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Ultimately, blind faith is the only kind. - Mason Cooley

God heales, and the Physitian hath the thankes. - George Herbert

A puff of wind and popular praise weigh the same. - English Proverb

Jesus was a hiker. The wilderness was His retreat. - Toni Sorenson

It is more difficult to praise rightly than to blame. - Thomas Fuller

Spring shows what God can do with a drab and dirty world. - Victor Kraft

The Bible tells us to forgive our enemies, not our friends. - Margot Asquith

I will be the greatest jobs president that God ever created. - Donald Trump

God made rainy days so gardeners could get the housework done. - Unknown

There lives more faith in honest doubt than in half the creeds. - Alfred Lord Tennyson

In England there are sixty different religions and only one sauce. - Francesco Caracciolo

Faith, to my mind, is a stiffening process, a sort of mental starch. - E.M. Forster

The best place to seek God is in a garden. You can dig for him there. - George Bernard Shaw

I found a country [America] with thirty-two religions and only one sauce. - Charles-Maurice de Talleyrand-Perogord

The silence of a man who loves to praise is a censure sufficiently severe. - Charlotte Lennox

The Bible does not give us a road map for life, but it does give us a compass. - Gordon S. Jackson

When we talk to God, we're praying. When God talks to us, we're schizophrenic. - Jane Wagner

I do benefits for all religions - I'd hate to blow the hereafter on a technicality. - Bob Hope

You know what's got the world in the shape today? Buddah, the Pope, Marx and Lemons. - Archie Bunker

I am who I am: an Irish Catholic kid, working class from Long Island. And I made it big. - Bill O'Reilly

So far as I can remember, there is not one word in the Gospels in praise of intelligence. - Bertrand Russell

I have as much authority as the Pope, I just don't have as many people who believe it. - George Carlin

In Islam, the legislative power and competence to establish laws belong exclusively to God. - Ayatollah Khomeini

Are you saying that the Rebel Alliance were religious terrorists and Yoda was a benefit cheat? - Dave Turner

He was of the faith chiefly in the sense that the church he currently did not attend was Catholic. - Kingsley Amis

A word of encouragement during failure is worth more than a dictionary of praise following success. - Unknown

There are people in the world so hungry, that God cannot appear to them except in the form of bread. - Mahatma Gandhi

He made us all one true religion, Edith, which he named after his son, Christian - or Christ, for short. - Archie Bunker

I have an everyday religion that works for me. Love yourself first, and everything else falls in to line. - Lucille Ball

When I make a vow to God, then I would suggest to you that's even stronger than a handshake in Texas. - Rick Perry

The task of organized religion is not to prove that God was in the 1st century, but that he is in the 20th. - S.H. Miller

The trained nurse has become one of the great blessings of humanity, taking a place beside the physician and the priest. - William Osler

God writes a lot of comedy... the trouble is, he's stuck with so many bad actors who don't know how to play funny. - Garrison Keillor

It is difficult to make a man miserable while he feels worthy of himself and claims kindred to the great God who made him. - Abraham Lincoln

Prayer gives a man the opportunity of getting to know a gentleman he hardly ever meets. I do not mean his maker, but himself. - William R Inge

I find that the nicest and best people generally profess no religion at all, but are ready to like the best men of all religions. - Samuel Butler

If I advocate cautious optimism it is not because I do not have faith in the future but because I do not want to encourage blind faith. - Aung San Suu Kyi

God so loved the world that he gave his only begotten Son, that whosoever believed in him should not perish, but have everlasting life. - John 3:16

People are so shocked when they find... out I am Protestant. I am Presbyterian. And I go to church, and I love God, and I love my church. - Donald Trump

God, grant me the serenity to accept the things I cannot change, the courage to change the things I can, and the wisdom to know the difference. - Reinhold Niebuhr


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