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Example is leadership. - Albert Schweitzer

Some leaders are born women. - Unknown

A leader is a dealer in hope. - Napoleon Bonaparte

Insects all business all the time. - David Foster Wallace

Politics is not a game. It is an earnest business. - Winston Churchill

The purpose of a business is to create a customer. - Peter F Drucker

I have laid aside business, and gone a'fishing. - Izaak Walton

Cream always rises to the top... so do good leaders. - John Paul Warren

I always say shopping is cheaper than a psychiatrist. - Tammy Faye Bakker

Procrastination is the art of keeping up with yesterday. - Don Marquis

We need a leader that wrote "The Art of the Deal". - Donald Trump

Cruel leaders are replaced only to have new leaders turn cruel. - Che Guevara

For business, our Internet love affair was a gift from the gods. - Gary Vaynerchuk

The most powerful leadership tool you have is your own personal example. - Unknown

The value of a leader is directly proportional to that leader's values. - Unknown

Leadership is intangible, and therefore no weapon ever designed can replace it. - Omar N. Bradley

A friendship founded on business is better than a business founded on friendship. - John D. Rockefeller

One thing is certain in business: You and everyone around you will make mistakes. - Richard Branson

Leadership is all about influence - the first person you need to influence is you. - John C Maxwell

Disbelief in magic can force a poor soul into believing in government and business. - Tom Robbins

A leader in the Democratic Party is a boss, in the Republican Party he is a leader. - Harry S Truman

Make it thy business to know thyself, which is the most difficult lesson in the world. - Sir William Temple

I've got to keep breathing. It'll be my worst business mistake if I don't. - Nathan Meyer Rothschild

Our business in life is not to get ahead of other people, but to get ahead of ourselves. - Maltbie D. Matlock

The masses are in reality their own leaders, dialectically creating their own development process. - Rosa Luxemburg

If your actions inspire others to dream more, learn more, do more and become more, you are a leader. - John Quincy Adams

One of the tests of leadership is the ability to recognize a problem before it becomes an emergency. - Arnold H. Glasow

Politics is the only business where doing nothing other than making the other guy look bad is an acceptable outcome. - Mark Warner

If the government was as afraid of disturbing the consumer as it is of disturbing business, this would be some democracy. - Kin Hubbard

Modern poets talk against business, poor things, but all of us write for money. Beginners are subjected to trial by market. - Robert Frost

Doing business without advertising is like winking at a girl in the dark. You know what you are doing, but nobody else does. - Stuart H Britt

Leadership is all about caring, daring and sharing. Caring for people, Daring to Act fearlessly, and Sharing the success with all. - Sujit Lalwani

I have made the tough decisions, always with an eye toward the bottom line. Perhaps it's time America was run like a business. - Donald Trump

Good business leaders create a vision, articulate the vision, passionately own the vision, and relentlessly drive it to completion. - Jack Welch

Living in the past is a dull and lonely business; looking back strains the neck muscles, causes you to bump into people not going your way. - Edna Ferber

He's ... probably the greatest corporate leader in the history of a major company... Somebody like that would be absolutely incredible. - Donald Trump

Integrity will take a leader farther than any other quality. If you would travel far and do much as a leader, never compromise your integrity. - John C Maxwell

Good leaders must communicate vision clearly, creatively and continually. However, the vision doesn't come alive until the leader models it. - John C Maxwell

Wise sayings are not only for ornament, but for action and business, having a point or edge, whereby knots in business are pierced and discovered. - Lord Francis Bacon

You can close more business in two months by becoming interested in other people than you can in two years by trying to get people interested in you. - Dale Carnegie


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