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Exit Not Found

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Error messages seen by nerds on the road

Exit Not Found thanks to Shawn Kennedy

404 - an error message seen on a Web page to indicate a requested URL was not found on a server
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My life is my message. - Mohandas Gandhi

The medium is the message. - Marshall McLuhan

Error has never approached my spirit. - Prince Metternich

You can't write poetry on the computer. - Quentin Tarantino

Computer logic is no substitute for human wisdom. - Unknown

The computer is down. I hope it's something serious. - Stanton Delaplane

Be bold. If you're going to make an error, make a doozy. - Billie Jean King

To err is human - and to blame it on a computer is even more so. - Robert Orben

For business, our Internet love affair was a gift from the gods. - Gary Vaynerchuk

The internet turns 30 minutes of homework into 2 hours of homework. - Unknown

An error doesn't become a mistake until you refuse to correct it. - Orlando A. Battista

Truth lies within a little and certain compass, but error is immense. - Henry St. John

Valentine's day without your love is like a year without the Internet. - Santosh Kalwar

Every child comes with the message that God is not yet discouraged of man. - Rabindranath Tagore

A computer once beat me at chess, but it was no match for me at kick boxing. - Emo Philips

Go confidently in the direction of your dreams. Live the life you have imagined. - Henry David Thoreau

Loving is not just looking at each other, it's looking in the same direction. - Antoine de Saint-Exupery

My career was spluttering until I did a 360 and got headed in the right direction. - Tracy McGrady

I postpone death by living, by suffering, by error, by risking, by giving, by loving. - Anais Nin

Please leave my computer alone. The only cookies I want to get are the ones I can eat. - Heather Wolf

A hallucination is a fact, not an error; what is erroneous is a judgment based upon it. - Bertrand Russell

Lack of direction, not lack of time, is the problem. We all have twenty-four hour days. - Zig Ziglar

Message boards are like going to a Halloween masquerade party. Everybody has a screen name. - John Mackey

As you slide down the banister of life, may the splinters never point in the wrong direction. - Irish Saying

The great thing in this world is not so much where we stand as in what direction we are moving. - Oliver Wendall Holmes, Sr.

I fart in your general direction. Your mother was a hamster and your father smelt of elderberries. - Monty Python Anb The Holy Grail

Failure is God's way of saying, "Excuse me, you're moving in the wrong direction." - Oprah

Learning by doing, peer-to-peer teaching, and computer simulation are all part of the same equation. - Nicholas Negroponte

You go to your TV to turn your brain off. You go to the computer when you want to turn your brain on. - Steve Jobs

Every two months, I would get an email, 'Skeleton Twins update: still don't have the money!' - Bill Hader

It no longer makes economic sense to send an advertising message to the many in hopes of persuading the few. - M. Lawrence Light

I use a computer. I don't know if that qualifies me as a techie, but I'm pretty good on the computer. - Leonard Nimoy

The Internet has turned what used to be a controlled, one-way message into a real-time dialogue with millions. - Danielle Sacks

They've finally come up with the perfect office computer. If it makes a mistake, it blames another computer. - Milton Berle

Word-of-mouth marketing has always been important. Today, it's more important than ever because of the Internet. - Newt Barrett

Most of us follow our conscience as we follow a wheelbarrow. We push it in front of us in the direction we want to go. - Billy Graham

I have an answering machine in my car. It says, "I'm home now. But leave a message and I'll call when I'm out." - Steven Wright

A computer lets you make more mistakes faster than any invention in human history - with the possible exceptions of handguns and tequila. - Mitch Ratcliffe

Recognize that throughout this beautiful day,you have an incredible amount of opportunities to move your life into the direction you want it to go. - Steve Maraboli

The problem with the internet is that it gives you everything - reliable material and crazy material. So the problem becomes, how do you discriminate? - Umberto Eco


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