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Drum Kit Chandelier

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Drum Kit Chandelier thanks to Idske Mulder, The Netherlands

Lights out for the warehouse drummer

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He lights up a room when he leaves it. - Henny Youngman

What is to give light must endure burning. - Viktor Frankl

Wagner's music is better than it sounds. - Mark Twain

A candle loses nothing by lighting another candle. - Unknown

Life is one grand, sweet song, so start the music. - Ronald Reagan

Making music should not be left to the professionals. - Michelle Shocked

Following the light of the sun, we left the Old World. - Christopher Columbus

Too many pieces of music finish too long after the end. - Igor Stravinsky

Sometimes that light at the end of the tunnel is a train. - Charles Barkley

It's better to light a candle than curse the darkness. - Chinese Proverb

You just pick a chord, go twang, and you've got music. - Sid Vicious

Yoga is almost like music in a way; there's no end to it. - Sting

The sweetest music in the world to every person is his own name. - Unknown

Life is a rich strain of music, suggesting a realm too fair to be. - George William Curtis

Nothing is capable of being well set to music that is not nonsense. - Joseph Addison

Faith is the bird that feels the light when the dawn is still dark. - Rabindranath Tagore

I have a feeling my Check Liver Light may come on this weekend. - Unknown

All music is folk music. I ain't never heard no horse sing a song. - Louis Armstrong

If I could light my own farts I could fly to the moon or at least Uranus. - Robin Williams

Kids: they dance before they learn there is anything that isn't music. - William Stafford

We cannot hold a torch to light another's path without brightening our own. - Unknown

Chains of habit are too light to be felt until they are too heavy to be broken. - Warren Buffet

Truth is like heat or light; its vibrations are endless, and are endlessly felt. - Margaret Deland

The trouble with dancing naked is that not everything stops when the music does. - Unknown

Who is more foolish, the child afraid of the dark or the man afraid of the light? - Maurice Freehill

There are dark shadows on the earth, but its lights are stronger in the contrast. - Charles Dickens

The landscape of Texas is in all my work. It's that light; it's that sky. - Robert Wilson

There are two ways of spreading light: to be the candle or the mirror that reflects it. - Edith Wharton

If I get married again, I want a guy there with a drum to do rim shots during the vows. - Sam Kinison

Great music is as much about the space between the notes as it is about the notes themselves. - Sting

Oh say can you see, by the dawn's early light. What so proudly we hailed. Of thee I sing. - Archie Bunker

The art of art, the glory of expression, and the sunshine of the light of letters, is simplicity. - Walt Whitman

I replaced the headlights in my car with strobe lights, so it looks like I'm the only one moving. - Steven Wright

Whatever music sounds like, I am glad to say that it does not sound in the smallest degree like German. - Oscar Wilde

I think Paul McGuinness and U2 created the Irish music industry. It certainly wasn't there before that. - Van Morrison

Music makes one feel so romantic - at least it always gets on one's nerves - which is the same thing nowadays. - Oscar Wilde

I hooked up my accelerator pedal in my car to my brake lights. I hit the gas, people behind me stop, and I'm gone. - Steven Wright

Morals are an acquirement - like music, like a foreign language, like piety, poker, paralysis - no man is born with them. - Mark Twain

If I were a flower,
humming bird would be my favourite bee
And If I were blind,
the light of darkness I'd love to see - Munia Khan

Music embodies feeling without forcing it to contend and combine with thought, as it is forced in most arts and especially in the art of words. - Franz Liszt


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