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Lucy found it hard to find lasting relationships

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Looking beyond the dog in your family

She's a dog
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Imagination rules the world. - Napoleon

A pigment of your imagination - Archie Bunker

The dog is the god of frolic. - Henry Ward Beecher

Imagination is the eye of the soul. - Joseph Joubert

You have to hold onto your fantasy. - Betsey Johnson

Often a noble face hides filthy ways. - Euripides

I am I because my little dog knows me. - Gertrude Stein

Illusion is the first of all pleasures. - Oscar Wilde

The man with no imagination has no wings. - Muhammad Ali

A strong imagination begetteth opportunity. - Michel de Montaigne

Imagination is more important than knowledge. - Albert Einstein

A brush of kindness can paint a smile on a face. - Robert M. Hensel

The imagination is the secret and marrow of civilization. - Henry Ward Beecher

Beauty is not in the face; beauty is a light in the heart. - Kahlil Gibran

There are certain things you just don't do in fantasy. - J K Rowling

Reality is merely an illusion, albeit a very persistent one. - Albert Einstein

The fingers of your thoughts are molding your face ceaselessly. - Charles Reznikoff

When a man's best friend is his dog, that dog has a problem. - Edward Abbey

The imagination imitates. It is the critical spirit that creates. - Oscar Wilde

It is the starved imagination, not the well-nourished, that is afraid. - E.M. Forster

Anybody who doesn't know what soap tastes like never washed a dog. - Franklin P Jones

The hardest job kids face today is learning good manners without seeing any. - Fred Astaire

Every great advance in science has issued from a new audacity of imagination. - John Dewey

Fantasy is hardly an escape from reality. It's a way of understanding it. - Lloyd Alexander

The urge to save humanity is almost always a false-face for the urge to rule it. - H L Mencken

A dog is the only thing on this earth that loves you more than he loves himself. - Josh Billings

Was this the face that launched a thousand ships, and burnt the towers of Ilium? - Christopher Marlowe

Free will is an illusion. People always choose the perceived path of greatest pleasure. - Scott Adams

Wishes and fears are illusions, Dil Bahadur, not realities. You must practice detachment. - Isabel Allende

Humans need fantasy to be human. To be the place where the falling angel meets the rising ape. - Terry Pratchett

Such a figure, that imagination cannot form an idea of a fury from hell, to look more frightful. - Charles Johnson

Closed in a room, my imagination becomes the universe, and the rest of the world is missing out. - Criss Jami

Cowardice... is almost always simply a lack of ability to suspend functioning of the imagination. - Ernest Hemingway

Our fears are more numerous than our dangers, and we suffer more in our imagination than in reality. - Seneca

I am certain of nothing but the holiness of the heart's affections, and the truth of imagination. - John Keats

For us in Russia, communism is a dead dog, while, for many people in the West, it is still a living lion. - Aleksandr Solzhenitsyn

It's tough to stay married. My wife kisses the dog on the lips, yet she won't drink from my glass! - Rodney Dangerfield

If you get to thinkin' you're a person of some influence, try orderin' somebody else's dog around. - Unknown

You know when you have found your prince because you not only have a smile on your face but in your heart as well. - Unknown

You're not supposed to be so blind with patriotism that you can't face reality. Wrong is wrong, no matter who does it or who says it. - Malcolm X


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