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Escapism

The perfect place in Scotland to get away from it all

Escapism thanks to Keith Blake

Bond's loyalty to M is tested in the Scottish Highlands

Escapism thanks to Keith Blake

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Wander often
Wonder always - Unknown

Scotland is the Canada of England. - Rainn Wilson

The journey not the arrival matters. - T S Eliot

Monopoly is business at the end of its journey. - Henry Demarest Lloyd

Without music, life is a journey through a desert. - Pat Conroy

Travel and change of place impart new vigor to the mind. - Seneca

War is only a cowardly escape from the problems of peace. - Thomas Mann

A journey is best measured in friends, rather than miles. - Tim Cahill

Of all the escape mechanisms, death is the most efficient. - H L Mencken

A journey of a thousand miles must begin with a single step. - Lao-tzu

My theory is that all of Scottish cuisine is based on a dare. - Mike Myers

Once a word has been allowed to escape, it cannot be recalled. - Horace

If a man's wit be wandering, let him study the mathematics. - Francis Bacon

A good traveler has no fixed plans and is not intent upon arriving. - Lao-tzu

There are no foreign lands. It is the traveler only who is foreign. - Robert Louis Stevenson

All journeys have secret destinations of which the traveler is unaware. - Martin Buber

The traveler sees what he sees; the tourist sees what he has come to see. - G K Chesterton

In America there are two classes of travel - first class, and with children. - Robert Benchley

As far as single payer, it works in Canada. It works incredibly well in Scotland. - Donald Trump

If you are patient in one moment of anger you will escape a hundred days of sorrow. - Chinese Proverb

There are two kind of air travel in the United States, first class and third world. - Bobby Slayton

Too often travel, instead of broadening the mind, merely lengthens the conversation. - Elizabeth Drew

Writing and travel broaden your ass if not your mind and I like to write standing up. - Ernest Hemingway

Technology is the knack of so arranging the world that we don't have to experience it. - Max Frisch

They who dream by day are cognizant of many things which escape those who dream only by night. - Edgar Allan Poe

Wandering re-establishes the original harmony which once existed between man and the universe. - Anatole France

If all difficulties were known at the onset of a long journey, most of us would never start out at all. - Dan Rather

There ain't no surer way to find out whether you like people or hate them than to travel with them. - Mark Twain

Better to be on a seemingly endless journey seeking truth, than to be comfortable and stagnant with deception. - Starr De Luna

I travel without barely any luggage. Just a second set of underwear and binoculars and a map and a toothbrush. - Werner Herzog

Understand why and how your audience uses technology and then start trying to align your communications efforts. - Brian Reich

No one realizes how beautiful it is to travel until he comes home and rests his head on his old, familiar pillow. - Lin Yutang

For my part, I travel not to go anywhere, but to go. I travel for travel's sake. The great affair is to move. - Robert Louis Stevenson

I think it's my adventure, my trip, my journey, and I guess my attitude is, let the chips fall where they may. - Leonard Nimoy

Travel is more than the seeing of sights; it is a change that goes on, deep and permanent, in the ideas of living. - Miriam Beard

Happiness is to be found along the way, not at the end of the road, for then the journey is over and it is too late. - Robert R. Updegraff

Oh my. Space travel sounds rather perilous. I can assure you they will never get me on one of those dreadful Star Ships. - C-3PO

It is impossible to travel faster than the speed of light, and certainly not desirable, as one's hat keeps blowing off. - Woody Allen

Laws are like spiders' webs which, if anything small falls into them they ensnare it, but large things break through and escape. - Solon

When you travel, remember that a foreign country is not designed to make you comfortable. It is designed to make its own people comfortable. - Clifton Fadiman


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