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Time wounds all heels. - Groucho Marx

Back since time immamoral. - Archie Bunker

The happier the time, the faster it goes. - Pliny the Younger

You may ask me for anything you like except time. - Napoleon Bonaparte

Think I'm sarcastic? Watch me pretend to care. - Unknown

The two most powerful warriors are patience and time. - Leo Tolstoy

No man goes before his time ... unless the boss leaves early. - Groucho Marx

Each time we don't say what we want to say, we're dying. - Yoko Ono

All we have to decide is what to do with the time that is given us. - JRR Tolkien

Time and words can't be recalled, even if it was only yesterday. - Estonian Proverb

Once upon a time, forests were repositories of magic for the human race. - John Burnside

The best time to plant a tree was 20 years ago. The second best time is now. - Chinese Proverb

What is human life? The first third a good time; the rest remembering about it. - Mark Twain

Death is caused by swallowing small amounts of saliva over a long period of time. - George Carlin

A lie is an abomination unto the Lord and a very present help in time of trouble. - Adlai Stevenson

My wife only has sex with me for a purpose. Last night she used me to time an egg. - Rodney Dangerfield

It's what you do in your free time that will set you free - or enslave you.
 - Jarod Kintz

They always say time changes things, but you actually have to change them yourself. - Andy Warhol

One of the funniest antidotes of all time - you sit there like you're in a comma. - Archie Bunker

Your family is depending on you. No better reason to bring all your game all the time. - Grant Cardone

You can't have a better tomorrow if you are thinking about yesterday all the time. - Charles F. Kettering

Children need the freedom and time to play. Play is not a luxury. Play is a necessity. - Kay R. Jamison

At no time is freedom of speech more precious than when a man hits his thumb with a hammer. - Marshall Lumsden

Whether it's the best of times or the worst of times, it's the only time we've got. - Art Buchwald

No artist is ahead of his time. He is his time. It is just that the others are behind the time. - Martha Graham

Even a wise man knows doubt from time to time, it is the fool who allows it to rule his judgement. - Jennifer Hudock

All good things were at one time bad things; every original sin has developed into an original virtue. - Friedrich Wilhelm Nietzsche

The advantage of a bad memory is that one enjoys several times the same good things for the first time. - Friedrich Wilhelm Nietzsche

God gave men both a penis and a brain, but unfortunately not enough blood supply to run both at the same time. - Robin Williams

Service is the rent we pay for being. It is the very purpose of life, and not something you do in your spare time. - Marion Wright Edelman

I was a Democrat for a period of time early on. And then I was also an independent. And then I became a Republican. - Donald Trump

That old law about "an eye for an eye" leaves everybody blind. The time is always right to do the right thing. - Rev. Martin Luther King Jr.

You're the guy that'll be sneaking out of your bedroom at three o'clock in the morning to look at your bike. - Paul Teutul

When you're following your energy and doing what you want all the time, the distinction between work and play dissolves. - Shakti Gawain

Fairies have to be one thing or the other, because being so small they unfortunately have room for one feeling only at a time. - J.M. Barrie

The world, the race, the soul - in space and time the universes,
All bound as is befitting each - all surely going somewhere. - Walt Whitman

She knows that feeling too. Of believing that each time someone says her name, it’s to tell her that something bad has happened. - Melina Marchetta

Dig trenches? With our men being killed off like flies?
There isn't time to dig trenches. We'll have to buy them ready made. - Groucho Marx

A giraffe's coffee would be cold by the time it reached the bottom of its throat. Ever think about that? No. You only think about yourself. - Unknown

Freedom comes only to those who no longer ask of life that it shall yield them any of those personal goods that are subject to the mutations of time. - Bertrand Russell


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