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Do you suffer from double blurred vision?

CreepEye thanks to Mike King

But eye want to see more optical illusions!

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An idea is salvation by imagination. - Frank Lloyd Wright

Logic is in the eye of the logician. - Gloria Steinem

The eyes have one language everywhere. - George Herbert

Love is blind; friendship closes its eyes. - Friedrich Wilhelm Nietzsche

Imagination is more important than knowledge. - Albert Einstein

An eye for an eye only leads to more blindness. - Margaret Atwood

Love is blind, but marriage is a real eye-opener. - Paula Deen

Where there is no imagination there is no horror. - Arthur Conan Doyle

In my sex fantasy, nobody ever loves me for my mind. - Nora Ephron

You want people to think you live in a pig's eye? - Archie Bunker

Love is the triumph of imagination over intelligence. - H L Mencken

Besmooch the family name in the eyes of the community. - Archie Bunker

I'm gonna keep a beagle-eye on you the whole weekend. - Archie Bunker

Ice Water? Get some Onions - that'll make your eyes water! - Groucho Marx

I look in the mirror through the eyes of the child that was me. - Judy Collins

I've always enjoyed living in a fantasy world, daydreaming. - James Duval

I still close my eyes and go home... I can always draw from that. - Dolly Parton

Our separation from each other is an optical illusion of consciousness. - Albert Einstein

It took me a long time not to judge myself through someone else's eyes. - Sally Field

Anyone can catch your eye, but it takes someone special to catch your heart. - Unknown

A great wind is blowing, and that gives you either imagination or a headache. - Catherine the Great

Seek the wisdom of the ages, but look at the world through the eyes of a child. - Ron Wild

He is indebted to his memory for his jests and to his imagination for his facts. - Richard Brinsley Sheridan

The single biggest problem in communication is the illusion that it has taken place. - George Bernard Shaw

When you speak to a man, look on his eyes; when he speaks to thee, look on his mouth. - Benjamin Franklin

The greatest obstacle to discovery is not ignorance - it is the illusion of knowledge. - Daniel J. Boorstin

Love looks not with the eyes, but with the mind, And therefore is winged Cupid painted blind. - William Shakespeare

Such a figure, that imagination cannot form an idea of a fury from hell, to look more frightful. - Charles Johnson

Open your eyes that you might see that all things are possible through you (with God's help). - Robert A. Schuller

Get thee glass eyes;
And, like a scurvy politician, seem
To see the things thou dost not. - William Shakespeare

I am certain of nothing but the holiness of the heart's affections, and the truth of imagination. - John Keats

What if everything is an illusion and nothing exists? In that case, I definitely overpaid for my carpet. - Woody Allen

The mind of a bigot is like the pupil of the eye. The more light you shine on it, the more it will contract. - Oliver Wendell Homes, Jr.

All the works of man have their origin in creative fantasy. What right have we then to depreciate imagination. - Carl Jung

The key to a better life isn't always a change of scenery. Sometimes it simply requires opening your eyes. - Richelle E. Goodrich

The poet is in command of his fantasy, while it is exactly the mark of the neurotic that he is possessed by his fantasy. - Lionel Trilling

You write to become immortal, or because the piano happens to be open, or you've looked into a pair of beautiful eyes. - Robert Schumann

I put contact lenses in my dog's eyes. They had little pictures of cats on them. Then I took one out and he ran around in circles. - Steven Wright

When you talk about fantasy, the usual problem is that whilst you've got the world of imagination, there are no controlling forces. - Raymond E. Feist

Fantasy has a dark side to it. It also has a light hemisphere - the power of the human imagination to keep going, to imagine a better tomorrow. - Tim O'Brien


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