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What I value most next to eternity is time. - Madame Swetchine

The best alarm clock is sunshine on chrome. - Unknown

Every time I paint a portrait I lose a friend. - John Singer Sargent

I don't need time. What I need is a deadline. - Duke Ellington

Don't wait. The time will never be just right. - Napoleon Hill

Everything comes in time to him who knows how to wait. - Leo Tolstoy

Every hour of lost time is a chance of future misfortune. - Napoleon

An unhurried sense of time is in itself a form of wealth. - Bonnie Friedman

At 46 one must be a miser; only have time for essentials. - Oscar Wilde

90 percent of my time is spent on 10 percent of the world. - Colin Powell

Put all your eggs in one basket, and then watch that basket. - Mark Twain

No man goes before his time ... unless the boss leaves early. - Groucho Marx

I've been on a calendar, but I've never been on time. - Marilyn Monroe

Every man regards his own life as the New Year’s Eve of time. - Jean Paul Richter

Those who know the value of time use it in preparation for eternity. - Dugnet

Time and words can't be recalled, even if it was only yesterday. - Estonian Proverb

I had only a little time left and I didn't want to waste it on God. - Albert Camus

Every time I fill a vacant office, I make ten malcontents and one ingrate. - Louis XIV

Celebrity was a long time in coming; it will go away. Everything goes away. - Carol Burnett

Never attempt to teach a pig to sing; it wastes your time and annoys the pig. - Robert A. Heinlein

Men have died from time to time, and worms have eaten them - but not for love. - William Shakespeare

Perhaps in time the so-called Dark Ages will be thought of as including our own. - Georg C. Lichtenberg

There, standing at the piano, was the original good time who had been had by all. - Kenneth Tynan

I am long on ideas, but short on time. I expect to live to be only about a hundred. - Thomas A. Edison

The rich take life one financial year at a time. The poor take life one meal at a time. - Mokokoma Mokhonoana

Women have a hard enough time in this world; telling them the truth would be too cruel. - H L Mencken

There are a lot of things happening that show us that this, right now, is a time to love. - Stevie Wonder

Concentrate on what you're doing - then you won't have time to tense up and worry. - Unknown

The best time for you to hold your tongue is the time you feel you must say something or bust. - Josh Billings

I had to have some balls to be Irish Catholic in South London. Most of that time I spent fighting. - Pierce Brosnan

Everything that goes up must come down. But there comes a time when not everything that's down can come up. - George Burns

If you must play, decide on three things at the start: the rules of the game, the stakes, and the quitting time. - Chinese Proverb

When you're following your energy and doing what you want all the time, the distinction between work and play dissolves. - Shakti Gawain

The Republicans have all of the cards. And this is the time to get rid of Obamacare. This is the time to make the great deal. - Donald Trump

If there were no schools to take the children away from home part of the time, the insane asylums would be filled with mothers. - Edgar W. Howe

I have made the tough decisions, always with an eye toward the bottom line. Perhaps it's time America was run like a business. - Donald Trump

Dig trenches? With our men being killed off like flies?
There isn't time to dig trenches. We'll have to buy them ready made. - Groucho Marx

Fang took the entire family out for coffee and donuts the other night. The kids enjoyed it. It was the first time they'd ever given blood. - Phyllis Diller

I know of no other man in our time, or indeed in recent history, who so convincingly demonstrated the power of the spirit over material things. - Stafford Cripps

We spend precious hours fearing the inevitable. It would be wise to use that time adoring our families, cherishing our friends and living our lives. - Maya Angelou


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