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Is it forgetfulness or dementia?

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Time is generally the best doctor. - Ovid

An operation of the most extreme daring. - Alfred Jodl

Forget Cutie, I'd rather be Pumpkin! - Unknown

Forget love - I'd rather fall in chocolate! - Unknown

You live and learn, then die and forget it all. - Noel Coward

Nursing would be a dream job if there were no doctors. - Gerhard Kocher

After two days in hospital I took a turn for the nurse. - WC Fields

A half doctor near is better than a whole one far away. - German Proverb

Restore a man to his health, his purse lies open to thee. - Robert Burton

Ireland is a fruitful mother of genius, but a barren nurse. - Unknown

A doctor whose breath smells has no right to medical opinion. - Martin H. Fischer

People tend to forget their duties but remember their rights. - Indira Gandhi

A smart mother makes often a better diagnosis than a poor doctor. - August Bier

Chocolate is cheaper than therapy, and you don't need an appointment. - Unknown

Nothing fixes a thing so intensely in the memory as the wish to forget it. - Michel de Montaigne

Faith and knowledge lean largely upon each other in the practice of medicine. - Peter Mere Latham

People forget how fast you did a job - but they remember how well you did it. - Howard Newton

The best doctors in the world are Doctor Diet, Doctor Quiet, and Doctor Merryman. - Jonathan Swift

Never forget that it is not a pneumonia, but a pneumonic man who is your patient. - William Withey Gull

First the Doctor told me the good news: I was going to have a disease named after me. - Steve Martin

The latest thing in psychiatry is group therapy. Instead of couches, they use bunk beds. - Henny Youngman

The practice of medicine is a thinker's job, the practice of surgery a plumber's. - Martin H. Fischer

A doctor can bury his mistakes but an architect can only advise his clients to plant vines. - Frank Lloyd Wright

The practice of medicine occurs even in primitive society, but law accompanies civilization. - Saying

Those who corrupt the public mind are just as evil as those who steal from the public purse. - Adlai E Stevenson

My doctor told me to stop having intimate dinners for four. Unless there are three other people. - Orson Welles

I wondher why ye can always read a doctor's bill an' ye niver can read his purscription. - Finley Peter Dunne

Don't forget Mother's Day. Or as they call it in Beverly Hills, Dad's Third Wife Day. - Jay Leno

Some of these people need ten years of therapy - ten sentences of mine do not equal ten years of therapy. - Oscar Wilde

Did you ever walk into a room and forget why you walked in? I think that's how dogs spend their lives. - Sue Murphy

Sometimes I feel like a normal person. Sometimes I forget I'm on parole, that I'm not really free. - Jennifer Lane

I'd hate to be an alcoholic with Alzheimer's. Imagine needing a drink and forgetting where you put it. - George Carlin

The doctor may also learn more about the illness from the way the patient tells the story than from the story itself. - James B. Herrick

Health is the state about which medicine has nothing to say; sanctity is the state about which theology has nothing to say. - W H Auden

I must be getting absent-minded. Whenever I complain things aren't what they used to be, I always forget to include myself. - George Burns

Modesty is invisibility... Never forget it. To be seen - to be seen - is to be... penetrated. What you must be girls, is impenetrable. - Margaret Atwood

A man who cannot work without his hypodermic needle is a poor doctor. The amount of narcotic you use is inversely proportional to your skill. - Martin H. Fischer

It's only lonely at the top if you forget all the people you met along the way and fail to acknowledge their contributions to your success. - Harvey Mackay

I'm going to make people happy. I'm going to make them forget about their cancer. I'm going to make them forget about their diabetes. - Dick Dale

The paradigm of treating menopause symptoms with the lowest effective dose of hormone therapy, for the shortest period necessary, is very sensible. - Hugh Taylor


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