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What a piece of work is man! - William Shakespeare

What isn't tried won't work. - Claude McDonald

Dreams don't work unless you do. - John C Maxwell

Give me a man who sings at his work. - Thomas Carlyle

The human body is the best work of art. - Jess C. Scott

The harder you work, the luckier you get. - Gary Player

I do begin to perceive that I am made an ass. - William Shakespeare

The only way to do great work is to love what you do. - Steve Jobs

Hard work is exhilarating; worrying hard is a killer. - Joe Segal

McEnroe has got to sit down and work out where he stands. - Fred Perry

Hard work is the best remedy for all of life's trials. - Unknown

The more I want to get something done, the less I call it work. - Richard Bach

Real success is finding your lifework in the work that you love. - David McCullough

I like work; it fascinates me. I can sit and look at it for hours. - Jerome K. Jerome

There is time for work. And time for love. That leaves no other time. - Coco Chanel

It is impossible to enjoy idling unless there is plenty of work to do. - Jerome K Jerome

Thunder is good, thunder is impressive, but it is lightning that does the work. - Mark Twain

Here lies the body of Jonathan Blake.
Stepped on the gas instead of the brake. - Jonathan Blake

I'm a great believer in luck, and I find the harder I work the more I have of it. - Thomas Jefferson

Creativity comes from trust. Trust your instincts. And never hope more than you work. - Rita Mae Brown

If a man smiles all the time he's probably selling something that doesn't work. - George Carlin

Just as there are no little people or unimportant lives, there is no insignificant work. - Elena Bonner

I always try to go the extra mile at work, but my boss always find me and brings me back. - Joe-kster

There's nothing you've ever been successful at that you didn't work on every day. - Will Smith

Sometimes you have to work hard for what you want. Sometimes, hard work is what makes it precious. - Ute Carbone

A lot of what passes for depression these days is nothing more than a body saying that it needs work. - Geoffrey Norman

He inherited some good instincts from his Quaker forebears but by diligent hard work, he overcame them. - James Reston

I don't want to achieve immortality through my work. I want to achieve immortality through not dying. - Woody Allen

It is our art that has an opportunity to leave a footprint in the sand. They don't wrap fish in our work. - Hugh N Jacobsen

Too often, sales reps simply regurgitate their presentations and expect to land the sale. It doesn't work. - Harvey Mackay

Work like you don't need the money, dance like no one is watching, and love like you've never been hurt. - Mark Twain

If you start by promising what you don't even have yet, you'll lose your desire to work towards getting it. - Paulo Coelho

I do not see how a man can work on the frontiers of physics and write poetry at the same time. They are in opposition. - Paul Dirac

Every day I get up and look through the Forbes list of the richest people in America. If I'm not there, I go to work. - Robert Orben

If you really want something in this life, you have to work for it. Now quiet, they're about to announce the lottery numbers! - Homer Simpson

We've got to work to save our children and do it with full respect for the fact that if we do not, no one else is going to do it. - Dorothy Height

Oil prices have fallen lately. We include this news for the benefit of gas stations, which otherwise wouldn't learn of it for six months. - Bill Tammeus

I do not love to work out, but if I stick to exercising every day and put the right things in my mouth, then my diabetes just stays in check. - Halle Berry

Without this playing with fantasy no creative work has ever yet come to birth. The debt we owe to the play of the imagination is incalculable. - Carl Jung

Lincolnshire is the Idaho of England. You were either going to drive a tractor for the rest of your life or head for the city to work in a factory. - Bernie Taupin


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