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Drum Kit Chandelier

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Drum Kit Chandelier thanks to Idske Mulder, The Netherlands

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Music is the soundtrack of your life. - Dick Clark

Put the light out, and all women are alike. - German Proverb

Country music is three chords and the truth. - Harlan Howard

Life is a rollercoaster. Try to eat a light lunch. - David A. Schmaltz

My dad's Irish music was such a huge influence. - Dido Armstrong

My music is best understood by children and animals. - Igor Stravinsky

Making music should not be left to the professionals. - Michelle Shocked

Life exists for the love of music or beautiful things. - G K Chesterton

Dancing can reveal all the mystery that music conceals. - Charles Baudelaire

Music is my mistress, and she plays second fiddle to no one. - Duke Ellington

Are you really sure that a floor can't also be a ceiling? - M.C. Escher

The sweetest music in the world to every person is his own name. - Unknown

There is a crack in everything. That's how the light gets in. - Leonard Cohen

I have a feeling my Check Liver Light may come on this weekend. - Unknown

All music is folk music. I ain't never heard no horse sing a song. - Louis Armstrong

Children really brighten up a household. They never turn the lights off. - Ralph Bus

If I could light my own farts I could fly to the moon or at least Uranus. - Robin Williams

All the good music has already been written by people with wigs and stuff. - Frank Zappa

There was nothing in the dark that wasn't there when the lights were on. - Rod Serling

Music is the only language in which you cannot say a mean or sarcastic thing. - John Erskine

Each soul is tuned to a different pitch. Music is about harmonizing the soul. - Wu-Tang Clan

There is a light at the end of the tunnel... hopefully its not a freight train! - Mariah Carey

Usually a Range Rover would be beaten away from the lights by a diesel powered wheelbarrow. - Jeremy Clarkson

We have been too long in darkness. Once already we have been in the light, and we want it again. - Alexander Dubcek

Words make you think a thought. Music makes you feel a feeling. A song makes you feel a thought. - E Y Harburg

The art of art, the glory of expression, and the sunshine of the light of letters, is simplicity. - Walt Whitman

You get the best effort from others not by lighting a fire beneath them, but by building a fire within. - Bob Nelson

A hundred years from now, people will listen to the music of the Beatles the same way we listen to Mozart. - Paul McCartney

The next woman who gets hold of me is gonna light up like a pinball machine and pay off in silver dollars. - Jack Nicholson

Politicians are people who, when they see light at the end of the tunnel, go out and buy some more tunnel. - John Quinton

The mind of a bigot is like the pupil of the eye. The more light you shine on it, the more it will contract. - Oliver Wendell Homes, Jr.

What's the earth with all its art, verse, music, worth -
Compared with love, found, gained, and kept? - Robert Browning

I think that most people would rather face the light of a real enemy than the darkness of their imagined fears. - Max Brooks

Music makes one feel so romantic - at least it always gets on one's nerves - which is the same thing nowadays. - Oscar Wilde

The wireless music box has no imaginable commercial value. Who would pay for a message sent to nobody in particular? - David Sarnoff

We can easily forgive a child who is afraid of the dark; the real tragedy of life is when men are afraid of the light. - Plato

I hooked up my accelerator pedal in my car to my brake lights. I hit the gas, people behind me stop, and I'm gone. - Steven Wright

Disability is a way of getting some extremity, some kind of very difficult situation, that throws an interesting light on people. - Mark Haddon

You can tell it's good if you light it and a blue flame comes up; that means it's good moonshine and it won't make you go blind. - Johnny Knoxville

And God said, 'Let there be light' and there was light, but the Electricity Board said He would have to wait until Thursday to be connected. - Spike Milligan


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