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Efficient Humans

How to inspire yourself towards another pint

Efficient Humans thanks to Keith Blake

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Health food makes me sick. - Calvin Trillin

The first wealth is health. - Ralph Waldo Emerson

I work until beer o'clock. - Stephen King

Yoga is 99% practice and 1% theory. - Pattabhi Jois

Karma yoga is a supreme secret indeed. - Bhagavad Gita

Beer, it's the best damn drink in the world. - Jack Nicholson

When you are required to exhibit strength, it comes. - Joseph Campbell

Rudeness if the weak man's imitation of strength. - Eric Hoffer

Great works are performed not by strength, but perseverance. - Samuel Johnson

Motivation is the fuel, necessary to keep the human engine running. - Zig Ziglar

The man who is swimming against the stream knows the strength of it. - Woodrow Wilson

Every time I feel like exercise, I lie down until the feeling passes. - Robert Hutchins

In heaven there is no beer...
That's why we drink ours here. - Unknown

Nobody likes insurance companies, especially health insurance companies. - P.J. O'Rourke

One cannot spend one's entire life running into bathrooms when danger calls! - Reif Larsen

Yoga teaches us to cure what need not be endured and endure what cannot be cured. - B.K. Iyengar

People have the strength to overcome their bodies. Their beauty is in their minds. - Peter Gabriel

Health nuts are going to feel stupid someday, lying in hospitals dying of nothing. - Redd Foxx

Yoga is the fountain of youth. You're only as young as your spine is flexible. - Bob Harper

A man's health can be judged by which he takes two at a time - pills or stairs. - Joan Welsh

I object to people running down the future. I intend to live the rest of my life there. - Charles F Kettering

You call this a party? The beer is warm, the women cold and I'm hot under the collar. - Groucho Marx

You haven't had enough coffee until you can thread a sewing machine while it's running. - Unknown

Mental health problems do not affect three or four out of every five persons but one out of one. - William Menninger

Old minds are like old horses; you must exercise them if you wish to keep them in working order. - John Adams

Courage isn't having the strength to go on - it is going on when you don't have strength. - Napoleon Bonaparte

Too bad all the people who know how to run this country are busy running taxicabs or cutting hair. - George Burns

Gratitude is a twofold love - love coming to visit us, and love running out to greet a welcome guest. - Henry Van Dyke

We can smile even though we are hurting and we can feel happy even though we are unhappy. It's called strength. - Thea Destiny

Happiness consists in activity: such is the constitution of our nature; it is a running stream, and not a stagnant pool. - John M. Good

The pain you feel today is the strength you feel tomorrow. For every challenge encountered there is opportunity for growth. - Unknown

Strength is the capacity to break a Hershey bar into four pieces with your bare hands - and then eat just one of the pieces. - Judith Viorst

In the confrontation between the stream and the rock, the stream always wins - not through strength, but through persistence. - Buddha

Everybody needs beauty as well as bread, places to play in and pray in, where nature may heal and give strength to body and soul. - John Muir

I worked in a health food store once. A guy came in and asked me, "If I melt dry ice, can I take a bath without getting wet?" - Steven Wright

If you put yourself in a position where you have to stretch outside your comfort zone, then you are forced to expand your consciousness. - Les Brown

Search, a marketing method that didn't exist a decade ago, provides the most efficient and inexpensive way for businesses to find leads. - John Battelle

Feminism isn't about making women stronger. Women are already strong. It's about changing the way the world perceives that strength. - G.D. Anderson

Behold, God is my salvation; I will trust, and will not be afraid; for the Lord God is my strength and my song, and he has become my salvation. - Unknown

Yoga is possible for anybody who really wants it. Yoga is universal... But don't approach yoga with a business mind looking for worldly gain. - Pattabhi Jois


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