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Life's a game but Bridge is serious. - Unknown

I try to figure out the marketing puzzle. - Nelson Peltz

Creativity is a drug I cannot live without. - Cecil B. DeMille

Life is a game. Money is how we keep score. - Ted Turner

Time is a game played beautifully by children. - Heraclitus

We didn't lose the game; we just ran out of time. - Vince Lombardi

The markets are the world's greatest Rubik's cube. - Rick Santelli

Usually the team that scores the most points wins the game. - John Madden

The problems of puzzles are very near the problems of life. - Erno Rubik

Tell the truth so as to puzzle and confound your adversaries. - Henry Wotton

I went to a fight the other night, and a hockey game broke out. - Rodney Dangerfield

The world is the puzzle, itself; but it is always in principle. - Dada Bhagwan

Football is a game designed to keep coal miners off the streets. - Jimmy Breslin

A bachelor is one who enjoys the chase but does not eat the game. - Unknown

It's not so important who starts the game but who finishes it. - John Wooden

Colors must fit together as pieces in a puzzle or cogs in a wheel. - Hans Hofmann

The game of billiards has destroyed my naturally sweet disposition. - Mark Twain

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An optimist is a man who starts a crossword puzzle with a fountain pen. - Unknown

How has retirement affected my golf game? A lot more people beat me now. - Dwight D Eisenhower

Marriage is very difficult. It's like a 5,000-piece jigsaw puzzle, all sky. - Cathy Ladman

I'm always suspicious of games where you're the only ones that play it. - Jack Charlton

In one equation you can solve all the puzzles of life. It is the equation of giving. - Amit Ray

Comedy's a funny game, it's not a job, it's a vocation - you never stop. - Eric Sykes

If you're in a card game and you don't know who the sucker is, you're it. - Unknown

Sometimes the hardest pieces of a puzzle to assemble, are the ones missing from the box. - Dixie Waters

My favorite puzzle is trying to work out the parts myself, after all it is a solo effort. - Adrian Belew

Bridge is a game that separates the men from the boys. It also separates husbands and wives. - George Burns

Mathematics is a game played according to certain simple rules with meaningless marks on paper. - David Hilbert

I have an unbelievable assistant who handles all of my scheduling. It's like a Tetris game. - Neil P. Harris

Winners lose more than losers. They win and lose more than losers, because they stay in the game. - Terry Paulson

Of course the game is rigged. Don't let that stop you - if you don't play, you can't win. - Robert Heinlein

The cards you hold in the game of life mean very little - it's the way you play them that counts. - Unknown

I wanna make a jigsaw puzzle that's 40,000 pieces. When you finish it, it says 'go outside'. - Demetri Martin

Perseverance alone does not assure success. No amount of stalking will lead to game in a field that has none. - I Ching

Creativity is not intelligence, it is the ability to do what you did not know through the use of what you know. - Michael B. Johnson

Money was never a big motivation for me, except as a way to keep score. The real excitement is playing the game. - Donald Trump

A good puzzle, it's a fair thing. Nobody is lying. It's very clear, and the problem depends just on you. - Erno Rubik

If you must play, decide on three things at the start: the rules of the game, the stakes, and the quitting time. - Chinese Proverb

Creativity can solve almost any problem. The creative act, the defeat of habit by originality, overcomes everything. - George Lois

Making the simple complicated is commonplace; making the complicated simple, awesomely simple, that's creativity. - Charles Mingus

The problem is that we always look for the missing piece of the puzzle instead of finding a place for the one in our hand. - Alina Radoi

Amazingly when you add life and consciousness to the equation you can actually explain some of the biggest puzzles of science. - Robert Lanza

If you make every game a life-and-death proposition, you're going to have problems. For one thing, you'll be dead a lot. - Dean Smith

The game of life is the game of boomerangs. Our thoughts, deeds and words return to us sooner or later, with astounding accuracy. - Florence Shinn

Golf is a game whose aim is to hit a very small ball into an even smaller hole, with weapons singularly ill designed for the purpose. - Winston Churchill

Keep your sense of humor. There's enough stress in the rest of your life to let bad shots ruin a game you're supposed to enjoy. - Amy Alcott

The family should be a place where each new human being can have an early atmosphere conducive to the development of constructive creativity. - Edith Schaeffer

I play to win, whether during practice or a real game. And I will not let anything get in the way of me and my competitive enthusiasm to win. - Michael Jordan

In the game of life, it's a good idea to have a few early losses, which relieves you of the pressure of trying to maintain an undefeated season. - Bill Vaughan


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