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The hardest thing to do is win it the second time. - Red Auerbach

Time goes by fast when you're avoiding homework. - Unknown

The two most powerful warriors are patience and time. - Leo Tolstoy

To sway an audience, you must watch them as you speak. - C. Kent Wright

Time is like the ocean, always there, always different. - Ogden Nash

Lawyers spend a great deal of their time shoveling smoke. - Oliver Wendell Holmes, Jr.

Before eating, always take a little time to thank the food. - Arapaho Proverb

Forever is a long time, but not as long as it was yesterday. - Dennis H'Orgnies

I can't clean house and save the world at the same time. - Unknown

When was the last time you did something for the first time? - Unknown

The mark of a good book is it changes every time you read it. - Anderson Cooper

Players with fight never lose a game, they just run out of time. - John Wooden

It's only supposed to take off a little microscope at a time. - Archie Bunker

Time misspent in youth is sometimes all the freedom one ever has. - Anita Brookner

I am a marvelous housekeeper. Every time I leave a man, I keep his house. - Zsa Zsa Gabor

Never regret anything because at one time it was exactly what you wanted. - Unknown

The best time to plant a tree was 20 years ago. The second best time is now. - Chinese Proverb

If men knew how women pass the time when they are alone, they'd never marry. - O. Henry

We waste time looking for the perfect lover, instead of creating the perfect love. - Tom Robbins

By the time a man is wise enough to watch his step, he's too old to go anywhere. - Billy Crystal

The rich take life one financial year at a time. The poor take life one meal at a time. - Mokokoma Mokhonoana

Life is now. There was never a time when your life was not now, nor will there ever be. - Eckhart Tolle

Show me a guy who's afraid to look bad, and I'll show you a guy you can beat every time. - Lou Brock

You have to calendar time for yourself even if you have no idea what you're going to do with it. - Susie Bright

Let the refining and improving of your own life keep you so busy that you have little time to criticize others. - H. Jackson Brown Jr.

A man with a career can have no time to waste upon his wife and friends; he has to devote it wholly to his enemies. - John Hobbes

I remember the time I was kidnapped and they sent back a piece of my finger to my father. He said he wanted more proof. - Rodney Dangerfield

Tarry a moment to watch the chaos of a playground, crayola-colored shirts of running children, all trying out their wings. - Dr. SunWolf

Every time a child says, "I don't believe in fairies," there is a little fairy somewhere that falls down dead. - Sir James M. Barrie

After a time, you may find that having is not so pleasing a thing after all as wanting. It is not logical, but is often true. - Leonard Nimoy

When was the last time anybody saw us beating, let's say, China in a trade deal? They kill us. I beat China all the time. - Donald Trump

I am like a pelican of the wilderness: I am like an owl of the desert. I watch, and am as a sparrow alone upon the house-top. - Bible

Fairies have to be one thing or the other, because being so small they unfortunately have room for one feeling only at a time. - J.M. Barrie

Education is an admirable thing, but it is well to remember from time to time that nothing that is worth knowing can be taught. - Oscar Wilde

Maybe I couldn’t be dafter,
But I keep wondering if this time we settle our differences before a war instead of after. - Ogden Nash

If I'm losing balance in a pose, I stretch higher and God reaches down to steady me. It works every time, and not just in yoga. - T. Guillemets

Worrying is the most natural and spontaneous of all human functions. It is time to acknowledge this, perhaps even to learn to do it better. - Lewis Thomas

Q: When is the perfect time?
A: Who can say, but probably somewhere between haste and delay - and it's usually most wise to start today. - Rasheed Ogunlaru

Deadlines aren't bad. They help you organize your time. They help you set priorities. They make you get going when you might not feel like it. - Harvey Mackay

Change will not come if we wait for some other person or some other time. We are the ones we've been waiting for. We are the change that we seek. - Barack Obama


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