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Ear Warmers

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Ear Warmers thanks to Idske Mulder, The Netherlands

Keeping warm in the Moist West Territories

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Who picks your clothes? - Stevie Wonder

He has Van Gogh's ear for music. - Billy Wilder

Problems are only opportunities in work clothes. - Henry J Kaiser

Since the house is on fire let us warm ourselves. - Italian Proverb

Distrust any enterprise that requires new clothes. - Henry David Thoreau

Motivation is when your dreams put on work clothes. - Milton Berle

Next time you give your clothes away, stay in them. - Henny Youngman

Music isn't for the eyes - it's for the ears. - Adele

Love is the magician that pulls man out of his own hat. - Ben Hecht

Be a good listener. Your ears will never get you in trouble. - Unknown

Women's clothes: never wear anything that panics the cat. - P.J. O'Rourke

A man falls in love through his eyes, a woman through her ears. - Woodrow Wyatt

Let's bask in television's warm, glowing, warming glow. - Homer Simpson

The sage wears rough clothing and holds the jewel in his heart. - Lao-Tzu

You ought to get out of those wet clothes and into a dry martini. - Mae West

The most called-upon prerequisite of a friend is an accessible ear. - Maya Angelou

A friendship that like love is warm; A love like friendship, steady. - Thomas Moore

She wears her clothes as if they were thrown on her with a pitchfork. - Jonathan Swift

It is ever so much easier to be good if your clothes are fashionable. - L.M. Montgomery

A man has no ears for that to which experience has given him no access. - Friedrich Wilhelm Nietzsche

Grammar is a piano I play by ear. All I know about grammar is its power. - Joan Didion

Death twitches my ear. "Live," he says; "I am coming." - Virgil

One of the best ways to persuade others is with your ears - by listening to them. - Dean Rusk

Nature gave us one tongue and two ears so we could hear twice as much as we speak. - Unknown

The language of the law must not be foreign to the ears of those who are to obey it. - Learned hand

Without my Vulcan cat suit, Frankenstein wig and pointed ears, I don't get recognized. - Jolene Blalock

She looked as if she had been poured into her clothes and had forgotten to say 'when'. - P G Wodehouse

A jest's prosperity lies in the ear of him that hears it, never in the tongue of him that makes it. - William Shakespeare

Drag your thoughts away from your troubles... by the ears, by the heels, or any other way you can manage it. - Mark Twain

Friendship is like peeing on yourself: everyone can see it, but only you get the warm feeling that it brings. - Unknown

I wish I could stand on a busy street corner, hat in hand and beg people to throw me all of their wasted hours. - Bernard Berenson

Where is Hollywood located? Chiefly between the ears. In that part of the American brain lately vacated by God. - Erica Jong

She wore far too much rouge last night and not quite enough clothes. That is always a sign of despair in a woman. - Oscar Wilde

I love Canada. It makes a nice hat for America. When America runs out of water, it's the first place I'll go. - Ryan Reynolds

Love is missing someone whenever you're apart, but somehow feeling warm inside because you're close in heart. - Kay Knudsen

One disadvantage of being a hog is that at any moment some blundering fool may try to make a silk purse out of your wife's ear. - J.B. Morton

On the top of the Crumpetty Tree
The Quangle Wangle sat,
But his face you could not see,
On account of his Beaver Hat. - Edward Lear

It is good for a man to invite his ghosts into his warm interior, out of the wild night, into the firelight, out of the howling dark. - A.S. Byatt

This was a very classy guy - in a sharp coat there, one of them velvet collars, and of of them pearl-gray hamburgers on his head (Homburg hat). - Archie Bunker

NBC News just called it "The Great Freeze" - coldest weather in years. Is our country still spending money on the global warming hoax? - Donald Trump


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