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Evolution and Philosophy

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Evolution and Philosophy thanks to Curtis Wilson

Guide to evolving philosophy

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A dog has the soul of a philosopher. - Plato

Leisure is the Mother of Philosophy. - Thomas Hobbes

WYMI - the all-philosophy radio station. - Mike Dugan

History is philosophy teaching by example. - Dionysius

Theoretical physics is actually philosophy. - Max Born

Music is a higher revelation than philosophy. - Ludwig Van Beethoven

My theory of evolution is that Darwin was adopted. - Steven Wright

You have to look at history as an evolution of society. - Jean Chretien

Skepticism is the first step on the road to philosophy. - Denis Diderot

Any philosophy that can be put in a nutshell belongs there. - Sydney J. Harris

We live in a world in which politics has replaced philosophy. - Martin L. Gross

If evolution really works, how come mothers only have two hands? - Milton Berle

Science is what you know, philosophy is what you don't know. - Bertrand Russell

Europe was created by history. America was created by philosophy. - Margaret Thatcher

Nothing so absurd can be said that some philosopher had not said it. - Cicero

I have a new philosophy. I'm only going to dread one day at a time. - Charles Schulz

Don't call me a mindless philosopher, you overweight glob of grease. - C-3PO

It has been my philosophy of life that difficulties vanish when faced boldly. - Isaac Asimov

All are lunatics, but he who can analyze his delusion is called a philosopher. - Ambrose Bierce

Thou best philosopher, who yet dost keep/ Thy heritage, thou eye among the blind. - William Wordsworth

For there was never yet a philosopher
That could endure the toothache patiently. - William Shakespeare

"I have done my best." That is about all the philosophy of living one needs. - Lin Yutang

There's no one way to dance. And that's kind of my philosophy about everything. - Ellen Degeneres

At the heart of the Irish economy has always been the philosophy of tax competitiveness. - Bono

The person that turns over the most rocks wins the game. And that's always been my philosophy. - Peter Lynch

I must study politics and war that my sons may have the liberty to study mathematics and philosophy. - John Adams

There is nothing so strange and so unbelievable that it has not been said by one philosopher or another. - Rene Descartes

My advice to you is get married: if you find a good wife you'll be happy; if not, you'll become a philosopher. - Socrates

The evolution of playground equipment has been to this ever safer, less challenging, less interesting assemblies of equipment. - Gever Tulley

Dogs laugh, but the laugh with their tails. What puts man in a higher state of evolution is that he has got his laugh on the right end. - Max Eastman

My advice to you is not to inquire why or whither, but just enjoy your ice cream while it's on your plate - that's my philosophy. - Thornton Wilder

My writing philosophy is throwing spaghetti against the wall. That's how I take pictures, too. If I take 100, surely one will be good. - Amanda Peet

Friendship is unnecessary, like philosophy, like art. It has no survival value; rather it is one of those things that give value to survival. - C S Lewis

I remain convinced that obstinate addiction to ordinary language in our private thoughts is one of the main obstacles to progress in philosophy. - Bertrand Russell

The fruits of philosophy are the important thing, not the philosophy itself. When we ask the time, we don't want to know how watches are made. - Georg Christoph Lichtenberg


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