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Dino Biker

Custom chopper for a dinosaur rider

Dino Biker thanks to Leslie Nowazek

Not all drivers in Drumheller are ancient

The World's Largest Travelling Dinosaur in Drumheller, Alberta. Looks like something escaped from the Royal Tyrrell Museum.

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The perfect man? A poet on a motorcycle. - Lucinda Williams

In rock music terms I'm like a dinosaur. - Belinda Carlisle

If history repeats itself, I am so getting a dinosaur! - Unknown

We all have a dinosaur deep within us just trying to get out. - Colin Mochrie

I don't think my generation got into this dinosaur thing. - Walter Cronkite

Most of the dinosaur specimens we find represent subadult sizes. - Jack Horner

Have fun, be active. Ride a bike instead of driving, for example. - Dan Buettner

Only a biker knows why a dog sticks his head out of a car window. - Unknown

An intellectual is a man who doesn't know how to park his bike. - Spiro T. Agnew

Britain's most useful role is somewhere between bee and dinosaur. - Harold MacMillan

The reality is you either step into the future, or you become a dinosaur. - M Shadows

That's all the motorcycle is, a system of concepts worked out in steel. - Robert M. Pirsig

Keep your bike in good repair: motorcycle boots are not comfortable for walking. - Unknown

I'm paranoid about everything. On my stationary bike I have a rearview mirror. - Richard Lewis

I've spent three hours hanging upside down while fighting off dinosaur attacks. - Jason O'Mara

Most motorcycle problems are caused by the nut that connects the handlebars to the saddle. - Unknown

I want flowers, I don't want to text. What does that make me? What kind of dinosaur am I? - Jennifer Garner

There's no environment I can think of that would have remained constant enough to preserve dinosaur DNA. - Hendrik Poinar

I asked God for a bike, but I know God doesn't work that way. So I stole a bike and asked for forgiveness. - Emo Philips

A dinosaur out of context is like a character without a story. Worse than that, the character suffers from amnesia. - Jack Horner

People are more violently opposed to fur than leather because it's safer to harass rich women than motorcycle gangs. - Unknown

You're the guy that'll be sneaking out of your bedroom at three o'clock in the morning to look at your bike. - Paul Teutul

The dinosaur's eloquent lesson is that if some bigness is good, an overabundance of bigness is not necessarily better. - Eric Johnston

My life is the land, the dogs, the car, the motorcycle, the pond, the canoe, going to pick up mail. It's just a rural retreat that I enjoy. - Burt Shavitz


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