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Do Not Read Law

If you can read this, you're guilty

Do Not Read Law thanks to Jim Serritella

Trying to make sense of legal jargon

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Necessity hath no law. - Oliver Cromwell

Words do not make flour. - Italian Proverb

What is reading, but silent conversation. - Walter Savage Landor

Why don't you write books people can read? - Nora Joyce

Music is well said to be the speech of angels. - Thomas Carlyle

Laws do not persuade just because they threaten. - Seneca

Please do not shoot the pianist. He is doing his best. - Oscar Wilde

The adjective is the banana peel of the parts of speech. - Clifton Fadiman

Oh, that sound? I'm in the hot tub, reading a novel. - Jane Smiley

Who is General Failure and why is he reading my hard disk? - Steven Wright

All poetry is a reproduction of the tones of actual speech. - Robert Frost

Do not say a little in many words but a great deal in a few. - Pythagorus

We need a president who's fluent in at least one language. - Buck Henry

Who would give a law to lovers? Love is unto itself a higher law. - Boethius

Adam was the luckiest man in the world - he had no mother-in-law. - Sholom Aleichem

I would uphold the law if for no other reason but to protect myself. - Thomas More

Those who hammer their guns into plows will plow for those who do not. - Thomas Jefferson

Do not the most moving moments of our lives find us all without words? - Marcel Marceau

There is no surer way to misread any document than to read it literally. - Learned Hand

The only stable state is the one in which all men are equal before the law. - Aristotle

Characters do not change. Opinions alter, but characters are only developed. - Benjamin Disraeli

Music is the only language in which you cannot say a mean or sarcastic thing. - John Erskine

Do not bite at the bait of pleasure till you know there is no hook beneath it. - Thomas Jefferson

When I was younger I used to lock myself in the bathroom and read in the dry tub. - Karen Russell

I personally think we developed language because of our deep inner need to complain. - Jane Wagner

Do not free a camel of the burden of his hump; you may be freeing him from being a camel. - Unknown

Sometimes when reading Goethe I have the paralyzing suspicion that he is trying to be funny. - Guy Davenport

The Irish do not want anyone to wish them well; they want everyone to wish their enemies ill. - Harold Nicolson

It's not uncommon to see kids on the school bus reading books and doing homework on the bus. - Anthony Amero

When I only begin to read, I forget I'm on this world. It lifts me on wings with high thoughts. - Anzia Yezierska

I would have brung you flowers too, but I read in a magazine that they suck up all the carbon monoxygen. - Archie Bunker

There are two motives for reading a book; one, that you enjoy it; the other, that you can boast about it. - Bertrand Russell

I do not ask for any crown but that which all may win; nor try to conquer any world except the one within. - Louisa May Alcott

To read a writer is for me not merely to get an idea of what he says, but to go off with him and travel in his company. - Andre Gide

It is not in the nature of politics that the best men should be elected. The best men do not want to govern their fellowmen. - George MacDonald

Englishmen learn Christ's law best in English. Moses heard God's law in his own tongue; so did Christ's apostles. - John Wycliffe

I read recipes the same way I read science fiction. I get to the end and I think, "Well, that's not going to happen." - Unknown

My mother was a reader, and she read to us. She read us Dr. Jekyll and Mr. Hyde when I was six and my brother was eight. I never forgot it. - Stephen King

When you are called to a sick man, be sure you know what the matter is — if you do not know, nature can do a great deal better than you can guess. - Nicholas de Belleville

Be strong and courageous. Do not be afraid or terrified because of them, for the Lord your God goes with you; he will never leave you nor forsake you. - Bible


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