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Count The Eyes

All eyes are on the campfire picture

Count The Eyes thanks to Theresa Robert

Hunting in the background

Prepare your campground setting before you start to relax at the campfire!

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Who can blind lover's eyes? - Virgil

The eyes have one language everywhere. - George Herbert

I hate camping, but I love summer camp. - Zooey Deschanel

We have set eyes on regions... far away. - Zheng He

Weak eyes are fondest of glittering objects. - Thomas Carlyle

When Irish eyes are smiling, watch your step. - Gerald Kersh

Survival is a major contributor to longevity. - Unknown

Humor is one of the best ingredients of survival. - Aung San Suu Kyi

Who are you going to believe, me or your own eyes? - Groucho Marx

Behind every great man is a woman rolling her eyes. - Jim Carrey

The buyer needs a hundred eyes, the seller not one. - George Herbert

Is that weird, taking my Louis Vuitton bag camping? - Jessica Simpson

Music isn't for the eyes - it's for the ears. - Adele

My train of thought derailed. There were no survivors. - Unknown

The soul would have no rainbow if the eyes had no tears. - Indian Proverb

Fox hunting is the unspeakable in pursuit of the inedible. - Oscar Wilde

Ice Water? Get some Onions - that'll make your eyes water! - Groucho Marx

I've kissed so many women I can do it with my eyes closed. - Henny Youngman

We've already hunted the gray whale into extinction twice. - Andrea Arnold

A man falls in love through his eyes, a woman through her ears. - Woodrow Wyatt

The perils of duck hunting are great - especially for the duck. - Walter Cronkite

Illusion is the dust the devil throws in the eyes of the foolish. - Minna Antrim

I still close my eyes and go home... I can always draw from that. - Dolly Parton

It has yet to be proven that intelligence has any survival value. - Arthur C. Clarke

Sometimes when you look in his eyes you get the feeling that someone else is driving. - David Letterman

When you speak to a man, look on his eyes; when he speaks to thee, look on his mouth. - Benjamin Franklin

The real voyage of discovery consists not in seeking new lands but seeing with new eyes. - Marcel Proust

There are no seven wonders of the world in the eyes of a child. There are seven million. - Walt Streightiff

What a blessing it would be if we could open and shut our ears as easily we do our eyes. - Georg C. Lichtenberg

A man's feet should be planted in his country, but his eyes should survey the world. - George Santayana

Our eyes are placed in front because it is more important to look ahead than to look back. - Unknown

The only real voyage of discovery consists not in seeking new landscapes but in having new eyes. - Marcel Proust

You see I'm against hunting, in fact I'm a hunt saboteur. I go out the night before and shoot the fox. - Tim Vine

The key to a better life isn't always a change of scenery. Sometimes it simply requires opening your eyes. - Richelle E. Goodrich

My life was going to flash before my eyes, but it decided to hide behind my eyes and quake with terror instead. - Sarah Rees Brennan

Perhaps our eyes need to be washed by our tears once in a while, so that we can see life with a clearer view again. - Alex Tan

I might show facts as plain as day: but, since your eyes are blind, you'd say, 'Where? What?' and turn away. - Christina Rossetti

You don't have to say everything to be a light. Sometimes a fire built on a hill will bring interested people to your campfire. - Shannon L. Alder

Friendship is unnecessary, like philosophy, like art. It has no survival value; rather it is one of those things that give value to survival. - C S Lewis

If I could be anything in the world I would want to be a teardrop because I would be born in your eyes, live on your cheeks, and die on your lips. - Unknown


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