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Efficient Humans

How to inspire yourself towards another pint

Efficient Humans thanks to Keith Blake

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Health food makes me sick. - Calvin Trillin

The first wealth is health. - Ralph Waldo Emerson

You can never buy beer, you just rent it. - Archie Bunker

Restore a man to his health, his purse lies open to thee. - Robert Burton

Ah, beer, my one weakness. My Achilles heel, if you will. - Homer Simpson

I have never taken any exercise except sleeping and resting. - Mark Twain

It's about 90 percent strength and 40 percent technique. - Johnny Walker

What is the use of running when we are not on the right road? - German Proverb

I often take exercise. Only yesterday I had breakfast in bed. - Oscar Wilde

There is no curing a sick man who believes himself to be in health. - Henri Amiel

In heaven there is no beer...
That's why we drink ours here. - Unknown

Being in a good frame of mind helps one keep in the picture of health. - Unknown

After exercising I always eat pizza... just kidding. I don't exercise. - Unknown

After I make a lot of money, I'll be able to afford running for office. - Christy Romano

I live in California, so I do stand-up paddle board, which is a killer workout. - Ashley Wagner

It was amazing I won. I was running against peace and prosperity and incumbency. - George W. Bush

People have the strength to overcome their bodies. Their beauty is in their minds. - Peter Gabriel

There are men running governments who shouldn't be allowed to play with matches. - Will Rogers

The beauty is that people often come here for the stretch, and leave with a lot more. - Liza Ciano

It doesn't take a lot of strength to hang on. It takes a lot of strength to let go. - J.C. Watts

Our marriage vows: till death do us part, for better for worse, in secrets and in health. - Archie Bunker

Having insurance doesn't guarantee good health outcomes, but it is a critical factor. - Irwin Redlener

The most important pieces of equipment you need for doing yoga are your body and your mind. - Rodney Yee

My own prescription for health is less paperwork and more running barefoot through the grass. - Leslie Grimutter

If you're not paying for it through the health plan, you pay for it in the emergency room. - David Lehman

Old minds are like old horses; you must exercise them if you wish to keep them in working order. - John Adams

Courage isn't having the strength to go on - it is going on when you don't have strength. - Napoleon Bonaparte

Reading is a means of thinking with another person's mind; it forces you to stretch your own. - Charles Scribner

Yoga is a light, which once lit, will never dim. The better your practice, the brighter the flame. - B.K. Iyengar

Every leap year I like to jump. It’s a good way to get my daily exercise in every four years. - Jarod Kintz

A certificate of live birth is not the same thing by any stretch of the imagination as a birth certificate. - Donald Trump

Fantasy is an exercise bicycle for the mind. It might not take you anywhere, but it tones up the muscles that can. - Terry Pratchett

Never marvel at the strength of a man's words, but rather by the determination and truthfulness of his actions. - Unknown

If only every man would make proper use of his strength and do his utmost, he need never regret his limited ability. - Cicero

Being President is a lot like running a cemetery. You've got a lot of people under you and nobody's listening. - Bill Clinton

My doctor recently told me that jogging could add years to my life. I think he was right. I feel ten years older already. - Milton Berle

Is fuel efficiency really what we need most desperately? I say what we really need is a car that can be shot when it breaks down. - George Carlin

Not all chemicals are bad. Without hydrogen and oxygen, for example, there would be no way to make water, a vital ingredient in beer. - Dave Barry

She's so fat she's my two best friends. She wears stretch caftans. She's got more chins than the Chinese telephone directory. - Joan Rivers

Running! If there's any activity happier, more exhilarating, more nourishing to the imagination, I can't imagine what it might be. - Joyce Carol Oates


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