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Life is holy puzzle. - Lailah G. Akita

A puzzle is not a dead-end. - Lewis N. Roe

I try to figure out the marketing puzzle. - Nelson Peltz

Creativity is a drug I cannot live without. - Cecil B. DeMille

Once I get on a puzzle, I can't get off. - Richard P. Feynman

Politics is not a game. It is an earnest business. - Winston Churchill

Creativity is a natural extension of our enthusiasm. - Earl Nightingale

I write puzzles and mysteries. Nothing too highfalutin. - Michael Connelly

Usually the team that scores the most points wins the game. - John Madden

The solution often turns out more beautiful than the puzzle. - Richard Dawkins

Football is a game designed to keep coal miners off the streets. - Jimmy Breslin

Love ceases to be a puzzle the moment you find the missing piece. - Olaotan Fawehinmi

It's not so important who starts the game but who finishes it. - John Wooden

This is perfect weather for today's game. Not a breath of air. - Curt Gowdy

You can't use up creativity. The more you use, the more you have. - Maya Angelou

An optimist is a man who starts a crossword puzzle with a fountain pen. - Unknown

This could be a repeat of what will happen in the European games next week. - David Coleman

No one ever says, "It's only a game" when their team is winning. - George Carlin

Marriage is very difficult. It's like a 5,000-piece jigsaw puzzle, all sky. - Cathy Ladman

I still have my teeth. I don't want to lose them at age 61 in some hockey game. - Jim Flaherty

Comedy's a funny game, it's not a job, it's a vocation - you never stop. - Eric Sykes

Creativity comes from trust. Trust your instincts. And never hope more than you work. - Rita Mae Brown

Your family is depending on you. No better reason to bring all your game all the time. - Grant Cardone

If past history was all there was to the game, the richest people would be librarians. - Warren Buffet

My favorite puzzle is trying to work out the parts myself, after all it is a solo effort. - Adrian Belew

Writing is mentally stimulating; it's like a puzzle that makes you think all the time. - Stephanie Zimbalist

Sometimes the game of golf is just too difficult to endure with a golf club in your hands. - Bobby Jones

Children's games are hardly games. Children are never more serious than when they play. - Michel de Montaigne

I have a tip that can take five strokes off anyone's golf game. It's called an eraser. - Arnold Palmer

Mathematics is a game played according to certain simple rules with meaningless marks on paper. - David Hilbert

I have an unbelievable assistant who handles all of my scheduling. It's like a Tetris game. - Neil P. Harris

Winners lose more than losers. They win and lose more than losers, because they stay in the game. - Terry Paulson

I go into every game thinking I'm going to be the hero. I have to, or I wouldn't enjoy it. - Derek Jeter

Of course the game is rigged. Don't let that stop you - if you don't play, you can't win. - Robert Heinlein

I have a Rubik's Cube for a rearview mirror, because the past is the only time puzzle I can solve. - Jarod Kintz

If you watch a game, it's fun. If you play it, it's recreation. If you work at it, it's golf. - Bob Hope

If you believe you have a foolproof system you have failed to take into consideration the creativity of fools. - Frank W. Abagnale

If you must play, decide on three things at the start: the rules of the game, the stakes, and the quitting time. - Chinese Proverb

I love solving puzzles, I love finding my way around obstacles, and I love learning new things about technology. - Kevin Mitnick

Life is like a game of cards. The hand that is dealt you represents determinism; the way you play it is free will. - Jawaharlal Nehru

Relationships are about give and take; not tit-for-tat. If you're keeping score, you'll lose at your own game. - Faydra D. Fields

Not every puzzle is intended to be solved. Some are in place to test your limits. Others are, in fact, not puzzles at all. - Vera Nazarian

The game of life is the game of boomerangs. Our thoughts, deeds and words return to us sooner or later, with astounding accuracy. - Florence Shinn

It's a piece of cake until you get to the top. You find you can't stop playing the game the way you've always played it. - Richard M Nixon

Keep your sense of humor. There's enough stress in the rest of your life to let bad shots ruin a game you're supposed to enjoy. - Amy Alcott

Conundrum: A fun word to repeat over and over again when no one's listening; actual meaning is as puzzling as the need to chant the word. - Richelle E. Goodrich

From lessening negativity to boosting creativity, hiking in fresh air actually boosts brain power and can help certain parts of the brain grow. - Meredith Carey

I've missed more than 9,000 shots. I've lost almost 300 games. I've failed over and over again in my life. And that is why I succeed. - Michael Jordan

Golf is a thinking man's game. You can have all the shots in the bag, but if you don't know what to do with them, you've got troubles. - Chi Chi Rodriguez

How much replay do we want? Because if you start doing it from the first inning to the ninth inning, you may have to time the game with a calendar. - Joe Torre


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