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By night an atheist half believes in God. - Edward Young

I think God has a tremendous sense of humor. - Rainn Wilson

When God sneezed, I didn't know what to say. - Henny Youngman

A puff of wind and popular praise weigh the same. - English Proverb

Feed your faith and your fears will starve to death. - Unknown

Enthusiasm is a kind of faith that has been set afire. - George Matthew Adams

A woman can say more in a sigh than a man can say in a sermon. - Arnold Haultain

I am the vessel. The draft is God's. And God is the thirsty one. - Dag Hammarskjold

If you think you can win, you can win. Faith is necessary to victory. - William Hazlitt

Prayer is when you talk to God; meditation is when you listen to God. - Diana Robinson

I wonder if other dogs think poodles are members of a weird religious cult. - Rita Rudner

And all things, whatsoever ye shall ask in prayer, believing, ye shall receive. - Matthew 21:22

Faith is much better than belief. Belief is when someone else does the thinking. - R Buckminster Fuller

The grass withers, the flower fades
But the word of our God stands forever. - Isaiah 40:8

My favourite characters in the Bible are King David, Delilah and Charlton Heston. - Milton Berle

When you pray, rather let your heart be without words than your words without heart. - John Bunyan

Grandchildren are God's rewards to grandparents for not shooting their children. - Unknown

Thank God I've got eyebrows like bacon, because I've always got egg on my face. - Jarod Kintz

When I was with Andy Warhol, I thought, 'God, his wig looks cheaper than mine!' - Dolly Parton

Faith goes up the stairs that love has built and looks out the window which hope has opened. - Charles Spurgeon

There are two ways of disliking poetry; one way is to dislike it, the other is to read Pope. - Oscar Wilde

God gives men wisdom as he gives them gold; his treasure house is not the mint, but the mine. - Arabic Proverb

Are you saying that the Rebel Alliance were religious terrorists and Yoda was a benefit cheat? - Dave Turner

Praise the Lord. Blessed is the man who fears the Lord, who finds great delight in his commands. - Bible

Marrying for love may be a bit risky, but it is so honest that God can't help but smile on it. - Josh Billings

Do not look down upon any Muslim, for even the most inferior believer is great in the eyes of God. - Abu Bakr

He was of the faith chiefly in the sense that the church he currently did not attend was Catholic. - Kingsley Amis

Failure is God's way of saying, "Excuse me, you're moving in the wrong direction." - Oprah

There are people in the world so hungry, that God cannot appear to them except in the form of bread. - Mahatma Gandhi

Love, like a chicken salad or restaurant hash, must be taken with blind faith or it loses its flavor. - Helen Rowland

If I were ever prosecuted for my religion, I truly hope there would be enough evidence to convict me. - John Wooden

We are all motivated by a keen desire for praise, and the better a man is, the more he is inspired to glory. - Cicero

Family, religion, friendship... these are the three demons you must slay if you wish to succeed in business. - Mr. Burns

God put me on this earth to accomplish a certain number of things. Right now I am so far behind that I will never die. - Bill Watterson

The reason birds can fly and we can't is simply because they have perfect faith, for to have faith is to have wings. - J.M. Barrie

Prayer gives a man the opportunity of getting to know a gentleman he hardly ever meets. I do not mean his maker, but himself. - William R Inge

God moves in a mysterious way
His wonders to perform;
He plants His footsteps in the sea
And rides upon the storm. - William Cowper

The essential element in personal magnetism is a consuming sincerity - an overwhelming faith in the importance of the work one has to do. - Bruce Barton

What is a prayer? Prayer is sending blessing to all. Prayer is sending your compassion to all. Prayer is creating an antidote of negative thoughts. - Osho

Religions, which condemn the pleasures of sense, drive men to seek the pleasures of power. Throughout history power has been the vice of the ascetic. - Bertrand Russell


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