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Deadly Facts About Water

Do you know what the leading cause of drowning is?

Deadly Facts About Water thanks to Wayne Nowazek

Are you exposed to water?

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Facts are the enemy of truth. - Don Quixote

The truth is more important than the facts. - Frank Lloyd Wright

Bread and water can so easily be toast and tea. - Janet Clarkson

Occasionally words must serve to veil the facts. - Niccolo Machiavelli

Facts are stubborn, but statistics are more pliable. - Mark Twain

Positivity is all about overlooking the negative fact. - Unknown

Hipness is not a state of mind, It's a fact of life. - Cannonball Adderley

You can't cross the sea merely by staring at the water. - Rabindranath Tagore

I am proud of the fact that I never invented weapons to kill. - Thomas Edison

Facts and truth really don't have much to do with each other. - William Faulkner

Water, air, and cleanliness are the chief articles in my pharmacy. - Napoleon Bonaparte

I don't make jokes. I just watch the government and report the facts. - Will Rogers

What happens is fact, not truth. Truth is what we think about what happens. - Robert McKee

Men who are unhappy, like men who sleep badly, are always proud of the fact. - Bertrand Russell

I finally found out how priests get holy water. They boil the hell out of it. - Joan Rivers

You can lead a horse to water but I'd rather ride it to the liquor store. - Wayne Nowazek

A woman is like a teabag. Only in hot water do you realize how strong she is. - Nancy Reagan

In wine there is wisdom, in beer there is freedom, in water there is bacteria. - Ben Franklin

Don't throw away the old bucket until you know whether the new one holds water. - Swedish Proverb

The dignity of movement of an iceberg is due to only one ninth of it being above water. - Ernest Hemingway

The miracle is not to fly in the air, or to walk on the water, but to walk on the earth. - Chinese Proverb

I am certainly not one of those who need to be prodded. In fact, if anything, I am the prod. - Winston Churchill

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In fact, she reminds me more of you than you do! - Groucho Marx

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Blessed is the man, who having nothing to say, abstains from giving wordy evidence of the fact. - George Eliot

I am not bothered by the fact that I am not understood. I am bothered when I do not know others. - Confucius

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Be not afraid of life. Believe that life is worth living, and your belief will help create the fact. - William James

Its success lies in the fact that it's an insurance plan, not an investment plan or a welfare plan. - James Roosevelt

You see I'm against hunting, in fact I'm a hunt saboteur. I go out the night before and shoot the fox. - Tim Vine

The fact remains that most of us are anesthetized to the true cost and true value of long term care insurance. - Michael Burgess

Madam, you're making history, in fact, you're making me, and I wish you'd keep my hands to yourself. - Groucho Marx

Following his doctor's orders, Nikita (Khrushchev) has cut his drinking in half. He's leaving out the water. - Bob Hope

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Science is built of facts the way a house is built of bricks; but an accumulation of facts is no more science than a pile of bricks is a house. - Henri Poincare

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