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Count The Eyes

All eyes are on the campfire picture

Count The Eyes thanks to Theresa Robert

Hunting in the background

Prepare your campground setting before you start to relax at the campfire!

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Who can blind lover's eyes? - Virgil

Weak eyes are fondest of glittering objects. - Thomas Carlyle

Survival is a major contributor to longevity. - Unknown

A rich man is never ugly in the eyes of a girl. - French Proverb

Humor is one of the best ingredients of survival. - Aung San Suu Kyi

Who are you going to believe, me or your own eyes? - Groucho Marx

The buyer needs a hundred eyes, the seller not one. - George Herbert

Every survival kit should include a sense of humor. - Unknown

Music isn't for the eyes - it's for the ears. - Adele

My train of thought derailed. There were no survivors. - Unknown

The soul would have no rainbow if the eyes had no tears. - Indian Proverb

My camping days are over, but I might consider glamping. - Christine Feehan

We must teach our children to dream with their eyes open. - Harry Edwards

The ultimate camping trip was the Lewis and Clark expedition. - Dave Barry

Ice Water? Get some Onions - that'll make your eyes water! - Groucho Marx

I've kissed so many women I can do it with my eyes closed. - Henny Youngman

Look a pig in its eyes, and understand the truth behind bacon. - Mango Wodzak

Before you marry keep both eyes open; after marriage shut one. - Jamaican Proverb

We'd show an Alzheimer's survivor here, if there were one. - Unknown

It is not clear that intelligence has any long-term survival value. - Stephen Hawking

My religious background is that my mother is a Christian Dior Scientist. - Robin Williams

It took me a long time not to judge myself through someone else's eyes. - Sally Field

I have looked into your eyes with my eyes. I have put my heart near your heart. - Pope John XXIII

Seek the wisdom of the ages, but look at the world through the eyes of a child. - Ron Wild

My eyes in tears
Heart never sighs
My mind never fears
I conquer the lies - Munia Khan

The real voyage of discovery consists not in seeking new lands but seeing with new eyes. - Marcel Proust

A man's feet should be planted in his country, but his eyes should survey the world. - George Santayana

Love looks not with the eyes, but with the mind, And therefore is winged Cupid painted blind. - William Shakespeare

Open your eyes that you might see that all things are possible through you (with God's help). - Robert A. Schuller

Do not look down upon any Muslim, for even the most inferior believer is great in the eyes of God. - Abu Bakr

I've enjoyed many camping holidays with my sister and her children, but we're pretty posh campers. - Erin O'Connor

When I first open my eyes upon the morning meadows and look out upon the beautiful world, I thank God I am alive. - Ralph Waldo Emerson

I might show facts as plain as day: but, since your eyes are blind, you'd say, 'Where? What?' and turn away. - Christina Rossetti

Anyone can make you smile or cry, but it takes someone special to make you smile when you already have tears in your eyes. - Unknown

You write to become immortal, or because the piano happens to be open, or you've looked into a pair of beautiful eyes. - Robert Schumann

The real lover is the man who can thrill you by kissing your forehead or smiling into your eyes or just staring into space. - Marilyn Monroe

When you hear people making hateful comments, stand up to them. Point out what a waste it is to hate, and you could open their eyes. - Taylor Swift

If a train is coming at you, closing your eyes won't save you... but if you look right at it, you at least have a chance to jump. - Andrew Vachss

Some national parks have long waiting lists for camping reservations. When you have to wait a year to sleep next to a tree, something is wrong. - George Carlin

Those who speak of progression but are afraid of change are self-repressed and therefore unable to reach any further than their eyes can already see. - Criss Jami


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