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Evaluating Something

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Evaluating Something thanks to Roy Taylor

Do you really need it?

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Power tires only those who do not have it. - Giulio Andreotti

Never underestimate the value of cold cash. - Gregory Nunn

A bird in the hand is worth two in the bush. - English Proverb

A hair on the head is worth two on the brush. - Oliver Herford

If a thing isn't worth saying, you sing it. - Pierre Beaumarchais

A thing worth having is a thing worth cheating for. - WC Fields

Attitudes are contagious. Make yours worth catching. - Unknown

An acre of performance is worth a world of promises. - Red Auerbach

Insanity is hereditary. You get it from your children. - Sam Levenson

Try not to become a man of success but a man of value. - Albert Einstein

We never know the worth of water till the well is dry. - English Proverb

A handful of patience is worth more than a bushel of brains. - Dutch Proverb

Problems worthy of attack prove their worth by fighting back. - Paul Erdos

A lawyer's opinion is worth nothing unless it is paid for. - Unknown

We believed that anything that was worth doing was worth overdoing. - Steven T. Aerosmith

Those who know the value of time use it in preparation for eternity. - Dugnet

I'm worth far too much money. I don't need anybody's money. - Donald Trump

A picture is worth a thousand words, but try saying that with a picture. - Unknown

Humor is laughing at what you haven't got when you ought to have it. - Langston Hughes

If you expect nothing, you're apt to be surprised. You'll get it. - Malcolm S. Forbes

A sign of celebrity is that his name is often worth more than his services. - Daniel J. Boorstin

In conversation, humor is worth more than wit and easiness more than knowledge. - George Herbert

A man who dares to waste one hour of time has not discovered the value of life. - Charles Darwin

North of the 49th parallel we value equality; south of it, they treasure freedom. - Michael Adams

The Irish don't know what they want and are prepared to fight to the death to get it. - Sidney Littlewood

The truth is, everyone is going to hurt you. You just got to find the ones worth suffering for. - Bob Marley

Most of the things worth doing in the world have been declared impossible before they were done. - Louis D. Brandeis

Every American should have above average income, and my administration is going to see they get it. - Bill Clinton

Enthusiasm is the electricity of life. How do you get it? You act enthusiastic until you make it a habit. - Gordon Parks

Grief can take care of itself, but to get the full value of a joy, you must have somebody to divide it with. - Mark Twain

There is a plan and a purpose, a value to every life, no matter what its location, age, gender or disability. - Sharron Angle

I've had the highest mountains. I've had the deepest rivers, you can have it all, but now, keep moving. - Imagine Dragons

A dreamer and a thinker understood the value of imagination. He called his imagination a "holy curiosity." - Albert Einstein

Except for a few guitar chords, everything I've learned in my life that is of any value I've learned from women. - Glenn Frey

Is marijuana addictive? Yes, in the sense that most of the really pleasant things in life are worth endlessly repeating. - Richard Neville

The longer we live the more we think and the higher the value we put on friendship and tenderness towards parents and friends. - Samuel Johnson

Education is an admirable thing, but it is well to remember from time to time that nothing that is worth knowing can be taught. - Oscar Wilde

If you have a success you have it for the wrong reasons. If you become popular it is always because of the worst aspects of your work. - Ernest Hemingway

One's life has value so long as one attributes value to the life of others, by means of love, friendship, indignation, and compassion. - Simone de Beauvoir

The 50-50-90 rule: Anytime you have a 50-50 chance of getting something right, there's a 90 percent probability you'll get it wrong. - Andy Rooney

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