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Count The Eyes

All eyes are on the campfire picture

Count The Eyes thanks to Theresa Robert

Hunting in the background

Prepare your campground setting before you start to relax at the campfire!

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Who can blind lover's eyes? - Virgil

The eyes have one language everywhere. - George Herbert

I hate camping, but I love summer camp. - Zooey Deschanel

Weak eyes are fondest of glittering objects. - Thomas Carlyle

Camping is something I've done all my life. - Stefanie Powers

Who are you going to believe, me or your own eyes? - Groucho Marx

The buyer needs a hundred eyes, the seller not one. - George Herbert

Is that weird, taking my Louis Vuitton bag camping? - Jessica Simpson

Music isn't for the eyes - it's for the ears. - Adele

My train of thought derailed. There were no survivors. - Unknown

Besmooch the family name in the eyes of the community. - Archie Bunker

Camping is nature's way of promoting the motel business. - Dave Barry

In a well-ordered universe, camping would take place indoors. - Morgan Matson

Ice Water? Get some Onions - that'll make your eyes water! - Groucho Marx

I've kissed so many women I can do it with my eyes closed. - Henny Youngman

Look a pig in its eyes, and understand the truth behind bacon. - Mango Wodzak

Before you marry keep both eyes open; after marriage shut one. - Jamaican Proverb

We've already hunted the gray whale into extinction twice. - Andrea Arnold

I look in the mirror through the eyes of the child that was me. - Judy Collins

A man falls in love through his eyes, a woman through her ears. - Woodrow Wyatt

It has yet to be proven that intelligence has any survival value. - Arthur C. Clarke

If you want to lead the people, you must first speak to their eyes. - Napoleon Bonaparte

If you need 100 rounds to kill a deer, maybe hunting isn't your sport. - Elayne Boosler

It's very strange when the life you never had flashes before your eyes. - Terri Minsky

Seek the wisdom of the ages, but look at the world through the eyes of a child. - Ron Wild

The real voyage of discovery consists not in seeking new lands but seeing with new eyes. - Marcel Proust

There are no seven wonders of the world in the eyes of a child. There are seven million. - Walt Streightiff

Our eyes are placed in front because it is more important to look ahead than to look back. - Unknown

Open your eyes that you might see that all things are possible through you (with God's help). - Robert A. Schuller

Do not look down upon any Muslim, for even the most inferior believer is great in the eyes of God. - Abu Bakr

How is it one careless match can start a forest fire, but it takes a whole box to start a campfire? - Unknown

You see I'm against hunting, in fact I'm a hunt saboteur. I go out the night before and shoot the fox. - Tim Vine

Men in general judge more from appearances than from reality. All men have eyes, but few have the gift of penetration. - Niccolo Machiavelli

Anyone can make you smile or cry, but it takes someone special to make you smile when you already have tears in your eyes. - Unknown

Friendship is unnecessary, like philosophy, like art. It has no survival value; rather it is one of those things that give value to survival. - C S Lewis

Some national parks have long waiting lists for camping reservations. When you have to wait a year to sleep next to a tree, something is wrong. - George Carlin

If I could be anything in the world I would want to be a teardrop because I would be born in your eyes, live on your cheeks, and die on your lips. - Unknown

There is no hunting like the hunting of man, and those who have hunted armed men long enough and liked it, never care for anything else thereafter. - Ernest Hemingway

I've never been able to grow an organ back," Lana said. "Last time I tried... Let's just hope you don't end up with whip eyes. - Michael Grant

Those who speak of progression but are afraid of change are self-repressed and therefore unable to reach any further than their eyes can already see. - Criss Jami


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