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Example is leadership. - Albert Schweitzer

Never invest in a business you cannot understand. - Warren Buffet

Politics is not a game. It is an earnest business. - Winston Churchill

The purpose of a business is to create a customer. - Peter F Drucker

Cream always rises to the top... so do good leaders. - John Paul Warren

The speed of the leader determines the rate of the pack. - Wayne Lukas

Leadership and learning are indispensable to each other. - John F Kennedy

Leadership does not always wear the harness of compromise. - Woodrow Wilson

There is nothing more requisite in business than dispatch. - Joseph Addison

The great leaders have always stage-managed their effects. - Charles de Gaulle

We need a leader that wrote "The Art of the Deal". - Donald Trump

Everyone, in the final analysis, is in business for himself. - Unknown

For business, our Internet love affair was a gift from the gods. - Gary Vaynerchuk

Business? It's quite simple. It's other people's money. - Alexandre Dumas

Elected leaders who forget how they got there won't the next time. - Malcolm Forbes

Management is doing things right; leadership is doing the right things. - Peter F Drucker

Business without profit is not business any more than a pickle is candy. - Charles F Abbott

There is only one certainty in business: You can't succeed if you quit. - Darren Hardy

The visionary leader is an optimist, for no pessimist ever made a great leader. - William W Francis

A person always doing his or her best becomes a natural leader, just by example. - Joe DiMaggio

As we look ahead into the next century, leaders will be those who empower others. - Bill Gates

A leader in the Democratic Party is a boss, in the Republican Party he is a leader. - Harry S Truman

Like the cosmetics industry, the securities business is engaged in selling illusion. - Paul Samuelson

It takes hunger, tenacity and commitment to see a dream through until it becomes a reality. - John C Maxwell

Leadership is all about influence and everything rises and falls on leadership... everything. - John C Maxwell

They are leaders who have made a difference. Not because they wished it, but because they willed it. - Richard M Nixon

If people like you, they'll listen to you. But if they trust you, they'll do business with you. - Zig Ziglar

Wise leaders generally have wise counselors because it takes a wise person themselves to distinguish them. - Diogenes of Sinope

Let every one ascertain his special business and calling, and then stick to it if he wants to be successful. - Benjamin Franklin

In today's information age of Marketing and Web 2.0, a company's website is the key to their entire business. - Marcus Sheridan

The business of government is to keep the government out of business - that is, unless business needs government aid. - Will Rogers

Doing business without advertising is like winking at a girl in the dark. You know what you are doing, but nobody else does. - Stuart H Britt

Business meetings are important because they're one way of demonstrating how many people the company can operate without. - Unknown

What the insurance companies have done is to reverse the business so that the public at large insures the insurance companies. - Gerry Spence

A wedding anniversary is the celebration of love, trust, partnership, tolerance and tenacity. The order varies for any given year. - Paul Sweeney

The insight to see possible new paths, the courage to try them, the judgment to measure results - these are the qualities of a leader. - Mary Parker Follett

The best wrestlers, whether it's a Hulk Hogan or a Rey Mysterio, are the ones who have psychology and can understand this business. - Hulk Hogan

In a world of complex threats, our security and leadership depends on all elements of our power - including strong and principled diplomacy. - Barack Obama

Leadership is a matter of having people look at you and gain confidence, seeing how you react. If you're in control, they're in control. - Tom Landry

Yoga is possible for anybody who really wants it. Yoga is universal... But don't approach yoga with a business mind looking for worldly gain. - Pattabhi Jois


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