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He has Van Gogh's ear for music. - Billy Wilder

Canned music is like audible wallpaper. - Alistair Cooke

Without music, life would be a mistake. - Friedrich Wilhelm Nietzsche

Music is well said to be the speech of angels. - Thomas Carlyle

Music is spiritual. The music business is not. - Van Morrison

A proverb is much light condensed in one flash. - Simmons

Music is what our soul sounds like when it sings. - Xila Toro

You can't touch music, but music can touch you. - Mordecai

Following the light of the sun, we left the Old World. - Christopher Columbus

Writing about music is like dancing about architecture. - Elvis Costello

It's better to light a candle than curse the darkness. - Chinese Proverb

Beauty is not in the face; beauty is a light in the heart. - Kahlil Gibran

Yoga is almost like music in a way; there's no end to it. - Sting

Classical music is the kind we keep thinking will turn into a tune. - Kin Hubbard

Education is not the filling of a pail, but the lighting of a fire. - William Butler Yeats

Country music has always been the best shrink that 15 bucks can buy. - Dierks Bentley

Kids: they dance before they learn there is anything that isn't music. - William Stafford

My loathings are simple: stupidity, oppression, crime, cruelty, soft music. - Vladimir Nabokov

There was nothing in the dark that wasn't there when the lights were on. - Rod Serling

Music is the only language in which you cannot say a mean or sarcastic thing. - John Erskine

We cannot hold a torch to light another's path without brightening our own. - Unknown

Treat your friends as you do your pictures, and place them in their best light. - Jennie Jerome Churchill

The trouble with dancing naked is that not everything stops when the music does. - Unknown

Most people live and die with their music still unplayed. They never dare to try. - Mary Kay Ash

I think my music is like anchovies - some people like it, some people get nauseous. - Barry Manilow

Film is one of the three universal languages, the other two: mathematics and music. - Frank Capra

My advice would be if you want to pursue a career in the music business, don't. - Simon Cowell

There are two ways of spreading light: to be the candle or the mirror that reflects it. - Edith Wharton

Music is everybody's possession. It's only publishers who think that people own it. - John Lennon

Whenever you see darkness, there is extraordinary opportunity for the light to burn brighter. - Bono

It is simply my life, music. I live it, breathe it, talk with it. I am almost unconscious of it. - Arthur Rubinstein

You get the best effort from others not by lighting a fire beneath them, but by building a fire within. - Bob Nelson

A hundred years from now, people will listen to the music of the Beatles the same way we listen to Mozart. - Paul McCartney

The baby bat
Screamed out in fright,
'Turn on the dark,
I'm afraid of the light.' - Shel Silverstein

In a weird kind of way, music has afforded me an idealism and perfectionism that I could never attain as me. - Billy Corgan

Love would never be a promise of a rose garden unless it is showered with light of faith, water of sincerity and air of passion. - Unknown

Disability is a way of getting some extremity, some kind of very difficult situation, that throws an interesting light on people. - Mark Haddon

Human beings will line up for miles to buy a bucket of catastrophes, but don't try selling sunshine and light; you'll go broke. - Chuck Jones

It is quite untrue that British people don't appreciate music. They may not understand it but they absolutely love the noise it makes. - Sir Thomas Beecham

I've seen whales calving in the waters off Maui, and I've watched my children being born. But music is the most beautiful thing of all. - Steven Tyler


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