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Is it forgetfulness or dementia?

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Anatomy is destiny. - Sigmund Freud

Dr. Quinn, Medicine Woman - Christopher Walken

Logic is the anatomy of thought. - Albert Einstein

Women and elephants never forget. - Dorothy Parker

Forget your opponents; always play against par. - Sam Snead

Those who drink to forget, please pay in advance. - Irish Saying

It does not do to dwell on dreams and forget to live. - J K Rowling

Restore a man to his health, his purse lies open to thee. - Robert Burton

Whether a person is a male or female, a nurse is a nurse. - Gary Veale

Never forget what a person says to you when they are angry. - Henry Ward Beecher

I'll never forget my wedding day... they threw vitamin pills. - Groucho Marx

A smart mother makes often a better diagnosis than a poor doctor. - August Bier

Reality is just a crutch for people who can't cope with drugs. - Lily Tomlin

The future you shall know when it has come; before then forget it. - Aeschylus

A nurse will always give us hope,
an angel with a stethoscope. - Terri Guillemets

I've never had major knee surgery on any other part of my body. - Winston Bennett

Confucius say: "Man who want pretty nurse, must be patient." - Unknown

I quit therapy because my analyst was trying to help me behind my back. - Richard Lewis

Oh, when I was a kid, I was ugly. When I was born, the doctor smacked my mother. - Rodney Dangerfield

Never forget that it is not a pneumonia, but a pneumonic man who is your patient. - William Withey Gull

Everybody talks about rock these days; the problem is they forget about the roll. - Keith Richards

I got the bill for my surgery. Now I know what those doctors were wearing masks for. - James H. Boren

The practice of medicine is a thinker's job, the practice of surgery a plumber's. - Martin H. Fischer

I told the doctor I broke my leg in two places. He told me to quit going to those places. - Henny Youngman

I'm not feeling very well - I need a doctor immediately. Ring the nearest golf course. - Groucho Marx

Divorce = Rebirth: forget the past, replan your life, improve your appearance & rejuvenate! - Rossana Condoleo

Tell me and I'll forget. Show me and I may not remember. Involve me and I'll understand. - Native American Proverb

The art of medicine consists of amusing the patient, whilst Mother Nature takes care of the cure. - Voltaire

Kindness and a generous spirit go a long way. And a sense of humor. It's like medicine - very healing. - Max Irons

In today's rush, we all think too much, seek too much, want too much and forget about the joy of just being. - Eckhart Tolle

Despite all our toil and progress, the art of medicine still falls somewhere between trout casting and spook writing. - Ben Hecht

The best doctor in the world is a veterinarian. He can't ask his patients what is the matter - he's got to know. - Will Rogers

Only one rule in medical ethics need concern you: that action on your part which best conserves the interest of your patient. - Martin H. Fischer

I've got a great doctor. He gave a guy six months to live. They couldn't pay his bill so he gave him another six months. - Henny Youngman

I recently went to a new doctor and noticed he was located in something called the Professional Building. I felt better right away. - George Carlin

The Pentagon still has not given a name to the Iraqi war. Somehow 'Operation Re-elect Bush' doesn't seem to be popular. - Jay Leno

I went to the doctor because I'd swallowed a bottle of sleeping pills. My doctor told me to have a few drinks and get some rest. - Rodney Dangerfield

If a person empties their purse into their head no one can take it away from them. An investment in knowledge always pays the best interest. - Benjamin Franklin

A man who cannot work without his hypodermic needle is a poor doctor. The amount of narcotic you use is inversely proportional to your skill. - Martin H. Fischer

It's only lonely at the top if you forget all the people you met along the way and fail to acknowledge their contributions to your success. - Harvey Mackay


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