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Error messages seen by nerds on the road

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404 - an error message seen on a Web page to indicate a requested URL was not found on a server
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My life is my message. - Mohandas Gandhi

The medium is the message. - Marshall McLuhan

Error has never approached my spirit. - Prince Metternich

I took the initiative in creating the internet. - Al Gore

Man is still the most extraordinary computer of all. - John F Kennedy

The computer is down. I hope it's something serious. - Stanton Delaplane

If all pulled in one direction, the world would keel over. - Yiddish Proverb

Our heads are round so that thoughts can change direction. - Francis Picabia

Be bold. If you're going to make an error, make a doozy. - Billie Jean King

For business, our Internet love affair was a gift from the gods. - Gary Vaynerchuk

To err is human; to try to prevent recurrence of error is science. - Unknown

An error doesn't become a mistake until you refuse to correct it. - Orlando A. Battista

We tend to steer our lives in the direction of the lessons we need to learn. - Don Campbell

Rowing harder doesn't help if the boat is headed in the wrong direction. - Unknown

A computer once beat me at chess, but it was no match for me at kick boxing. - Emo Philips

It's better to walk alone, than with a crowd going in the wrong direction. - Diane Grant

Go confidently in the direction of your dreams. Live the life you have imagined. - Henry David Thoreau

Loving is not just looking at each other, it's looking in the same direction. - Antoine de Saint-Exupery

Please leave my computer alone. The only cookies I want to get are the ones I can eat. - Heather Wolf

I still believe that love is all you need. I don't know a better message than that. - Paul McCartney

A hallucination is a fact, not an error; what is erroneous is a judgment based upon it. - Bertrand Russell

Message boards are like going to a Halloween masquerade party. Everybody has a screen name. - John Mackey

As you slide down the banister of life, may the splinters never point in the wrong direction. - Irish Saying

The great thing in this world is not so much where we stand as in what direction we are moving. - Oliver Wendall Holmes, Sr.

I can't change the direction of the wind but I can adjust my sails to reach my destination. - James Dean

I use a computer. I don't know if that qualifies me as a techie, but I'm pretty good on the computer. - Leonard Nimoy

The Internet has turned what used to be a controlled, one-way message into a real-time dialogue with millions. - Danielle Sacks

They've finally come up with the perfect office computer. If it makes a mistake, it blames another computer. - Milton Berle

When obstacles arise, you change your direction to reach your goal. You do not change your decision to get there. - Zig Ziglar

When we checked with the title insurance company, they said we had ... a complete right to that entrance and exit. - Donald Trump

Man is the cheapest 150-pound nonlinear, all-purpose computer system which can be mass-produced by unskilled labor. - NASA

There has been a lot of progress during my lifetime, but I’m afraid it’s heading in the wrong direction. - Ogden Nash

Mistakes are the stepping stones to wisdom. We learn from trial and error; we become wise by understanding problems. - Leon Brown

That black cloud is coming from the direction the wind is blowing, now the wind is coming from where the black cloud is. - Ray Illingworth

My favorite thing about the Internet is that you get to go into the private world of real creeps without having to smell them. - Penn Jillette

I don't believe in dying. It's been done. I'm working on a new exit. Besides, I can't die now - I'm booked. - George Burns

My life has no purpose, no direction, no aim, no meaning, and yet I'm happy. I can't figure it out. What am I doing right? - Charles Schulz

A computer lets you make more mistakes faster than any invention in human history - with the possible exceptions of handguns and tequila. - Mitch Ratcliffe

For the past 10 years, corporations have been trained that they should use all the different media. But the Internet is becoming the umbrella. - Larry Weber

Recognize that throughout this beautiful day,you have an incredible amount of opportunities to move your life into the direction you want it to go. - Steve Maraboli


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