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Face Frost

Meet the face of Jack Frost

Face Frost thanks to Ed Brantly, Prince George, Virginia

So, how cold was it in Winterpeg?

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Look at that face! - Donald Trump

I was so cold I almost got married. - Shelley Winters

Revenge is a dish best served cold. - Italian Proverb

I used to be Snow White, but I drifted. - Mae West

The tartness of his face sours ripe grapes. - William Shakespeare

Get the hanging dog expression off your face. - Archie Bunker

The New Year begins in a snow-storm of white vows. - George William Curtis

A book must be the ax for the frozen sea within us. - Franz Kafka

Most men would rather deny a hard truth than face it. - George R.R. Martin

Turn your face to the sun and the shadows fall behind you. - Maori Proverb

Let's face it, all the good stuff happens after midnight. - Matt Groening

Face reality as it is, not as it was or as you wish it to be. - Jack Welch

So comes snow after fire, and even dragons have their endings. - JRR Tolkien

The fingers of your thoughts are molding your face ceaselessly. - Charles Reznikoff

Even if you fall on your face, you're still moving forward. - Robert C. Gallagher

Age imprints more wrinkles in the mind than it does on the face. - Montaigne

We must all face the choice between what is right and what is easy. - Harry Potter And The Goblet Of Fire

Her face looked like something on the menu in a seafood restaurant. - Woody Allen

A woman knows the face of the man she loves as a sailor knows the open sea. - Honore de Balzac

Let a smile be your umbrella, and you'll end up with a face full of rain. - George Carlin

The urge to save humanity is almost always a false-face for the urge to rule it. - H L Mencken

The features of our face are hardly more than gestures which have become permanent. - Marcel Proust

The significant problems we face cannot be solved at the level of thinking that created them. - Albert Einstein

My mother had this amazing attitude in the face of everything, including when she got cancer. - Bill Clinton

I'm just glad it'll be Clark Gable who's falling on his face and not Gary Cooper. - Gary Cooper

Just 'cause there's snow in the basement don't mean there ain't no fire in the roof! - Archie Bunker

The expression a woman wears on her face is far more important than the clothes she wears on her back. - Dale Carnegie

When I invite a woman to dinner I expect her to look at my face.
That's the price she has to pay. - Groucho Marx

Life is to be lived, not controlled; and humanity is won by continuing to play in face of certain defeat. - Ralph Ellison

No matter how plain a woman may be, if truth and honesty are written across her face, she will be beautiful. - Eleanor Roosevelt

A smile is the lightning system of the face, the cooling system of the head, and the heating system of the heart. - Unknown

Be like a duck, paddling and working very hard inside the water, but what everyone sees is a smiling and calm face. - Manoj Arora

Liking the Leafs is like having molten gold poured into your face. It's gold, but it's burning your face off. - Sean Cullen

I was the equivalent of a 98 pound weakling. I would go to the beach and people would throw copies of Byron in my face! - Robin Williams

I had plenty of pimples as a kid. One day I fell asleep in the library. When I woke up, a blind man was reading my face. - Rodney Dangerfield

There is something feeble and a little contemptible about a man who cannot face the perils of life without the help of comfortable myths. - Bertrand Russell

I put my air conditioner in backwards. It got cold outside. The weatherman on TV was confused. "It was supposed to be hot today." - Steven Wright

You're not supposed to be so blind with patriotism that you can't face reality. Wrong is wrong, no matter who does it or who says it. - Malcolm X

A giraffe's coffee would be cold by the time it reached the bottom of its throat. Ever think about that? No. You only think about yourself. - Unknown

NBC News just called it "The Great Freeze" - coldest weather in years. Is our country still spending money on the global warming hoax? - Donald Trump


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