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Rising cost of gas in Middle East results in slower transportation

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Going farther on a full tank of methane

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The days you work are the best days. - Georgia O'Keeffe

Dreams don't work unless you do. - John C Maxwell

A woman's work is never done - by men. - Unknown

Nothing you can't spell will ever work. - Will Rogers

Life is "trying things to see if they work". - Ray Bradbury

A work of art which did not begin in emotion is not art. - Paul Cezanne

When your work speaks for itself, don’t interrupt. - Henry J. Kaiser

Cessation of work is not accompanied by cessation of expenses. - Cato the Elder

The more I want to get something done, the less I call it work. - Richard Bach

When you play, play hard; when you work, don't play at all. - Theodore Roosevelt

Real success is finding your lifework in the work that you love. - David McCullough

A lot of people quit looking for work as soon as they find a job. - Zig Ziglar

I like work; it fascinates me. I can sit and look at it for hours. - Jerome K. Jerome

My wife and I are getting remarried. Our divorce didn't work out. - Rodney Dangerfield

Things work out best for those who make the best of how things work out. - John Wooden

Man - a creature made at the end of the week's work when God was tired. - Mark Twain

A man's face is his autobiography. A woman's face is her work of fiction. - Oscar Wilde

Housework is work directly opposed to the possibility of human self-actualization. - Ann Oakley

Half the work that is done in this world is to make things appear what they are not. - Elias Root Beadle

Life, in all ranks and situations, is an outward occupation, an actual and active work. - W. Humboldt

The highest reward for your work is not what you get for it, but what you become by it. - John C Maxwell

I never looked at hockey as work. Now that I'd finished playing, I had to go to work. - Bobby Orr

My favorite puzzle is trying to work out the parts myself, after all it is a solo effort. - Adrian Belew

Be steady and well-ordered in your life so that you can be fierce and original in your work. - Gustave Flaubert

Never work just for money or power. They won't save your soul or help you sleep at night. - Marian Wright Edelman

Copy nature and you infringe on the work of our Lord. Interpret nature and you are an artist. - Jacques Lipchitz

If I don't work, I'll be sitting on the couch watching TV, eating popcorn and getting like a cow. - Celia Cruz

Always get married in the morning. That way if it doesn't work out, you haven't wasted the whole day. - Mickey Rooney

It is our art that has an opportunity to leave a footprint in the sand. They don't wrap fish in our work. - Hugh N Jacobsen

One machine can do the work of a hundred ordinary men, but no machine can do the work of one extraordinary man. - Elbert Hubbard

Work like you don't need the money, dance like no one is watching, and love like you've never been hurt. - Mark Twain

One of the endearing things about mathematicians is the extent to which they will go to avoid doing any real work. - Matthew Pordage

Tennis was never work for me, tennis was fun. And the tougher the battle and the longer the match, the more fun I had. - Jimmy Connors

And we know that all things work together for good to them that love God, to them who are the called according to his purpose. - Romans 8:28

I think Mr. Smithers picked me because of my motivational skills. Everyone says they have to work a lot harder when I'm around. - Homer Simpson

The three great essentials to achieve anything worthwhile are first, hard work; second, stick-to-itiveness; and third, common sense. - Thomas Edison

It's said in Hollywood that you should always forgive your enemies because you never know when you'll have to work with them. - Lana Turner

There are two ways you can get through pain. You can let it destroy you, or you can use it as fuel to drive you: to dream bigger, to work harder. - Taylor Swift

Lincolnshire is the Idaho of England. You were either going to drive a tractor for the rest of your life or head for the city to work in a factory. - Bernie Taupin

Ego stops you from getting things done and getting people to work with you. That's why I firmly believe that ego and success are not compatible. - Harvey Mackay


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