vitality in themselves. - Joseph Campbell

If you hold a cat by the tail you learn things you cannot learn any other way. - Mark Twain

Learn as if you were going to live forever. Live as if you were going to die tomorrow. - Mahatma Gandhi

A little learning is a dangerous thing
Drink deep, or taste not the Pierian spring. - Alexander Pope

A physician buries his mistakes, a dentist pulls them out, but a teacher has to live with them. - Unknown

The most beautiful thing in the world is, precisely, the conjunction of learning and inspiration. - Wanda Landowska

Learning by doing, peer-to-peer teaching, and computer simulation are all part of the same equation. - Nicholas Negroponte

If you don't learn to laugh at trouble, you won't have anything to laugh at when you grow old. - Edgar Watson Howe

You learn how to be book smart in school, but you better not forget that you also need to be street smart. - Harvey Mackay

It used to take me all vacation to grow a new hide in place of the one they flogged off me during school term. - Mark Twain

Failure is instructive. People who really think learn quite as much from their failures as from their successes. - John Dewey

Weaseling out of things is important to learn. It's what separates us from the animals... except the weasel. - Homer Simpson

The seeds of learning can grow almost anywhere. Trump University and my other education-related ventures like... - Donald Trump

I love solving puzzles, I love finding my way around obstacles, and I love learning new things about technology. - Kevin Mitnick

That is what learning is. You suddenly understand something you've understood all your life but in a new way. - Doris Lessing

Mistakes are the stepping stones to wisdom. We learn from trial and error; we become wise by understanding problems. - Leon Brown

The best teacher is the one who suggests rather than dogmatizes and inspires his listener with the wish to teach himself. - Edward Bulwer-Lytton

Irish poets, learn your trade, sing whatever is well made, scorn the sort now growing up all out of shape from toe to top. - William Butler Yeats

I went to a Catholic boys' school for a year, but that was to play hockey. Religion class was quite contentious for me. - Keanu Reeves

You don't learn to hold your own in the world by standing on guard, but by attacking and getting well hammered yourself. - George Bernard Shaw

The greatest sign of success for a teacher is to be able to say, "The children are now working as if I did not exist." - Maria Montessori

My son really has the spirit of Valentine's Day. When he was in college, he used to send his mother a heart-shaped box of laundry. - Milton Berle


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