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Daily Rain Gauge

Wading into wet weather

Daily Rain Gauge thanks to Wayne Nowazek

Particularly useful in the Moistwest Territories

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Weather forecast for tonight: dark. - George Carlin

You bring your own weather to the picnic. - Harlan Coben

I love the smell of rain and growing things. - Serina Hernandez

No person has the right to rain on your dreams. - Marian Wright Edelman

Life happens at the level of events, not words. - Unknown

Some people walk in the rain, others just get wet. - Roger Miller

An end is in sight to the severe weather shortage. - Ian Macaskill

When things are steep, remember to stay level-headed. - Horace

If you don't ride in the rain, you don't ride. - Unknown

If you want the rainbow, you gotta put up with the rain. - Steven Wright

Print some money and give it to us for the rain forests. - Vivienne Westwood

I only drink coffee grown in high altitude rain forests. - Rob Dyrdek

Never keep up with the Joneses. Drag them down to your level. - Quentin Crisp

You know it's summer in Ireland when the rain gets warmer. - Hal Roach

Rain is the one thing the British do better than anybody else. - Marilyn French

A lie travels round the world while truth is putting her boots on. - French proverb

Everybody talks about the weather, but nobody does anything about it. - Charles Dudley Warner

Conversation about the weather is the last refuge of the unimaginative. - Oscar Wilde

Save a boyfriend for a rainy day. And another, in case it doesn't rain. - Mae West

Wherever you go, no matter what the weather, always bring your own sunshine. - Anthony J. D'Angelo

Let a smile be your umbrella, and you'll end up with a face full of rain. - George Carlin

I suppose the best kind of spring morning is the best weather God has to offer. - Dodie Smith

Nothing is wrong with California that a rise in the ocean level wouldn't cure. - Ross MacDonald

It is only in sorrow bad weather masters us; in joy we face the storm and defy it. - Amelia Barr

It will never rain roses. When we want to have more roses, we must plant more trees. - George Eliot

Do not argue with an idiot. He will drag you down to his level and beat you with experience. - Greg King

Let the rain beat upon your head with silver liquid drops - let the rain sing you a lullaby. - Langston Hughes

Work is accomplished by those employees who have not yet reached their level of incompetence. - Lawrence J Peter

Let's get an extended weather forecast from a jittery, inconsistent, reddish brown rodent. - Unknown

It's not my fault I was dragged out of my house by a mob and forced to predict the weather. - Punxsutawney Phil

A good lie will have traveled half way around the world while the truth is putting on her boots. - Mark Twain

The significant problems we face cannot be solved at the same level of thinking we were at when we created them. - Albert Einstein

A banker is a fellow who lends you his umbrella when the sun is shining and wants it back the minute it begins to rain. - Mark Twain

They invented the three-day bank holiday weekend because you can't lump all the bad weather into just Saturday and Sunday. - Unknown

Life is no different than the weather. Not only is it unpredictable, but it shows us a new perspective of the world every day. - Suzy Kassem

Don't knock the weather. Nine-tenths of the people couldn't start a conversation if it didn't change once in a while. - Kin Hubbard

Love is the thing that enables a woman to sing while she mops up the floor after her husband has walked across it in his barn boots. - Hoosier Farmer

Clay. It's rain, dead leaves, dust, all my dead ancestors. Stones that have been ground into sand. Mud. The whole cycle of life and death. - Martine Vermeulen

NBC News just called it "The Great Freeze" - coldest weather in years. Is our country still spending money on the global warming hoax? - Donald Trump

There is overwhelming evidence that the higher the level of self-esteem, the more likely one will treat others with respect, kindness, and generosity. - Nathaniel Branden


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