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Escapism

The perfect place in Scotland to get away from it all

Escapism thanks to Keith Blake

Bond's loyalty to M is tested in the Scottish Highlands

Escapism thanks to Keith Blake

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The journey is the reward. - Tao Saying

Wander often
Wonder always - Unknown

Scotland is the Canada of England. - Rainn Wilson

The only journey is the journey within. - Rainer Maria Rilke

Monopoly is business at the end of its journey. - Henry Demarest Lloyd

I was trying to daydream, but my mind kept wandering. - Steven Wright

He who does not travel does not know the value of men. - Moorish Proverb

Travel and change of place impart new vigor to the mind. - Seneca

We must embrace pain and burn it as fuel for our journey. - Kenji Miyazawa

Of all the escape mechanisms, death is the most efficient. - H L Mencken

Bills travel through the mail at twice the speed of checks. - Steven Wright

Work is the easiest activity man has invented to escape boredom. - Unknown

A good traveler has no fixed plans and is not intent upon arriving. - Lao-tzu

Any sufficiently advanced technology is indistinguishable from magic. - Arthur C Clarke

He who is outside his door has the hardest part of his journey behind him. - Flemish Proverb

On the keyboard of life always keep one finger on the 'escape' key. - Unknown

Fantasy is hardly an escape from reality. It's a way of understanding it. - Lloyd Alexander

An Overall Feeling of Doom that One Cannot Ever Escape no Matter What One Does - Lemony Snicket

Airplane travel is nature's way of making you look like your passport photo. - Al Gore

As far as single payer, it works in Canada. It works incredibly well in Scotland. - Donald Trump

If you look like your passport photo, then in all probability you need the journey. - Earl Wilson

There are two kind of air travel in the United States, first class and third world. - Bobby Slayton

Too often travel, instead of broadening the mind, merely lengthens the conversation. - Elizabeth Drew

I like the map feature on the iPhone that tells me where I am, because I travel a lot. - Gary Shteyngart

Technology is the knack of so arranging the world that we don't have to experience it. - Max Frisch

They who dream by day are cognizant of many things which escape those who dream only by night. - Edgar Allan Poe

Hope is like the sun, which, as we journey toward it, casts the shadow of our burden behind us. - Samuel Smiles

People travel to faraway places to watch, in fascination, the kind of people they ignore at home. - Dagobert D. Runes

Tourists don't know where they've been, travelers don't know where they're going. - Paul Theroux

In the whole history of technology it would be difficult to find a greater single advance than this. - L.T.C. Rolt

If all difficulties were known at the onset of a long journey, most of us would never start out at all. - Dan Rather

Better to be on a seemingly endless journey seeking truth, than to be comfortable and stagnant with deception. - Starr De Luna

Understand why and how your audience uses technology and then start trying to align your communications efforts. - Brian Reich

Travel is more than the seeing of sights; it is a change that goes on, deep and permanent, in the ideas of living. - Miriam Beard

Oh my. Space travel sounds rather perilous. I can assure you they will never get me on one of those dreadful Star Ships. - C-3PO

When you arrive where you thought you wanted to be, you'll just begin a new journey so enjoy each step along the way. - Wayne Dyer

It is impossible to travel faster than the speed of light, and certainly not desirable, as one's hat keeps blowing off. - Woody Allen

Laws are like spiders' webs which, if anything small falls into them they ensnare it, but large things break through and escape. - Solon

As a travel writer I've specialized in gritty, fearful destinations, the kind of places that make a reader's hair stick on end. - Tahir Shah

Mathematics is not a careful march down a well-cleared highway, but a journey into a strange wilderness where the explorers often get lost. - W.S. Anglin


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