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But eye want to see more optical illusions!

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Imagination is the eye of the soul. - Joseph Joubert

We have set eyes on regions... far away. - Zheng He

Love is blind; friendship closes its eyes. - Friedrich Wilhelm Nietzsche

Weak eyes are fondest of glittering objects. - Thomas Carlyle

A financier is a pawnbroker with imagination. - Arthur Pinero

My single-minded aim is to give existence to fantasy. - Claes Oldenburg

I'm gonna keep a beagle-eye on you the whole weekend. - Archie Bunker

If only we could pull out our brain and use only our eyes. - Pablo Picasso

Ice Water? Get some Onions - that'll make your eyes water! - Groucho Marx

I've kissed so many women I can do it with my eyes closed. - Henny Youngman

I have too many fantasies to be a housewife. I guess I am a fantasy. - Marilyn Monroe

Men fall in love with their eyes. Women fall in love with their ears. - Dr. Phil McGraw

Where beams of imagination play,
The memory's soft figures melt away. - Alexander Pope

A great wind is blowing, and that gives you either imagination or a headache. - Catherine the Great

Imagination is everything. It is the preview of life's coming attractions. - Albert Einstein

I have looked into your eyes with my eyes. I have put my heart near your heart. - Pope John XXIII

Seek the wisdom of the ages, but look at the world through the eyes of a child. - Ron Wild

He is indebted to his memory for his jests and to his imagination for his facts. - Richard Brinsley Sheridan

Being born with a pair of beady eyes was the best thing that ever happened to me. - Lee van Cleef

Competence, like truth, beauty and contact lenses, is in the eye of the beholder. - Laurence J Peter

Whenever a man has cast a longing eye on offices, a rottenness begins in his conduct. - Thomas Jefferson

A man's feet should be planted in his country, but his eyes should survey the world. - George Santayana

There's a big overlap with the people you meet at the fantasy and science fiction cons. - Fred Saberhagen

I have only one eye, I have a right to be blind sometimes... I really do not see the signal! - Horatio Nelson

I always wanted to ride a dragon myself, so I decided to do this for a year in my imagination. - Cornelia Funke

The only real voyage of discovery consists not in seeking new landscapes but in having new eyes. - Marcel Proust

Get thee glass eyes;
And, like a scurvy politician, seem
To see the things thou dost not. - William Shakespeare

What if everything is an illusion and nothing exists? In that case, I definitely overpaid for my carpet. - Woody Allen

Attachment is the great fabricator of illusions; reality can be attained only by someone who is detached. - Simone Weil

The key to a better life isn't always a change of scenery. Sometimes it simply requires opening your eyes. - Richelle E. Goodrich

My life was going to flash before my eyes, but it decided to hide behind my eyes and quake with terror instead. - Sarah Rees Brennan

Men in general judge more from appearances than from reality. All men have eyes, but few have the gift of penetration. - Niccolo Machiavelli

You must mind and not lower the Church in people's eyes by seeming to be frightened about it for such a little thing. - George Eliot

It is the eye of other people that ruin us. If I were blind I would want, neither fine clothes, fine houses or fine furniture. - Benjamin Franklin

Every act of perception is to some degree an act of creation, and every act of memory is to some degree an act of imagination. - Gerard M. Edelman

I have made the tough decisions, always with an eye toward the bottom line. Perhaps it's time America was run like a business. - Donald Trump

Fearlessness requires attention and receptivity - it takes focus to stand in the still eye of a tornado and not be swept away by it. - Susan Piver

My imagination persisted in sticking horrors into the dark- so I stuck my imagination into the dark instead, and let it look out at me. - F Scott Fitzgerald

Love easily confuses us because it is always in flux between illusion and substance, between memory and wish, between contentment and need. - Tom Robbins

Those who speak of progression but are afraid of change are self-repressed and therefore unable to reach any further than their eyes can already see. - Criss Jami


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