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Didn't he take the exercise tax off cars? - Archie Bunker

Feminism is a wonderful idea until the car goes wrong. - Nicola Zweig

Not doing more than average is what keeps the average down. - William M. Winans

Writing free verse is like playing tennis with the net down. - Robert Frost

A bore is a person who lights up the room simply by leaving it. - L.J. Peter

One hour of right-down love is worth an age of dully living on. - Aphra Behn

Everybody sooner or later sits down to a banquet of consequences. - Unknown

Old statisticians never die, they are just broken down by age and sex. - Unknown

Be nice to people on your way up because you meet them on your way down. - Jimmy Durante

Children really brighten up a household. They never turn the lights off. - Ralph Bus

I'll be down in the front row with a basket of last month's eggs. - WC Fields

Symptoms are the body's mother tongue; signs are in a foreign language. - John Brown

Tell the negative committee that meets inside your head to sit down and shut up. - Ann Bradford

Greater love has no man than this, that a man lay down his life for his friends. - Jesus

When a man opens a car door for his wife, it's either a new car or a new wife. - Prince Philip

If a door slams shut it means that God is pointing to an open door further on down. - Anna Delaney Peale

My movies are usually about stripping off the makeup, getting down to the skeleton. - Michael Douglas

The lead car is absolutely unique, except for the one behind it which is identical. - Murray Walker

Drive-in banks were established so most of the cars today could see their real owners. - E. Joseph Crossman

Every time you walk down the street people are screaming, "You're fired!" - Donald Trump

I object to people running down the future. I intend to live the rest of my life there. - Charles F Kettering

If you burn your neighbor's house down, it doesn't make your house look any better. - Lou Holtz

A dog teaches a boy fidelity, perseverance, and to turn around three times before lying down. - Robert Benchley

I replaced the headlights in my car with strobe lights, so it looks like I'm the only one moving. - Steven Wright

They want people like your mother down there because they know they ain't got no pre-conscrewed ideas. - Archie Bunker

You can't win, Darth. Strike me down, and I will become more powerful than you could possibly imagine. - Obi Wan Kenobi

They're picking bananas in Brazil and them Indians down there, they don't care about what you look like. - Archie Bunker

I walk like a duck: very straight up and down. Or like a penguin. It's a dead giveaway that I'm a dancer. - David Hallberg

I heard his library burned down and both books were destroyed - and one of them hadn't even been colored in yet. - Robertson Davies

I think people should have fun. And don't get so down on yourself. Enjoy life and be the best person you can be. - Keke Palmer

If you're walking down the right path and you're willing to keep walking, eventually you'll make progress. - Barack Obama

If you see ten troubles coming down the road, you can be sure that nine will run into the ditch before they reach you. - Calvin Coolidge

One has to secrete a jelly in which to slip quotations down people's throats, and one always secretes too much jelly. - Virginia Woolf

Neither a wise man nor a brave man lies down on the tracks of history to wait for the train of the future to run over him. - Dwight D Eisenhower

I'm not a car guy. The subway gets me where I need to go efficiently and cheaply, and I don't worry about traffic. - Joe Scarborough

Is fuel efficiency really what we need most desperately? I say what we really need is a car that can be shot when it breaks down. - George Carlin

You know you're getting old when you stoop to tie your shoelaces and wonder what else you could do while you're down there. - George Burns

When my time on Earth is gone and my activities here are past, I want that they should bury me upside down so my critics can kiss my ass. - Bobby Knight

Man has made 32 million laws since the Commandments were handed down to Moses on Mount Sinai... but he has never improved on God's law. - Cecil B. DeMille

When I have an idea, I turn down the flame, as if it were a little alcohol stove, as low as it will go. Then it explodes and that is my idea. - Ernest Hemingway


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