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Conquering My Snooze Addiction

Get those hands off the snooze button!

Conquering My Snooze Addiction thanks to Keith Blake

Cure for deadline snoozing

You snooze, you pain-fully lose
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Let sleeping dogs lie. - French Proverb

Hope is a walking dream. - Aristotle

Plans make dreams reality. - Susan Pace-Koch

Dream big and dare to fail. - Norman Vaughan

I'll sleep when I'm dead. - Warren Zevon

Dreams don't work unless you do. - John C Maxwell

Ambition is a dream with a V8 engine. - Elvis Presley

When your dreams turn to dust, vacuum. - Desmond Tutu

Happy Hauntings; and, pleasant dreams! - Peter James

If you can dream it, you can achieve it. - Zig Ziglar

Dreams are the touchstones of our character. - Henry David Thoreau

There is a time for words and a time for sleep. - Homer

There is nothing like a dream to create the future. - Victor Hugo

Death - the last sleep? No, it is the final awakening. - Walter Scott

Whatever the world finds pleasing, is but a brief dream. - Petrarch

We must teach our children to dream with their eyes open. - Harry Edwards

To live is to dream, and to dream pleasantly is to be wise. - Frederick Schiller

Always chase your dreams instead of running from your fears. - Unknown

It is the trouble that never comes that causes the loss of sleep. - Charles Austin Bates

Instead of the final judgement, what worries me is the final dream. - João Cabral de Melo Neto

The very substance of the ambitious is merely the shadow of a dream. - William Shakespeare

Shells sink,
Dreams float,
Life's good
On our boat. - Jimmy Buffet

A good laugh and a long sleep are the best cures in the Doctor's book. - Irish Proverb

We also sleep in separate beds. Hers is in California and mine is in Texas. - Red Skelton

Men who are unhappy, like men who sleep badly, are always proud of the fact. - Bertrand Russell

Sleep is like my cat. I can call him by his name, but he still won't come to me. - Shane Koyczan

The end of wisdom is to dream high enough not to lose the dream in the seeking of it. - William Faulkner

If you want to make your dreams come true, the first thing you have to do is wake up. - J.M. Power

Good communication is as stimulating as black coffee, and just as hard to sleep after. - Anne Morrow Lindbergh

I have spread my dreams beneath your feet. Tread softly because you tread on my dreams. - William Butler Yeats

It takes hunger, tenacity and commitment to see a dream through until it becomes a reality. - John C Maxwell

I came from a big family. As a matter of fact, I never got to sleep alone until I was married. - Lewis Grizzard

It's difficult to say what is impossible, for the dream of yesterday is the hope for tomorrow. - Robert H. Goddard

Dream your dream; and realize that you are more than just the dreamer, you are the point of origin for its reality. - Steve Maraboli

Your vision will become clear only when you look into your heart. Who looks outside, dreams. Who looks inside awakens. - Carl Jung

Everybody shares one universal problem. To succeed you have to persuade others to support your vision, dream or cause. - Peter Guber

Study while others are sleeping; work while others are loafing; prepare while others are playing; and dream while others are wishing. - William Arthur Ward

It is often easier to make progress on mega-ambitious dreams. Since no one else is crazy enough to do it, you have little competition. - Larry Page

When you compare the sorrows of real life to the pleasures of the imaginary one, you will never want to live again, only to dream forever. - Alexandre Dumas

One night I walked home very late and fell asleep in somebody's satellite dish. My dreams were showing up on TV's all over the world. - Steven Wright


Fly By Meal

Down Day

Hanging Out With Friends

You Want Me To Do What?

Mirror Lake

Kitchen Thing

Light Road

Coffee Spoon

Show Stopper

Water Judge

Litter of DalCations

Fitness On The Bus

Deluxe Peanut Butter Jam Sandwich

Neighbour's Fence

Smoking Hot Body

Take Away Van

Emotion Stew

Appenzell, Switzerland

Holy Day Inn

Rising To The Occasion

High Wire Act

Sunday Drive in the Country

Cloud Swing

Playground Child Eliminator