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Example is leadership. - Albert Schweitzer

Business adventurous (ventures) - Archie Bunker

Insects all business all the time. - David Foster Wallace

My strength lies solely in my tenacity. - Louis Pasteur

I'm not a businessman. I'm a business, man. - Jay-Z

I always say shopping is cheaper than a psychiatrist. - Tammy Faye Bakker

Integrity is the one thing a leader cannot do without. - John C Maxwell

Procrastination is the art of keeping up with yesterday. - Don Marquis

A leader is best when people barely know that he exists. - Lao-tzu

Leadership and learning are indispensable to each other. - John F Kennedy

The quickest way to know a woman is to go shopping with her. - Marcelene Cox

We need a leader that wrote "The Art of the Deal". - Donald Trump

Prophesy is a good line of business, but it is full of risks. - Mark Twain

Cruel leaders are replaced only to have new leaders turn cruel. - Che Guevara

We take the hamburger business more seriously than anyone else. - Ray Kroc

Blind faith in your leaders, or in anything, will get you killed. - Bruce Springsteen

Business? It's quite simple. It's other people's money. - Alexandre Dumas

Elected leaders who forget how they got there won't the next time. - Malcolm Forbes

In the business sector, conflict and self-interest is most highly focused. - Unknown

Business is like riding a bicycle. Either you keep moving or you fall down. - John D. Wright

The most difficult thing is the decision to act, the rest is merely tenacity. - Amelia Earhart

If I don't get along with Democrats, I'm sort of, like, out of business. - Donald Trump

Whenever you see a successful business, someone once made a courageous decision. - Peter F Drucker

All animals, except man, know that the principal business of life is to enjoy it. - Samuel Butler

You do not lead by hitting people over the head; that is assault, not leadership. - Dwight D Eisenhower

Like the cosmetics industry, the securities business is engaged in selling illusion. - Paul Samuelson

When women are mad or depressed, they eat or go shopping. Men invade another country. - Elayne Boosler

Shopping: The fine art of acquiring things you don't need with money you don't have. - Unknown

Money itself doesn't interest me. But you must make money to go on building the business. - Rupert Murdoch

They are leaders who have made a difference. Not because they wished it, but because they willed it. - Richard M Nixon

It doesn't take a majority to make a rebellion; it takes only a few determined leaders and a sound cause. - H L Mencken

In today's information age of Marketing and Web 2.0, a company's website is the key to their entire business. - Marcus Sheridan

The business of government is to keep the government out of business - that is, unless business needs government aid. - Will Rogers

Modern poets talk against business, poor things, but all of us write for money. Beginners are subjected to trial by market. - Robert Frost

Business meetings are important because they're one way of demonstrating how many people the company can operate without. - Unknown

Good business leaders create a vision, articulate the vision, passionately own the vision, and relentlessly drive it to completion. - Jack Welch

Focus on the core problem your business solves and put out lots of content and enthusiasm, and ideas about how to solve that problem. - Laura Fitton

My father was a baker and a lot of people do what their families did and I could have done that but I wanted to stay in show business. - Christopher Walken

Leadership is a matter of having people look at you and gain confidence, seeing how you react. If you're in control, they're in control. - Tom Landry

Yoga is possible for anybody who really wants it. Yoga is universal... But don't approach yoga with a business mind looking for worldly gain. - Pattabhi Jois


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