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Error messages seen by nerds on the road

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404 - an error message seen on a Web page to indicate a requested URL was not found on a server
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My life is my message. - Mohandas Gandhi

The medium is the message. - Marshall McLuhan

Every exit is an entry somewhere. - Tom Stoppard

Oh, so they have internet on computers now! - Homer Simpson

I took the initiative in creating the internet. - Al Gore

Man is still the most extraordinary computer of all. - John F Kennedy

The computer is down. I hope it's something serious. - Stanton Delaplane

Our heads are round so that thoughts can change direction. - Francis Picabia

Be bold. If you're going to make an error, make a doozy. - Billie Jean King

There is no reason anyone would want a computer in their home. - Ken Olson

We are not retreating - we are advancing in another direction. - General Douglas MacArthur

To err is human, but to really foul things up you need a computer. - Paul Ehrlich

The internet turns 30 minutes of homework into 2 hours of homework. - Unknown

Dogs come when they're called; cats take a message and get back to you. - Mary Bly

A computer once beat me at chess, but it was no match for me at kick boxing. - Emo Philips

It's better to walk alone, than with a crowd going in the wrong direction. - Diane Grant

Go confidently in the direction of your dreams. Live the life you have imagined. - Henry David Thoreau

Loving is not just looking at each other, it's looking in the same direction. - Antoine de Saint-Exupery

My career was spluttering until I did a 360 and got headed in the right direction. - Tracy McGrady

True navigation begins in the human heart. It's the most important map of all. - Elizabeth K Lindsey

Now that I've found the way to fly, which direction should I go into the night? - Ally Condie

I postpone death by living, by suffering, by error, by risking, by giving, by loving. - Anais Nin

I still believe that love is all you need. I don't know a better message than that. - Paul McCartney

Lack of direction, not lack of time, is the problem. We all have twenty-four hour days. - Zig Ziglar

If you board the wrong train, it is no use running along the corridor in the other direction. - Dietrich Bonhoeffer

I can't change the direction of the wind but I can adjust my sails to reach my destination. - James Dean

I fart in your general direction. Your mother was a hamster and your father smelt of elderberries. - Monty Python Anb The Holy Grail

Learning by doing, peer-to-peer teaching, and computer simulation are all part of the same equation. - Nicholas Negroponte

You go to your TV to turn your brain off. You go to the computer when you want to turn your brain on. - Steve Jobs

The error of the past is the success of the future. A mistake is evidence that someone tried to do something. - Unknown

They've finally come up with the perfect office computer. If it makes a mistake, it blames another computer. - Milton Berle

When obstacles arise, you change your direction to reach your goal. You do not change your decision to get there. - Zig Ziglar

There has been a lot of progress during my lifetime, but I’m afraid it’s heading in the wrong direction. - Ogden Nash

Word-of-mouth marketing has always been important. Today, it's more important than ever because of the Internet. - Newt Barrett

Mistakes are the stepping stones to wisdom. We learn from trial and error; we become wise by understanding problems. - Leon Brown

I don't like creating software anymore. It's too exact. It's like karate; there's no room for error. - John Maeda

The wireless music box has no imaginable commercial value. Who would pay for a message sent to nobody in particular? - David Sarnoff

My favorite thing about the Internet is that you get to go into the private world of real creeps without having to smell them. - Penn Jillette

The day I made that statement, about inventing the internet, I was tired because I'd been up all night inventing the camcorder. - Al Gore

Recognize that throughout this beautiful day,you have an incredible amount of opportunities to move your life into the direction you want it to go. - Steve Maraboli


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