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Face Frost

Meet the face of Jack Frost

Face Frost thanks to Ed Brantly, Prince George, Virginia

So, how cold was it in Winterpeg?

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Your face is a household word. - Archie Bunker

I detest him more than cold boiled veal. - Lord Macaulay

The New Year begins in a snow-storm of white vows. - George William Curtis

He doesn't dye his hair, he bleaches his face. - Johnny Carson

A man without a smiling face should not open a shop. - Chinese Proverb

Stand up and face your fears, or they will defeat you. - LL Cool J

Was the ground cold when you crawled out this morning? - Henny Youngman

What good is warmth without cold to give it sweetness? - John Steinbeck

Life began with waking up and loving my mother's face. - George Eliot

Only your real friends will tell you when your face is dirty. - Sicilian Proverb

So comes snow after fire, and even dragons have their endings. - JRR Tolkien

If you can see the magic in a fairytale, you can face the future. - Danielle Steel

Individuals who act too 'cool' often freeze under pressure. - Unknown

The problem is not to find the answer; it's to face the answer. - Terence McKenna

Yachting: standing in a cold shower tearing up hundred-dollar bills. - Unknown

The secret to happiness is to face the fact that the world is horrible. - Bertrand Russell

I remember your name perfectly; but I just can't think of your face. - William A Spooner

What you deny or ignore, you delay, What you accept and face, you conquer. - Robert Tew

The hardest job kids face today is learning good manners without seeing any. - Fred Astaire

Let a smile be your umbrella, and you'll end up with a face full of rain. - George Carlin

I never forget a face, but in your case I'll be glad to make an exception. - Groucho Marx

As soon go kindle fire with snow, as seek to quench the fire of love with words. - William Shakespeare

Was this the face that launched a thousand ships, and burnt the towers of Ilium? - Christopher Marlowe

It is only in sorrow bad weather masters us; in joy we face the storm and defy it. - Amelia Barr

I came from Canada, where it's freezing cold for seven months out of the year. - Rachelle Lefevre

The features of our face are hardly more than gestures which have become permanent. - Marcel Proust

Cats are smarter than dogs. You can't get eight cats to pull a sled through snow. - Jeff Valdez

As a child, I always chose a false nose and some face paint and a wig for my birthday. - Ashley Jensen

A cold wind was blowing from the north, and it made the trees rustle like living things. - George R.R. Martin

You call this a party? The beer is warm, the women cold and I'm hot under the collar. - Groucho Marx

I'm just glad it'll be Clark Gable who's falling on his face and not Gary Cooper. - Gary Cooper

The Eskimos had fifty-two names for snow because it was important to them: there ought to be as many for love. - Margaret Atwood

A smile is the lightning system of the face, the cooling system of the head, and the heating system of the heart. - Unknown

You know when you have found your prince because you not only have a smile on your face but in your heart as well. - Unknown

If it weren't for Philo T. Farnsworth, inventor of the television, we'd still be eating frozen radio dinners. - Johnny Carson

I was the equivalent of a 98 pound weakling. I would go to the beach and people would throw copies of Byron in my face! - Robin Williams

You end up as you deserve. In old age you must put up with the face, the friends, the health, and the children you have earned. - Fay Weldon

The night stared me in the face, amorphous, blind, infinite, without frontiers. Not a single start relieved the darkness behind the glass. - Stanisław Lem

You're not supposed to be so blind with patriotism that you can't face reality. Wrong is wrong, no matter who does it or who says it. - Malcolm X

NBC News just called it "The Great Freeze" - coldest weather in years. Is our country still spending money on the global warming hoax? - Donald Trump


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