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Deadly Facts About Water

Do you know what the leading cause of drowning is?

Deadly Facts About Water thanks to Wayne Nowazek

Are you exposed to water?

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Intricate facts of sex - Archie Bunker

Facts are the enemy of truth. - Don Quixote

There are no facts, only interpretations. - Friedrich Wilhelm Nietzsche

The truth is more important than the facts. - Frank Lloyd Wright

You can't cross the sea merely by staring at the water. - Rabindranath Tagore

Flattery is like cologne water, to be smelt, not swallowed. - Josh Billings

Facts and truth really don't have much to do with each other. - William Faulkner

Don't think there are no crocodiles because the water is calm. - Malayan Proverb

Get your facts first - then you can distort them as much as you please. - Mark Twain

The secret to happiness is to face the fact that the world is horrible. - Bertrand Russell

My wife's an earth sign. I'm a water sign. Together we make mud. - Henny Youngman

What happens is fact, not truth. Truth is what we think about what happens. - Robert McKee

Fact explains nothing. On the contrary, it is fact that requires explanation. - Marilynne Robinson

A woman is like a teabag. Only in hot water do you realize how strong she is. - Nancy Reagan

I think of myself as being Jewish and Irish, despite the fact that I'm English. - Daniel Radcliffe

The fact that your patient gets well does not prove that your diagnosis was correct. - Samuel J. Meltzer

Once, during Prohibition, I was forced to live for days on nothing but food and water. - WC Fields

Prejudice is a great time saver. You can form opinions without having to get the facts. - E.B. White

The miracle is not to fly in the air, or to walk on the water, but to walk on the earth. - Chinese Proverb

I am certainly not one of those who need to be prodded. In fact, if anything, I am the prod. - Winston Churchill

Some people say my humor focuses too much on stereotypes. It doesn't. It focuses on facts. - Sarah Silverman

A fanatic is a man who does what he thinks the Lord would do if He knew the facts of the case. - Finley P. Dunne

I am not bothered by the fact that I am not understood. I am bothered when I do not know others. - Confucius

The meaning of life consists in the fact that it makes no sense to say that life has no meaning. - Niels Bohr

What is harder than rock, or softer than water? Yet soft water hollows out hard rock. Persevere. - Ovid

Be not afraid of life. Believe that life is worth living, and your belief will help create the fact. - William James

Its success lies in the fact that it's an insurance plan, not an investment plan or a welfare plan. - James Roosevelt

It's a well known histororical fact: they gave 'em an inch of CzechosloWakia and they took Poland. - Archie Bunker

Whatever I am offered in devotion with a pure heart - a leaf, a flower, fruit, or water - I accept with joy. - Bhagavad Gita

What sounds to you like a big load of trashy noise... is in fact... the brilliant music of a genius... myself. - Iggy Pop

Madam, you're making history, in fact, you're making me, and I wish you'd keep my hands to yourself. - Groucho Marx

I love Canada. It makes a nice hat for America. When America runs out of water, it's the first place I'll go. - Ryan Reynolds

A dark-chocolate truffle melts in my mouth, and I forget about everything else... even the fact that I'm on a diet. - Barbara Brooke

I'm not gonna give up, shut up, or let up, until I'm taken up... as a matter of fact, I'm just getting warmed up! - Zig Ziglar

One supreme fact which I have discovered is that it is not willpower but imagination that creates. Imagination creates reality. - Richard Wagner

We've got to work to save our children and do it with full respect for the fact that if we do not, no one else is going to do it. - Dorothy Height

Take a music bath once or twice a week for a few seasons, and you will find that it is to the soul what the water bath is to the body. - Oliver Wendell Holmes

There is something fascinating about science. One gets such wholesale returns of conjecture out of such a trifling investment of fact. - Mark Twain

Everything here is edible; even I'm edible. But that, dear children, is cannibalism, and is in fact frowned upon in most societies. - Johnny Depp

A leader is not an administrator who loves to run others, but someone who carries water for his people, so that they can get on with their jobs. - Robert Townsend


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