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Precision is not reality. - Henri Matisse

Plans make dreams reality. - Susan Pace-Koch

Reality – what a concept! - Robin Williams

The vertizontal hold on the TV. - Archie Bunker

Reality is almost always wrong. - Gregory House

Human kind cannot bear very much reality. - T S Eliot

Reality is not always probable, or likely. - Jorge Luis Borges

Kids don't remember their best day of television. - Unknown

Reality is merely an illusion, albeit a very persistent one. - Albert Einstein

Face reality as it is, not as it was or as you wish it to be. - Jack Welch

Canadian cities looked the way American cities did on television. - William Gibson

Fearful as reality is, it is less fearful than evasions of reality. - Caitlin Thomas

Entertainment is a thing of the past, today we've got television. - Archie Bunker

Television has brought back murder into the home... where it belongs. - Alfred Hitchcock

Symptoms, then are in reality nothing but the cry from suffering organs. - Jean-Martin Charcot

So long as there's a jingle in your head, television isn't free. - Jason Love

Reality is that which, when you stop believing in it, doesn't go away. - Philip K. Dick

Idealism is fine, but as it approaches reality, the costs become prohibitive. - William F. Buckley, Jr.

Fantasy is hardly an escape from reality. It's a way of understanding it. - Lloyd Alexander

Television has proved that people will look at anything rather than each other. - Ann Landers

In California, they don't throw their garbage away - they make it into TV shows. - Woody Allen

First the Doctor told me the good news: I was going to have a disease named after me. - Steve Martin

It is better to be making the news than taking it; to be an actor rather than a critic. - Winston Churchill

If there is a 50-50 chance that something can go wrong, then 9 times out of ten it will. - Paul Harvey

When you expect good, it's available constantly, and it makes itself a reality in your life. - Alfre Woodard

I chose the Egyptian dream: the dream to make a TV show, and then be called an infidel by the end. - Bassem Youssef

Morality binds and blinds. It binds us into teams... but thereby makes us go blind to objective reality. - Jonathan Haidt

Attachment is the great fabricator of illusions; reality can be attained only by someone who is detached. - Simone Weil

Evening news is where they begin with "Good evening", and then proceed to tell you why it isn't. - Unknown

When will I learn? The answers to life's problems aren't at the bottom of a bottle, they're on TV! - Homer Simpson

When a dog bites a man, that is not news, because it happens so often. But if a man bites a dog, that is news. - John B. Bogart

There is no way you can get people to believe you on screen if they know who you really are through television. - Jack Nicholson

If it weren't for Philo T. Farnsworth, inventor of the television, we'd still be eating frozen radio dinners. - Johnny Carson

All our science, measured against reality, is primitive and childlike - and yet it is the most precious thing we have. - Albert Einstein

The perfect date for me would be staying at home, making a big picnic in bed, eating Wotsits and cookies while watching cable TV. - Kim Kardashian

In our society those who are in reality superior in intelligence can be accepted by their fellows only if they pretend they are not. - Marya Mannes

As you've noticed, people don't want to be sold. What people do want is news and information about the things they care about. - Larry Weber

I put my air conditioner in backwards. It got cold outside. The weatherman on TV was confused. "It was supposed to be hot today." - Steven Wright

You're not supposed to be so blind with patriotism that you can't face reality. Wrong is wrong, no matter who does it or who says it. - Malcolm X

I could never have imagined that firing 67 people on national television would actually make me more popular, especially with the younger generation. - Donald Trump


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