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Is it forgetfulness or dementia?

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Medicine is the best medicine. - Doctors Anonymous

Logic is the anatomy of thought. - Albert Einstein

Caring is the essence of nursing. - Jean Watson

The best doctor gives the least medicines. - Benjamin Franklin

Panic plays no part in the training of a nurse. - Elizabeth Kenny

You live and learn, then die and forget it all. - Noel Coward

Never go to a doctor whose office plants have died. - Erma Bombeck

Whoever called it necking was a poor judge of anatomy. - Groucho Marx

A science which hesitates to forget its founders is lost. - Alfred North Whitehead

I never deny.
I never contradict.
I sometimes forget. - Benjamin Disraeli

I hear and I forget. I see and I remember. I do and I understand. - Confucius

A smart mother makes often a better diagnosis than a poor doctor. - August Bier

My doctor gave me two weeks to live. I hope they're in August. - Ronnie Shakes

The future you shall know when it has come; before then forget it. - Aeschylus

I've never had major knee surgery on any other part of my body. - Winston Bennett

I can forget and you can forget, but a piece of paper never forgets. - Unknown

I quit therapy because my analyst was trying to help me behind my back. - Richard Lewis

The best way to remember your wife's birthday is to forget it once. - E. Joseph Cossman

Ultimately it is persistence that will pay off; forget about perfection. - Joe Segal

I've got "Sometimers." Sometimes I remember and sometimes I forget. - Spike Lee

They may forget what you said, but they will never forget how you made them feel. - Carl W. Buechner

The latest thing in psychiatry is group therapy. Instead of couches, they use bunk beds. - Henny Youngman

Physiology is the stepchild of medicine. That is why Cinderella often turns out the queen. - Martin H. Fischer

The practice of medicine occurs even in primitive society, but law accompanies civilization. - Saying

I wonder why you can always read a Doctor's bill but you can never read his prescription. - Finley Peter Dunne

The way you overcome shyness is to become so wrapped up in something that you forget to be afraid. - Lady Bird Johnson

The only equipment lack in the modern hospital? Somebody to meet you at the entrance with a handshake! - Martin H. Fischer

The stupid neither forgive nor forget; the naive forgive and forget; the wise forgive, but do not forget. - Thomas Szasz

Sometimes I feel like a normal person. Sometimes I forget I'm on parole, that I'm not really free. - Jennifer Lane

I'd hate to be an alcoholic with Alzheimer's. Imagine needing a drink and forgetting where you put it. - George Carlin

My illness is due to my doctor's insistence that I drink milk, a whitish fluid they force down helpless babies. - WC Fields

There is no medicine like hope, no incentive so great, and no tonic so powerful as expectation of something tomorrow. - O.S. Marden

Despite all our toil and progress, the art of medicine still falls somewhere between trout casting and spook writing. - Ben Hecht

If you learn to listen for clues as to how I feel instead of what I say, you will be able to understand me much better. - Mara Botonis

A dark-chocolate truffle melts in my mouth, and I forget about everything else... even the fact that I'm on a diet. - Barbara Brooke

The best doctor in the world is a veterinarian. He can't ask his patients what is the matter - he's got to know. - Will Rogers

I have Dementia
My responses may be slow.
Take your time and wait for me,
It means more than you can know! - Unknown

The Pentagon still has not given a name to the Iraqi war. Somehow 'Operation Re-elect Bush' doesn't seem to be popular. - Jay Leno

Please promise me. If and when the day comes that I may forget who you are, please promise that you won't forget that I am still me. - Mara Botonis

I'm going to make people happy. I'm going to make them forget about their cancer. I'm going to make them forget about their diabetes. - Dick Dale


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