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I believe it is peace for our time. - Neville Chamberlain

All great achievements require time. - Maya Angelou

Time is an illusion. Lunchtime doubly so. - Douglas Adams

I'm sympathising my watch with yours. - Archie Bunker

I xeroxed my watch. Now I have time to spare. - Steven Wright

In my mind I'm a blind man doin' time. - Tupac Shakur

One thing you can't recycle is wasted time. - Unknown

The time is always right to do the right thing. - Unknown

I'm Irish. I think about death all the time. - Jack Nicholson

Time sneaks up on you like a windshield on a bug. - John Lithgow

First time in 23 years our minds are synchrosized. - Archie Bunker

Even a clock that does not work is right twice a day. - Polish Proverb

Resolve to work all of the time that you are at work. - Peter Legge

The third time you say a thing, it sounds like a lie. - Harrison Ford

I've had a wonderful time, but this wasn't it. - Groucho Marx

Time is like the ocean, always there, always different. - Ogden Nash

Before eating, always take a little time to thank the food. - Arapaho Proverb

A man who's intoxicated all the time doesn't need sympathy. - WC Fields

An intelligent man is sometimes forced to be drunk to spend time with his fools. - Ernest Hemingway

The only time to eat diet food is while you're waiting for the steak to cook. - Julia Child

There, standing at the piano, was the original good time who had been had by all. - Kenneth Tynan

Life is like an onion; you peel it off one layer at a time, and sometimes you weep. - Carl Sandburg

You will never 'find' time for anything. If you want time, you must make it. - Charles Bruxton

The rich take life one financial year at a time. The poor take life one meal at a time. - Mokokoma Mokhonoana

Life is now. There was never a time when your life was not now, nor will there ever be. - Eckhart Tolle

A man begins cutting his wisdom teeth the first time he bites off more than he can chew. - Herb Caen

I saw a bank that said "24 Hour Banking", but I don't have that much time. - Steven Wright

By the time a man gets to be presidential material, he's been bought ten times over. - Gore Vidal

He's a guy who gets up at six o'clock in the morning regardless of what time it is. - Lou Duva

No artist is ahead of his time. He is his time. It is just that the others are behind the time. - Martha Graham

Show me a guy who's afraid to look bad, and I'll show you a guy you can beat every time. - Lou Brock

'Next time!' In what calendar are kept the records of those next times which never come? - Helen Hunt Jackson

I love being married. I was single for a long time, and I just got so sick of finishing my own sentences. - Brian Kiley

Give me a Murphy bed, a Lazy Susan, a grandfather clock and a bulldog, and I will show you the meaning of comedy. - Jonathan Goldstein

Both in thought and in feeling, even though time be real, to realise the unimportance of time is the gate of wisdom. - Bertrand Russell

There may be times when we are powerless to prevent injustice, but there must never be a time when we fail to protest. - Elie Wiesel

I have Dementia
My responses may be slow.
Take your time and wait for me,
It means more than you can know! - Unknown

Sometimes I feel like a groundhog. I wish that every time I saw my workplace I could just go down the hole and go off to sleep. - Sherry Bane

I know of no other man in our time, or indeed in recent history, who so convincingly demonstrated the power of the spirit over material things. - Stafford Cripps

The best way to lose weight is to close your mouth - something very difficult for a politician. Or watch your food - just watch it, don't eat it. - Edward I Kock


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