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Daylight Savings Thing

Don't forget to set your clocks: Spring ahead, Fall behind

Daylight Savings Thing thanks to Howard Chapman

Time for change this calendar year

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Comedy is tragedy plus time. - Carol Burnett

Time is the chrysalsis of eternity. - Richter

Ancestry is a hereditary condition. - Unknown

Old men are children for a second time. - Aristophanes

He was not of an age, but for all time. - Ben Jonson

Sex is the biggest nothing of all time. - Andy Warhol

Time is an illusion. Lunchtime doubly so. - Douglas Adams

In Congress, it's all pork, all the time. - Jim Cooper

A stitch in time would have confused Einstein. - Unknown

Tomorrow is often the busiest time of the year. - Spanish Proverb

I'm Irish. I think about death all the time. - Jack Nicholson

First time in 23 years our minds are synchrosized. - Archie Bunker

Lawyers spend a great deal of their time shoveling smoke. - Oliver Wendell Holmes, Jr.

At 46 one must be a miser; only have time for essentials. - Oscar Wilde

Nothing is a waste of time if you use the experience wisely. - Auguste Rodin

The first time I see a jogger smiling, I'll consider it. - Joan Rivers

I've been on a calendar, but I've never been on time. - Marilyn Monroe

Living is using time given to you. You cannot recall lost time. - Pokemon

His death was the first time that Ed Wynn ever made anyone sad. - Red Skelton

When I was a child, nobody died; but now it happens all the time. - Unknown

For every action, there is an equal and opposite government program. - Bob Wells

Time is nature's way of keeping everything from happening at once. - Woody Allen

The time will come when winter will ask what you were doing all summer. - Henry Clay

Dreams have only one owner at a time. That's why dreamers are lonely. - Erma Bombeck

Human beings want to be good, but not too good and not quite all the time. - George Orwell

I drink too much. Last time I gave a urine sample there was an olive in it. - Rodney Dangerfield

It takes less time to do things right than to explain why you did it wrong. - Henry Wadsworth Longfellow

Never attempt to teach a pig to sing; it wastes your time and annoys the pig. - Robert A. Heinlein

The mystery of government is not how Washington works but how to make it stop. - P.J. O'Rourke

If grass can grow through cement, love can find you at every time in your life. - Cher

What is human life? The first third a good time; the rest remembering about it. - Mark Twain

An intelligent man is sometimes forced to be drunk to spend time with his fools. - Ernest Hemingway

The only time a woman really succeeds in changing a man is when he's a baby. - Natalie Wood

This time, like all times, is a very good one, if we but know what to do with it. - Ralph Waldo Emerson

To achieve great things, two things are needed: a plan, and not quite enough time. - Leonard Bernstein

Influence is like a savings account. The less you use it, the more you've got. - Andrew Young

The only time a woman wishes she were a year older is when she is expecting a baby. - Mary Marsh

A long marriage is two people trying to dance a duet and two solos at the same time. - Anne Taylor Fleming

It's surprising how much of memory is built around things unnoticed at the time. - Barbara Kingsolver

When a person can no longer laugh at himself, it is time for others to laugh at him. - Thomas Szasz

You will never 'find' time for anything. If you want time, you must make it. - Charles Bruxton

A study of economics usually reveals that the best time to buy anything is last year. - Marty Allen

The first time I tried organic wheat bread, I thought I was chewing on roofing material. - Robin Williams

I don't feel old. I don't feel anything until noon. Then it's time for my nap. - Bob Hope

I'm just a lucky slob from Ohio who happened to be in the right place at the right time. - Clark Gable

Your time is precious. Don't waste it on anyone who doesn't realize that you are, too. - Unknown

Show me a guy who's afraid to look bad, and I'll show you a guy you can beat every time. - Lou Brock

Whenever you find yourself on the side of the majority, it is time to reform (or pause and reflect). - Mark Twain

Nothing can move a man who is paid by the hour; how sweet the flight of time seems to his calm mind. - Charles D Warner

It is not easy to be crafty and winsome at the same time, and few accomplish it after the age of six. - John W. Gardner

Bathtubs are the epitome of luxury. Either you have no money to own one or you have no time to use one. - Akilnathan Logeswaran

Never waste your time trying to explain who you are to people who are committed to misunderstanding you. - Unknown

A round man cannot be expected to fit in a square hole right away. He must have time to modify his shape. - Mark Twain

Ezra was right half the time, and when he was wrong, he was so wrong you were never in any doubt about it. - Ernest Hemingway

Love doesn't just sit there, like a stone; it has to be made, like bread, remade all the time, made new. - Ursula K. Leguin

If you don't write when you don't have time for it, you won't write when you do have time for it. - Katerina Stoykova Klemer

I think and think for months and years. Ninety-nine times, the conclusion is false. The hundredth time I am right. - Albert Einstein

Until you value yourself, you will not value your time. Until you value your time, you will not do anything with it. - M. Scott Peck

Both in thought and in feeling, even though time be real, to realise the unimportance of time is the gate of wisdom. - Bertrand Russell

I'm not just retiring from the company, I'm also retiring from my stress, my commute, my alarm clock, and my iron. - Hartman Jule

When you hunt animals, you may succeed or not. But when you open the fridge, you will succeed a hundred percent of the time. - Nora Volkow

Education is an admirable thing, but it is well to remember from time to time that nothing that is worth knowing can be taught. - Oscar Wilde

I took a course in speed reading. Then I got Reader's Digest on microfilm. By the time I got the machine set up, I was done. - Steven Wright

Maybe I couldn’t be dafter,
But I keep wondering if this time we settle our differences before a war instead of after. - Ogden Nash

I have made the tough decisions, always with an eye toward the bottom line. Perhaps it's time America was run like a business. - Donald Trump

Worrying is the most natural and spontaneous of all human functions. It is time to acknowledge this, perhaps even to learn to do it better. - Lewis Thomas

I am a gypsy. I haven't had a home for a long time. Call me a homeless person - I just throw everything in a bag and I'm good to go. - Taylor Kinney

Q: When is the perfect time?
A: Who can say, but probably somewhere between haste and delay - and it's usually most wise to start today. - Rasheed Ogunlaru

We spend precious hours fearing the inevitable. It would be wise to use that time adoring our families, cherishing our friends and living our lives. - Maya Angelou

Freedom comes only to those who no longer ask of life that it shall yield them any of those personal goods that are subject to the mutations of time. - Bertrand Russell


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