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Catholic food for thought

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You cannot serve God and Mammon. - Bible

A human life is a story told by God. - Hans Christian Andersen

You had no faith to lose and you know it. - Bob Dylan

Faith which does not doubt is dead faith. - Miguel de Unamuno

God gives nothing to those who keep their arms crossed. - African Saying

God, it seems, is a verb, not a noun, proper or improper. - R Buckminster Fuller

I have much more faith in a kind man than I do in mankind. - Unknown

An ounce of practice is worth more than tons of preaching. - Mahatma Gandhi

Not only is there no God, but try finding a plumber on Sunday. - Woody Allen

I cannot believe in a God who wants to be praised all the time. - Friedrich Wilhelm Nietzsche

I am inclined to believe that this is the land God gave to Cain. - Jacques Cartier

God does not require we be successful, only that we be faithful. - Mother Teresa

For the man who prays in his heart, the whole world is a church. - Sylvain of Athos

Faith is the bird that feels the light when the dawn is still dark. - Rabindranath Tagore

Most people would rather be ruined by praise than saved by criticism. - Unknown

If God had intended us to fly, He would never have given us railways. - Michael Flanders

The one thing we owe absolutely to God is never to be afraid of anything. - Charles de Foucauld

If there's one thing I know, it's that God does love a good joe-k. - Hugh Elliott

Man - a creature made at the end of the week's work when God was tired. - Mark Twain

Blessed be Thou, our God and Lord of Hosts, who has not created me a woman. - Jewish Prayer

God doesn't comfort us to make us comfortable, but to make us comforters. - Billy Graham

I read the book of Job last night. I don't think God comes out well in it. - Virginia Woolf

In this religious order has flourished and is revitalized the order of Knighthood. - Knights Templar

Every evening I turn worries over to God. He's going to be up all night anyway. - Mary C. Crowley

I cannot conceive how a man could look up into the heavens and say there is no God. - Abraham Lincoln

To be religious is to have a life that flows with the presence of the extraordinary. - Ann Belford Ulanov

I have been all things unholy; if God can work through me, He can work through anyone. - St Francis of Assisi

When I was with Andy Warhol, I thought, 'God, his wig looks cheaper than mine!' - Dolly Parton

Observe good faith and justice toward all nations. Cultivate peace and harmony with all. - George Washington

I don't work out. If God wanted us to bend over, he'd put diamonds on the floor. - Joan Rivers

Let us build a church so great that those who come after us may thing us mad to have attempted it. - Unknown

Where there is hatred, let me sow love. Where there is injury, pardon. Where there is doubt, faith. - Saint Francis of Assisi

Sometimes a man just can't satisfy all of a woman's desires. Which is why God invented dental floss. - Unknown

The Irish Catholic side was married to the life of an actor and I found out acting could be a form of prayer. - Liam Neeson

God gave men both a penis and a brain, but unfortunately not enough blood supply to run both at the same time. - Robin Williams

God's blessings are dispensed according to the riches of his grace, not according to the depth of our faith. - Max Lucado

The great Gaels of Ireland are the men that God made mad.
For all their wars are merry, and all their songs are sad. - G K Chesterton

I went to a Catholic boys' school for a year, but that was to play hockey. Religion class was quite contentious for me. - Keanu Reeves

To be an atheist requires an indefinitely greater measure of faith than to receive all the great truths which atheism would deny. - Joseph Addison

All who call on God in true faith, earnestly from the heart, will certainly be heard, and will receive what they have asked and desired. - Martin Luther


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