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I work until beer o'clock. - Stephen King

The human body is the best work of art. - Jess C. Scott

My grandmother made dying her life's work. - Hugh Leonard

It's a poor rule that won't work both ways. - Frederick Douglass

Ingenuity, plus courage, plus work, equals miracles. - Bob Richards

It's hotter than a snake's ass in a wagon rut. - Robin Williams

Learn to work harder on yourself than you do on your job. - Jim Rohn

I find that the harder I work, the more luck I seem to have. - Thomas Jefferson

The more I want to get something done, the less I call it work. - Richard Bach

Work banishes those three great evils: boredom, vice, and poverty. - Voltaire

Liberty don't work as good in practice as it does in speeches. - Will Rogers

Careful thinking and hard work will solve nearly all your problems. - Ullery

There is time for work. And time for love. That leaves no other time. - Coco Chanel

It is impossible to enjoy idling unless there is plenty of work to do. - Jerome K Jerome

The best preparation for tomorrow is to do today's work superbly well. - William Osler

There is no place where success comes before work, except in the dictionary. - Donald Kimball

The artist is nothing without the gift, but the gift is nothing without work. - Emile Zola

Plans are only good intentions unless they immediately degenerate into hard work. - Peter F Drucker

I believe in moderation. I work on genealogy only on days that end in 'y'. - Richard Thiesen

If I have one advantage, it's that I will try to work harder than the next guy. - Jay Leno

Half the work that is done in this world is to make things appear what they are not. - Elias Root Beadle

No honest work of man or woman "fails"; it feeds the sum of all human action. - Michelene Wandor

I used to work in a fire hydrant factory. You couldn't park anywhere near the place. - Steven Wright

Work for the Lord. The pay isn't much, but the retirement plan is out of this world. - Unknown

My favorite puzzle is trying to work out the parts myself, after all it is a solo effort. - Adrian Belew

Which is probably the reason why I work exclusively in black and white... to highlight that contrast. - Leonard Nimoy

Be glad of life because it gives you the chance to love, to work, to play and to look up at the stars. - Henry van Dyke

If you don't want to work, you have to work to earn enough money so that you won't have to work. - Ogden Nash

I'm a farm boy. If we need five people to haul in hay, we don't take one and just work them to death. - Lincoln Davis

I used to work at the unemployment office. I hated it because when they fired me, I had to show up at work anyway. - Wally Wang

One of the endearing things about mathematicians is the extent to which they will go to avoid doing any real work. - Matthew Pordage

If you start by promising what you don't even have yet, you'll lose your desire to work towards getting it. - Paulo Coelho

I think people should be allowed to do anything they want. We haven't tried that for a while. Maybe this time it'll work. - George Carlin

If you really want something in this life, you have to work for it. Now quiet, they're about to announce the lottery numbers! - Homer Simpson

I think Mr. Smithers picked me because of my motivational skills. Everyone says they have to work a lot harder when I'm around. - Homer Simpson

Halloween is one of my favorite days of the year. I have a strict rule: I don't work on Halloween and I won't travel on Halloween. - Simon Sinek

Oil prices have fallen lately. We include this news for the benefit of gas stations, which otherwise wouldn't learn of it for six months. - Bill Tammeus

Money is like gasoline during a road trip. You don't want to run out of gas on your trip, but you're not doing a tour of gas stations. - Tim O'Reilly

Lincolnshire is the Idaho of England. You were either going to drive a tractor for the rest of your life or head for the city to work in a factory. - Bernie Taupin

Ego stops you from getting things done and getting people to work with you. That's why I firmly believe that ego and success are not compatible. - Harvey Mackay


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