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Friends are God's apology for relatives. - Hugh Kingsmill

Strangers are friends that you have yet to meet. - Roberta Lieberman

All your friends are gonna be green with envious. - Archie Bunker

The best way to keep your friends is not to give them away. - Wilson Mizner

A good book is the best of friends, the same today and forever. - Martin F Tupper

He will never have true friends who is afraid of making enemies. - William Hazlitt

He hasn't an enemy in the world, but all his friends hate him. - Unknown

A wise man gets more use from his enemies than a fool from his friends. - Baltasar Gracian

I wanted to promote skateboarding as much as possible through different media. - Tony Hawk

We make our friends. We make our enemies. But God makes our next-door neighbour. - G K Chesterton

Greater love has no man than this, that a man lay down his life for his friends. - Jesus

My twitter has become so powerful that I can actually make my enemies tell the truth. - Donald Trump

Though so trifling, the success of our first Buffalo hunt gave us quite a social lift. - Ernest T. Seton

If you want to make peace, you don't talk to your friends. You talk to your enemies. - Moshe Dayan

Why do I have to follow CNN on Twitter? If I want to follow CNN, I can follow them on CNN. - Jon Stewart

In the End, we will remember not the words of our enemies, but the silence of our friends. - Martin Luther King Jr.

Prosperity makes friends and adversity tries them. A true friend is one soul in two bodies. - Aristotle

Drama does not just walk into our lives. Either we create it, invite it, or associate with it. - Brandi L. Bates

Tart words make no friends: A spoonful of honey will catch more flies than a gallon of vinegar. - Benjamin Franklin

Keep your eye out for hot topics and trends. The media is constantly looking for timely stories. - Jim Kukral

I figure if I have my health, can pay the rent and I have my friends, I call it "content." - Lauren Bacall

The way you can understand all of the social media is as the creation of a new kind of public space. - Danah Boyd

I have a great relationship with the blacks. I've always had a great relationship with the blacks. - Donald Trump

The drink and I have been friends for so long, it would be a pity for me to leave without one last kiss. - Turlough O'Carolan

Don't make friends who are comfortable to be with. Make friends who will force you to lever yourself up. - Thomas J. Watson Sr.

Idealism is like a castle in the air if it is not based on a solid foundation of social and political realism. - Claude McKay

Whenever a man's friends begin to compliment him about looking young, he may be sure they think he is getting old. - Washington Irving

I like thieves. Some of my best friends are thieves. Why, just last week we had the president of the bank over for dinner. - WC Fields

Every country must be absolutely free to adopt the type of economic, political and social system that it considers convenient. - Fidel Castro

It's really hard to maintain a one-on-one relationship if the other person is not going to allow me to be with other people. - Axl Rose

As we grow up we think we lose our friends. But the truth is that we don't lose friends, we just learn who the real ones are. - Unknown

I once sent a dozen of my friends a telegram saying "flee at once - all is discovered." They all left town immediately. - Mark Twain

She's so fat she's my two best friends. She wears stretch caftans. She's got more chins than the Chinese telephone directory. - Joan Rivers

I'll paddle board, swim in the ocean, roll in the sand, soak up the sun, eat good food, be with friends and family and go fishing with my dad. - Behati Prinsloo

The formula for a successful relationship is simple: Treat all disasters as if they were trivialities, but never treat a triviality as if it were a disaster. - Quentin Crisp

You can make more friends in two months by becoming genuinely interested in other people than you can in two years by trying to get other people interested in you. - Dale Carnegie

The great lesson is that the sacred is in the ordinary, that it is to be found in one's daily life, in one's neighbors, friends and family, in one's backyard. - Abraham Maslow

I owe much to my friends; but, all things considered, it strikes me that I owe even more to my enemies. The real person springs life under a sting even better than under a caress. - Andre Gide

Never idealize others. They will never live up to your expectations. Don't over-analyze your relationships. Stop playing games. A growing relationship can only be nurtured by genuineness. - Leo F. Buscaglia

When I first heard about the campaign to get me to host Saturday Night Live, I didn't know what Facebook was. And now that I do know what it is, I have to say, it sounds like a huge waste of time! - Betty White


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