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Music is the shorthand of emotion. - Leo Tolstoy

Numb the dark and you numb the light. - Brene Brown

Music describes what words can't. - Unknown

He lights up a room when he leaves it. - Henny Youngman

Without music, life would be a mistake. - Friedrich Wilhelm Nietzsche

Extraordinary how potent cheap music is. - Noel Coward

Country music is three chords and the truth. - Harlan Howard

Rock and roll: music for the neck downwards. - Keith Richards

Music is a higher revelation than philosophy. - Ludwig Van Beethoven

Music is well said to be the speech of angels. - Thomas Carlyle

Music is what our soul sounds like when it sings. - Xila Toro

Making music should not be left to the professionals. - Michelle Shocked

Following the light of the sun, we left the Old World. - Christopher Columbus

Of all noises, I think music is the least disagreeable. - Samuel Johnson

Music is the art which is most nigh to tears and memory. - Oscar Wilde

It's better to light a candle than curse the darkness. - Chinese Proverb

Learning music by reading about it is like making love by mail. - Luciano Pavarotti

One good thing about music, when it hits you, you feel no pain. - Bob Marley

People haven't always been there for me, but music always has. - Taylor Swift

Classical music is the kind we keep thinking will turn into a tune. - Kin Hubbard

Music is the divine way to tell beautiful, poetic things to the heart. - Pablo Casals

The power of music feels like taking a a nice brake from this busy world. - Millie DeWitt

Music is the only language in which you cannot say a mean or sarcastic thing. - John Erskine

Chains of habit are too light to be felt until they are too heavy to be broken. - Warren Buffet

Music, the greatest good that mortals know and all of heaven we have hear below. - Joseph Addison

There are dark shadows on the earth, but its lights are stronger in the contrast. - Charles Dickens

Music has charms to sooth a savage breast, to soften rocks, or bend a knotted oak. - William Congreve

Don't tell me the moon is shining; show me the glint of light on broken glass. - Anton Chekhov

I think my music is like anchovies - some people like it, some people get nauseous. - Barry Manilow

There are two ways of spreading light: to be the candle or the mirror that reflects it. - Edith Wharton

Whenever you see darkness, there is extraordinary opportunity for the light to burn brighter. - Bono

A hundred years from now, people will listen to the music of the Beatles the same way we listen to Mozart. - Paul McCartney

The next woman who gets hold of me is gonna light up like a pinball machine and pay off in silver dollars. - Jack Nicholson

What sounds to you like a big load of trashy noise... is in fact... the brilliant music of a genius... myself. - Iggy Pop

I think that most people would rather face the light of a real enemy than the darkness of their imagined fears. - Max Brooks

Music is your own experience, your thoughts, your wisdom. If you don't live it, it won't come out of your horn. - Charlie Parker

It is obvious that we can no more explain a passion to a person who has never experienced it than we can explain light to the blind. - T S Eliot

Music is the great uniter. An incredible force. Something that people who differ on everything and anything else can have in common. - Sarah Dessen

The difficulties you meet will resolve themselves as you advance. Proceed, and light will dawn and shine with increasing clearness on your path. - Jim Rohn

Think while walking, walk while thinking, and let writing be but the light pause, as the body on a walk rests in contemplation of wide open spaces. - Frederic Gros


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