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Efficient Humans

How to inspire yourself towards another pint

Efficient Humans thanks to Keith Blake

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Karma yoga is a supreme secret indeed. - Bhagavad Gita

Beauty is in the eye of the beer holder. - Unknown

You can never buy beer, you just rent it. - Archie Bunker

Yoga is a method to come to a non-dreaming mind. - Osho

Of all the 36 alternatives, running away is best. - Chinese Proverb

I am pushing sixty. That is enough exercise for me. - Mark Twain

Restore a man to his health, his purse lies open to thee. - Robert Burton

Great works are performed not by strength, but perseverance. - Samuel Johnson

I have never taken any exercise except sleeping and resting. - Mark Twain

Always chase your dreams instead of running from your fears. - Unknown

Where there is laughter there is always more health than sickness. - Phyllis Bottome

Sleep, riches, and health to be truly enjoyed must be interrupted. - Johann Paul Friedrich Richter

Running is an unnatural act, except from enemies and to the bathroom. - Unknown

Health is like money - we never have a true idea of its value until we lose it. - Josh Billings

I live in California, so I do stand-up paddle board, which is a killer workout. - Ashley Wagner

Physical strength can never permanently withstand the impact of spiritual force. - Franklin D Roosevelt

There are men running governments who shouldn't be allowed to play with matches. - Will Rogers

But we have to pass the [health care] bill so that you can find out what's in it. - Nancy Pelosi

The beauty is that people often come here for the stretch, and leave with a lot more. - Liza Ciano

It isn't failing that spells one's downfall; it's running away, giving up. - Michel Greco

You can outdistance that which is running after you, but not what is running inside you. - Rwandan Proverb

Cheerfulness is the best promoter of health and is as friendly to the mind as to the body. - Joseph Addison

You haven't had enough coffee until you can thread a sewing machine while it's running. - Unknown

A photographer gets people to pose for him. A yoga instructor gets people to pose for themselves. - T. Guillemets

Neither smiles nor frowns, neither good intentions nor harsh words, are a substitute for strength. - John F Kennedy

A life coach does for the rest of your life what a personal trainer does for your health and fitness. - Elaine MacDonald

Until you become a parent, you can't begin to discover your capacity for strength, love and fatigue. - Peter Gallagher

We dried continuously day and night. We had no efficient way to do it, so we built this new popcorn plant. - Orville Redenbacher

I don't know what that gas is made of, but it can't smell any worse than Ernie Johnson 's gym bag. - Charles Barkley

This calm steadiness of the senses is called yoga. Then one should become watchful, becomes yoga comes and go. - Katha Upanishad

Give a man health and a course to steer, and he'll never stop to trouble about whether he's happy or not. - George Bernard Shaw

Menopause: because nature decided that pregnancy, labor, delivery, breastfeeding, and stretch marks wasn't enough. - Unknown

Anyone who practices can obtain success in yoga but not one who is lazy. Constant practice alone is the secret of success. - Svatmarama

Health is the state about which medicine has nothing to say; sanctity is the state about which theology has nothing to say. - W H Auden

Delegating doesn't mean passing off work you don't enjoy, but letting your employees stretch their skills and judgment. - Harvey Mackay

If you're skinny and you can't play hockey in Canada, you aren't left with a lot of options. I was left with running. - Malcolm Gladwell

Stand up to your obstacles and do something about them. You will find that they haven't half the strength you think they have. - Norman Vincent Peale

I've seen so many young men over the years who think they're running at other young men. They are not. They are running at me. - Markus Zusak

Running! If there's any activity happier, more exhilarating, more nourishing to the imagination, I can't imagine what it might be. - Joyce Carol Oates

If you sang "99 Bottles of Beer on the Wall" and counted all the numbers mentioned throughout the entire song, it would add up to 14,850. - the Joe-kster


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