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Easter Preparation Down Under

We're expecting people over Easter so I did my bit and tidied up the toilet

Easter Preparation Down Under thanks to Howard Chapman

Preparing for a resurrection in Australia

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Easter is never deserved. - Jan Karon

There would be no Christmas if there was no Easter. - Gordon B. Hinckley

Easter is very important to me, it's a second chance. - Reba McEntire

Those have a short Lent who owe money to be paid at Easter. - Benjamin Franklin

I'm Jewish, so I don't know much about Easter eggs. - Simon Kinberg

Easter is meant to be a symbol of hope, renewal, and new life. - Janine di Giovanni

The world can't end today, because it's already tomorrow in Australia. - Charles M. Schulz

My mom used to say that Greek Easter was later because then you get stuff cheaper. - Amy Sedaris

When New Zealanders emigrate to Australia, it raises the average IQ of both countries. - Robert Muldoon

I built my church on Easter services, Christmas Eve services, and Norman Vincent Peale. - Robert H. Schuller

Do not abandon yourselves to despair. We are the Easter people and hallelujah is our song. - Pope John Paul II

I think it's an absolute disaster that Australia, the government, allowed kangaroo culling. - Steve Irwin

Don't worry about the world coming to an end today. It's already tomorrow in Australia. - Charles M. Schulz

Large, naked, raw carrots are acceptable as food only to those who live in hutches awaiting Easter. - Fran Lebowitz


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