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Do Not Read Law

If you can read this, you're guilty

Do Not Read Law thanks to Jim Serritella

Trying to make sense of legal jargon

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Things do not change; we change. - Henry David Thoreau

I do not regret one moment of my life. - Lillie Langtry

Never read a book that is not a year old. - Ralph Waldo Emerson

Sports do not build character; they reveal it. - Unknown

A story is told as much by silence as by speech. - Susan Griffin

Well-timed silence hath more eloquence than speech. - Martin Fraquhar Tupper

The first lesson reading teaches is how to be alone. - Jonathan Franzen

You always admire what you really do not understand. - Blaise Pascal

Reading is a basic tool in the living of a good life. - Joseph Addison

I do not like work, even when somebody else is doing it. - Mark Twain

Justice is a law of nature rarely found in human affairs. - Unknown

There is no language like the Irish for soothing and quieting. - John Millington Synge

Be wiser than other people, if you can, but do not tell them so. - Lord Chesterfield

We shouldn't teach great books; we should teach a love of reading. - B.F. Skinner

Do not wait to strike till the iron is hot; but make it hot by striking. - William B. Sprague

Out of suffering comes creativity. You cannot spell painting without pain. - John Lithgow

We have art so that we do not die of reality. Reality is too much with us. - Friedrich Wilhelm Nietzsche

Characters do not change. Opinions alter, but characters are only developed. - Benjamin Disraeli

Reading maketh a full man, conference a ready man, and writing an exact man. - Sir Francis Bacon

Music is the only language in which you cannot say a mean or sarcastic thing. - John Erskine

Do not seek to follow in the footsteps of the men of old; seek what they sought. - Matsuo Basho

My wife has a slight impediment in her speech. Every now and then she stops to breathe. - Jimmy Durante

Do not go where the path may lead, go instead where there is no path and leave a trail. - Ralph Waldo Emerson

When I only begin to read, I forget I'm on this world. It lifts me on wings with high thoughts. - Anzia Yezierska

There are many things we do not want in this world. Let us not just mourn them; let us change them. - Ferdinand Marcos

I do not ask for any crown but that which all may win; nor try to conquer any world except the one within. - Louisa May Alcott

My regular life today is reading books, making dolls houses, sewing dolls with my daughter and barbequing. - Milla Jovovich

The irony of the matter is that the future generations do not have a vote. In effect, we hold their proxy. - Charles J Hitch

Good people do not need laws to tell them to act responsibly, while bad people will find a way around the laws. - Plato

I find television very educating. Every time somebody turns on the set, I go into the other room and read a book. - Groucho Marx

I have a huge interest in hockey because I grew up in Canada, where it's kind of the law that you love hockey. - Matthew Perry

Life is like an overlong drama through which we sit being nagged by the vague memories of having read the reviews. - John Updike

No oppression is so heavy or lasting as that which is inflicted by the perversion and exorbitance of legal authority. - Joseph Addison

Read something no one else is reading, think something no one else is thinking and do something no one else is doing. - Bob McLaren

I read recipes the same way I read science fiction. I get to the end and I think, "Well, that's not going to happen." - Unknown

If you would not be forgotten as soon as you are dead and rotten, either write something worth reading or do things worth the writing. - Benjamin Franklin

My mother was a reader, and she read to us. She read us Dr. Jekyll and Mr. Hyde when I was six and my brother was eight. I never forgot it. - Stephen King

If one morning I walked on top of the water across the Potomac River, the headline that afternoon would read: "President Can't Swim." - Lyndon B. Johnson

Your surfing can get better on every turn, on every wave you catch. Learn to read the ocean better. A big part of my success has been wave knowledge. - Kelly Slater

Be strong and courageous. Do not be afraid or terrified because of them, for the Lord your God goes with you; he will never leave you nor forsake you. - Bible


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