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Do Not Read Law

If you can read this, you're guilty

Do Not Read Law thanks to Jim Serritella

Trying to make sense of legal jargon

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Easy reading is damn hard writing. - Nathaniel Hawthorne

Justice is incidental to law and order. - J Edgar Hoover

Compromise is the best and cheapest lawyer. - Robert Louis Stevenson

I'm quite illiterate, but I read a lot. - J.D. Salinger

Good sayings are like pearls strung together. - Chinese Proverb

Gravity isn't easy, but it's the law. - Unknown

Sports do not build character; they reveal it. - Unknown

Never go on trips with anyone you do not love. - Ernest Hemingway

The first lesson reading teaches is how to be alone. - Jonathan Franzen

Life is a foreign language; all men mispronounce it. - Christopher Morley

Free speech is a great idea, but we're in a war. - Lindsey Graham

The police must obey the law while enforcing the law. - Earl Warren

Language exerts hidden power, like a moon on the tides. - Rita Mae Brown

The adjective is the banana peel of the parts of speech. - Clifton Fadiman

I do not pray for a lighter load, but for a stronger back. - Philip Brookes

The gods cannot help those who do not seize opportunities. - Chinese proverb

Man invented language to satisfy his deep need to complain. - Lily Tomlin

What a cage is to the wild beast, law is to the selfish man. - Herbert Spencer

I certainly do not drink all the time. I have to sleep you know. - WC Fields

Adam was the luckiest man in the world - he had no mother-in-law. - Sholom Aleichem

Do not wait to strike till the iron is hot; but make it hot by striking. - William B. Sprague

Characters do not change. Opinions alter, but characters are only developed. - Benjamin Disraeli

Reading maketh a full man, conference a ready man, and writing an exact man. - Sir Francis Bacon

Do not bite at the bait of pleasure till you know there is no hook beneath it. - Thomas Jefferson

It's every lawyer's dream to help shape the law, not just react to it. - Alan Dershowitz

Always read something that will make you look good if you die in the middle of it. - P.J. O'Rourke

A classic is something that everybody wants to have read and nobody wants to read. - Mark Twain

Do not be afraid to ask dumb questions; they are easier to handle than dumb mistakes. - Unknown

Do not anticipate trouble, or worry about what may never happen. Keep in the sunlight. - Benjamin Franklin

To make laws that man cannot, and will not obey, serves to bring all law into contempt. - Elizabeth C Stanton

Show me a Jewish boy who doesn't go to medical school and I'll show you a lawyer. - Milton Berle

Canada is founded upon principles that recognize the supremacy of God and the rule of law. - Stockwell Day

It's not uncommon to see kids on the school bus reading books and doing homework on the bus. - Anthony Amero

Truth is always present; it only needs to lift the iron lids of the mind's eye to read its oracles. - Ralph Waldo Emerson

I wanted to do something nice so I bought my mother-in-law a chair. Now they won't let me plug it in. - Henny Youngman

The more that you read, the more things you will know. The more you learn, the more places you'll go. - Dr. Seuss

When the law no longer protects you from the corrupt, but protects the corrupt from you, you know your nation is doomed. - Ayn Rand

It is not in the nature of politics that the best men should be elected. The best men do not want to govern their fellowmen. - George MacDonald

I took a course in speed reading. Then I got Reader's Digest on microfilm. By the time I got the machine set up, I was done. - Steven Wright

People share, read and generally engage more with any type of content when it's surfaced through friends and people they know and trust. - Malorie Lucich


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