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Executive Decision Time

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What is to give light must endure burning. - Viktor Frankl

Put the light out, and all women are alike. - German Proverb

A proverb is much light condensed in one flash. - Simmons

Electricity is really just organized lightning. - George Carlin

A candle loses nothing by lighting another candle. - Unknown

Many people set rules to keep from making decisions. - Mike Krzyzewski

It's better to light a candle than curse the darkness. - Chinese Proverb

Beauty is not in the face; beauty is a light in the heart. - Kahlil Gibran

It is better to light one candle than to curse the darkness. - Chinese Proverb

A power greater than any human being helped make this decision. - Herbert J Stiefel

No great marketing decision was ever made on quantitative data. - John Sculley

Anger must be the energy that has not yet found its right channel. - Florida Scott-Maxwell

One of the greatest sources of energy is pride in what you are doing. - Unknown

If I could light my own farts I could fly to the moon or at least Uranus. - Robin Williams

Walking with a friend in the dark is better than walking alone in the light. - Helen Keller

The most difficult thing is the decision to act, the rest is merely tenacity. - Amelia Earhart

All our final decisions are made in a state of mind that is not going to last. - Marcel Proust

A good teacher is like a candle - it consumes itself to light the way for others. - Unknown

Architecture is the learned game, correct and magnificent, of forms assembled in the light. - Le Corbusier

Whenever you see darkness, there is extraordinary opportunity for the light to burn brighter. - Bono

The art of art, the glory of expression, and the sunshine of the light of letters, is simplicity. - Walt Whitman

Ethical decisions ensure that everyone's best interests are protected. When in doubt, don't. - Harvey Mackay

Enthusiasm is the electricity of life. How do you get it? You act enthusiastic until you make it a habit. - Gordon Parks

The baby bat
Screamed out in fright,
'Turn on the dark,
I'm afraid of the light.' - Shel Silverstein

Darkness cannot drive out darkness: only light can do that. Hate cannot drive out hate: only love can do that. - Martin Luther King, Jr.

Let your light so shine before men, that they may see your good works, and glorify your Father which is in heaven. - Matthew 5:14-16

Yoga is invigoration in relaxation. Freedom in routine. Confidence through self control. Energy within and energy without. - Ymber Delecto

It is impossible to travel faster than the speed of light, and certainly not desirable, as one's hat keeps blowing off. - Woody Allen

When you're following your energy and doing what you want all the time, the distinction between work and play dissolves. - Shakti Gawain

Motivation is a fire from within. If someone else tries to light that fire under you, chances are it will burn very briefly. - Stephen R. Covey

The fundamental concept in social science is Power, in the same sense in which Energy is the fundamental concept in physics. - Bertrand Russell

If you need to make a difficult decision and you let someone else decide for you, you will regret it, no matter how it turns out. - Unknown

Remembering that each of us will take our turns in darkness and in light, let us be light for one another when the darkness falls. - Unknown

I have made the tough decisions, always with an eye toward the bottom line. Perhaps it's time America was run like a business. - Donald Trump

The release of atomic energy has not created a new problem. It has merely made more urgent the necessity of solving an existing one. - Albert Einstein

A rooster crows only when it sees the light. Put him in the dark and he'll never crow. I have seen the light and I'm crowing. - Muhammad Ali

You are a divine being. You matter, you count. You come from realms of unimaginable power and light, and you will return to those realms. - Terence McKenna

The light of a new day always chases the shadows of the night away, and shows us that the shape of our fears is only the ghost of our own minds. - Terry Goodkind

To be a star, you must shine your own light, follow your path, and don't worry about the darkness, for that is when the stars shine brightest. - Joe-kster

And God said, 'Let there be light' and there was light, but the Electricity Board said He would have to wait until Thursday to be connected. - Spike Milligan


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