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I work until beer o'clock. - Stephen King

The days you work are the best days. - Georgia O'Keeffe

The harder you work, the luckier you get. - Gary Player

Incentives are what get people to work harder. - Nikita Khruschev

Work spares us from three evils: boredom, vice, and need. - Voltaire

Learn to work harder on yourself than you do on your job. - Jim Rohn

Early to bed, early to rise, work like hell and advertise. - Ted Turner

Work expands to fill the time available for its completion. - Cyril Northcote Parkinson

The key to success? Work hard, stay focused and marry a Kennedy. - Arnold Schwarzenegger

A lot of people quit looking for work as soon as they find a job. - Zig Ziglar

Work before pleasure - for there is no real pleasure without work. - Unknown

Liberty don't work as good in practice as it does in speeches. - Will Rogers

Amateurs wait for inspiration. The real pros get up and go to work. - Harvey Mackay

The human race is faced with a cruel choice: work or daytime television. - Dave Barry

The best work is not what is most difficult for you; it is what you do best. - Jean-Paul Sartre

Work and play are words used to describe the same thing under differing conditions. - Mark Twain

Do not hire a man who does your work for money, but him who does it for love of it. - Henry David Thoreau

Half the work that is done in this world is to make things appear what they are not. - Elias Root Beadle

If a man smiles all the time he's probably selling something that doesn't work. - George Carlin

Just as there are no little people or unimportant lives, there is no insignificant work. - Elena Bonner

I used to work in a fire hydrant factory. You couldn't park anywhere near the place. - Steven Wright

I never looked at hockey as work. Now that I'd finished playing, I had to go to work. - Bobby Orr

A work is perfectly finished only when nothing can be added to it and nothing taken away. - Joseph Joubert

Beauty, to me, is about being comfortable in your own skin. That, or a kick-ass red lipstick. - Gwyneth Paltrow

There's nothing you've ever been successful at that you didn't work on every day. - Will Smith

The surest way to establish your credit is to work yourself into the position of not needing any. - Maurice Switzer

They shared the chores of living as some couples do - she did most of the work and he appreciated it. - Paula Gosling

If you don't want to work, you have to work to earn enough money so that you won't have to work. - Ogden Nash

Decide what you want, what you are willing to exchange for it. Establish your priorities and go to work. - HL Hunt

Every person I work with knows something better than me. My job is to listen long enough to find it and use it. - Jack Nichols

What's a good investment? Go home from work early and spend the afternoon throwing a ball around with your son. - Ben Stein

The democracy will cease to exist when you take away from those who are willing to work and give to those who would not. - Thomas Jefferson

And we know that all things work together for good to them that love God, to them who are the called according to his purpose. - Romans 8:28

If you're interested in 'balancing' work and pleasure, stop trying to balance them. Instead make your work more pleasurable. - Donald Trump

A man who cannot work without his hypodermic needle is a poor doctor. The amount of narcotic you use is inversely proportional to your skill. - Martin H. Fischer

Oil prices have fallen lately. We include this news for the benefit of gas stations, which otherwise wouldn't learn of it for six months. - Bill Tammeus

Money is like gasoline during a road trip. You don't want to run out of gas on your trip, but you're not doing a tour of gas stations. - Tim O'Reilly

Without this playing with fantasy no creative work has ever yet come to birth. The debt we owe to the play of the imagination is incalculable. - Carl Jung

It is easy - terribly easy - to shake a man's faith in himself. To take advantage of that, to break a man's spirit, is devil's work. - George Bernard Shaw

Charity is a very personal equation, like we say charity begins at home. It starts with your immediate help in the house: the people who work for you. - Malaika A. Khan


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