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Lucy found it hard to find lasting relationships

Dog Faced thanks to Wayne Nowazek

Looking beyond the dog in your family

She's a dog
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Look at that face! - Donald Trump

Love me, love my dog. - English Proverb

Every dog has his day. - Unknown

Everyone needs a fantasy. - Andy Warhol

A dog in desperation will leap over a wall. - Unknown

Before imagination can flow, you must let go. - Unknown

Live out of your imagination, not your history. - Stephen R. Covey

A brush of kindness can paint a smile on a face. - Robert M. Hensel

Where there is no imagination there is no horror. - Arthur Conan Doyle

Love is the triumph of imagination over intelligence. - H L Mencken

My single-minded aim is to give existence to fantasy. - Claes Oldenburg

The possible's slow fuse is lit by the imagination. - Emily Dickinson

A door is what a dog is perpetually on the wrong side of. - Ogden Nash

Life began with waking up and loving my mother's face. - George Eliot

To invent, you need a good imagination and a pile of junk. - Thomas Edison

The Possible's slow fuse is lit
By the Imagination. - Emily Dickinson

Reality is merely an illusion, albeit a very persistent one. - Albert Einstein

He had a dashing smile. It nearly dashed right off his face. - Shannon Hale

My wife's such a bad cook, the dog begs for Alka-Seltzer. - Rodney Dangerfield

The secret to happiness is to face the fact that the world is horrible. - Bertrand Russell

A woman knows the face of the man she loves as a sailor knows the open sea. - Honore de Balzac

When nothing goes right, you have to face forward and take it on head first. - Kyo Shirodaira

Fantasy is hardly an escape from reality. It's a way of understanding it. - Lloyd Alexander

A dog is the only thing on this earth that loves you more than he loves himself. - Josh Billings

Imagination, of course, can open any door - turn the key and let terror walk right in. - Truman Capote

Get a good idea and stay with it. Dog it, and work at it until it's done, and done right. - Walt Disney

I always wanted to ride a dragon myself, so I decided to do this for a year in my imagination. - Cornelia Funke

Outside of a dog, a book is a man's best friend.
Inside of a dog it's too dark to read. - Groucho Marx

The expression a woman wears on her face is far more important than the clothes she wears on her back. - Dale Carnegie

Attachment is the great fabricator of illusions; reality can be attained only by someone who is detached. - Simone Weil

A certificate of live birth is not the same thing by any stretch of the imagination as a birth certificate. - Donald Trump

All the works of man have their origin in creative fantasy. What right have we then to depreciate imagination. - Carl Jung

I have a fantasy where Ted Turner is elected President but refuses because he doesn't want to give up power. - Arthur C. Clarke

If you get to thinkin' you're a person of some influence, try orderin' somebody else's dog around. - Unknown

The poet is in command of his fantasy, while it is exactly the mark of the neurotic that he is possessed by his fantasy. - Lionel Trilling

Without leaps of imagination or dreaming, we lose the excitement of possibilities. Dreaming, after all, is a form of planning. - Gloria Steinem

There is a boundary to men's passions when they act from feelings; but none when they are under the influence of imagination. - Edmund Burke

You will recognize your own path when you come upon it because you will suddenly have all the energy and imagination you will ever need. - Sara Teasdale

You're not supposed to be so blind with patriotism that you can't face reality. Wrong is wrong, no matter who does it or who says it. - Malcolm X

A man finds room in the few square inches of the face for the traits of all his ancestors; for the expression of all his history, and his wants. - Ralph Waldo Emerson


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