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Dog Faced

Lucy found it hard to find lasting relationships

Dog Faced thanks to Wayne Nowazek

Looking beyond the dog in your family

She's a dog
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Your face is a household word. - Archie Bunker

A dog has the soul of a philosopher. - Plato

The view only changes for the lead dog. - Norman O. Brown

Imagination means nothing without doing. - Charlie Chaplin

The power of imagination makes us infinite. - John Muir

You can't teach a young dog old tricks. - Warren Buffet

A happy heart comes first, then the happy face. - Shania Twain

Don't think to hunt two hares with one dog. - Benjamin Franklin

A brush of kindness can paint a smile on a face. - Robert M. Hensel

Be willing to access joy in the face of adversity. - C.W. Metcalf

I spilled spot remover on my dog. Now he's gone. - Steven Wright

A man without a smiling face should not open a shop. - Chinese Proverb

In my sex fantasy, nobody ever loves me for my mind. - Nora Ephron

Love is the triumph of imagination over intelligence. - H L Mencken

Most men would rather deny a hard truth than face it. - George R.R. Martin

Turn your face to the sun and the shadows fall behind you. - Maori Proverb

Beauty is not in the face; beauty is a light in the heart. - Kahlil Gibran

Let's face it, all the good stuff happens after midnight. - Matt Groening

I've always enjoyed living in a fantasy world, daydreaming. - James Duval

If you can see the magic in a fairytale, you can face the future. - Danielle Steel

We must all face the choice between what is right and what is easy. - Harry Potter And The Goblet Of Fire

Some of my best friends are illusions. Been sustaining me for years. - Sheila Ballantyne

Any idiot can face a crisis - it's the day-to-day living that wears you out. - Anton Chekhov

The single biggest problem in communication is the illusion that it has taken place. - George Bernard Shaw

Life is like a dogsled team. If you ain't the lead dog, the scenery never changes. - Lewis Grizzard

Don't accept your dog's admiration as conclusive evidence that you are wonderful. - Ann Landers

Stop setting goals. Goals are pure fantasy unless you have a specific plan to achieve them. - Stephen Covey

My comfort is, that old age, that ill layer-up of beauty, can do no more spoil upon my face. - William Shakespeare

It's amazing what you can do with an E in A-Level art, a twisted imagination and a chainsaw. - Damien Hirst

Yes, darling, let me cover your face with kisses.
On second thought, just let me cover your face. - Groucho Marx

If you don't want your dog to have bad breath, do what I do: pour a little Lavoris in the toilet. - Jay Leno

If you have good thoughts they will shine out of your face like sunbeams and you will always look lovely. - Roald Dahl

I tend to play mostly villains and twisted people. Unsavory guys. I think it's my face, the way I look. - Christopher Walken

The significant problems we face cannot be solved at the same level of thinking we were at when we created them. - Albert Einstein

Be like a duck, paddling and working very hard inside the water, but what everyone sees is a smiling and calm face. - Manoj Arora

Already, companies that speak in the language of the pitch, the dog-and-pony show, are no longer speaking to anyone. - Unknown

Liking the Leafs is like having molten gold poured into your face. It's gold, but it's burning your face off. - Sean Cullen

Every act of perception is to some degree an act of creation, and every act of memory is to some degree an act of imagination. - Gerard M. Edelman

One supreme fact which I have discovered is that it is not willpower but imagination that creates. Imagination creates reality. - Richard Wagner

Love easily confuses us because it is always in flux between illusion and substance, between memory and wish, between contentment and need. - Tom Robbins


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