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Do Not Read Law

If you can read this, you're guilty

Do Not Read Law thanks to Jim Serritella

Trying to make sense of legal jargon

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Do or do not. There is no try. - Yoda

Whenever law ends, tyranny begins. - John Locke

The good lawyer is the great salesman. - Janet Reno

I read part of it all the way through. - Samuel Goldwyn

Speech is the small change of silence. - George Meredith

Never read a book that is not a year old. - Ralph Waldo Emerson

What I cannot create, I do not understand. - Richard Feynman

Synonym Bun: What a thesaurus eats for breakfast - Unknown

Going to law is losing a cow for the sake of a cat. - Mark Twain

Do not count your chickens before they are hatched. - Aesop

Drawing on my fine command of language, I said nothing. - Robert Benchley

We learn from history that we do not learn from history. - Georg Wilhelm Friedrich Hegel

What is faith unless it is to believe what you do not see? - St. Augustine

Those who do not want to imitate anything, produce nothing. - Salvador Dali

The mark of a good book is it changes every time you read it. - Anderson Cooper

It does not matter how slowly you go as long as you do not stop. - Confucius

Be wiser than other people, if you can, but do not tell them so. - Lord Chesterfield

Seek the lofty by reading, hearing and seeing great work at some moment every day. - Thornton Wilder

Always read something that will make you look good if you die in the middle of it. - P.J. O'Rourke

Never make fun of someone who speaks broken English. It means they know another language. - H. Jackson Brown, Jr.

What difference does it make how much you have? What you do not have amounts to much more. - Seneca

Sometimes when reading Goethe I have the paralyzing suspicion that he is trying to be funny. - Guy Davenport

Most people do not listen with the intent to understand; they listen with the intent to reply. - Stephen R. Covey

This is the sixth book I've written, which isn't bad for a guy who's only read two. - George Burns

Every St. Patrick's Day every Irishman goes out to find another Irishman to make a speech to. - Unknown

Do not look down upon any Muslim, for even the most inferior believer is great in the eyes of God. - Abu Bakr

If liberty means anything at all, it means the right to tell people what they do not want to hear. - George Orwell

The irony of the matter is that the future generations do not have a vote. In effect, we hold their proxy. - Charles J Hitch

If you don’t read the newspaper you are uninformed. If you do read the newspaper you are misinformed. - Mark Twain

Violence of language leads to violence of action. Angry men seldom fight if their tongues do not lead the fray. - Charles V Roman

Just because you do not take an interest in politics doesn't mean politics won't take an interest in you. - Pericles (430 B.C.)

Do not trap yourself into an owl's hooting sound
Where sad nights linger through the blackness of a hound - Munia Khan

When the law no longer protects you from the corrupt, but protects the corrupt from you, you know your nation is doomed. - Ayn Rand

Did you read about Starbucks? No more "Merry Christmas" at Starbucks. No more. Maybe we should boycott Starbucks. - Donald Trump

There's a limit to how many times you can read how great you are and what an inspiration you are, but I'm not there yet. - Randy Pausch

I took a course in speed reading. Then I got Reader's Digest on microfilm. By the time I got the machine set up, I was done. - Steven Wright

If your daily life seems poor, do not blame it; blame yourself, tell yourself that you are not poet enough to call forth its riches. - Rainer Maria Rilke

We've got to work to save our children and do it with full respect for the fact that if we do not, no one else is going to do it. - Dorothy Height

If you talk to a man in a language he understands, that goes to his head. If you talk to him in his language, that goes to his heart. - Nelson Mandela

"I am" is reportedly the shortest sentence in the English language. Could it be that "I do" is the longest sentence? - George Carlin


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