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Face To Face

Dog grooming takes on a new face

Face To Face thanks to Mike King

Who will blink first?

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Often a noble face hides filthy ways. - Euripides

Death ends a life, not a relationship. - Jack Lemmon

A dog in desperation will leap over a wall. - Unknown

I love a dog. He does nothing for political reasons. - Will Rogers

I spilled spot remover on my dog. Now he's gone. - Steven Wright

A man without a smiling face should not open a shop. - Chinese Proverb

I'm not a politician. I've only got one face. - Brendan Behan

Most men would rather deny a hard truth than face it. - George R.R. Martin

Life began with waking up and loving my mother's face. - George Eliot

He had a dashing smile. It nearly dashed right off his face. - Shannon Hale

A hot dog at the ballpark is better than a steak at the Ritz. - Humphrey Bogart

Even if you fall on your face, you're still moving forward. - Robert C. Gallagher

Dogs are getting bigger, according to a leading dog manufacturer. - Leo Rosten

I had rather hear my dog bark at a crow, than a man swear he loves me. - William Shakespeare

Anybody who doesn't know what soap tastes like never washed a dog. - Franklin P Jones

Watermelon - it's a good fruit. You eat, you drink, you wash your face. - Enrico Caruso

The urge to save humanity is almost always a false-face for the urge to rule it. - H L Mencken

I see your face when I am dreaming.
That's why I always wake up screaming. - A.A. Attanasio

Life is like a dogsled team. If you ain't the lead dog, the scenery never changes. - Lewis Grizzard

As a child, I always chose a false nose and some face paint and a wig for my birthday. - Ashley Jensen

Thank God I've got eyebrows like bacon, because I've always got egg on my face. - Jarod Kintz

Don't accept your dog's admiration as conclusive evidence that you are wonderful. - Ann Landers

My mother had this amazing attitude in the face of everything, including when she got cancer. - Bill Clinton

Yes, darling, let me cover your face with kisses.
On second thought, just let me cover your face. - Groucho Marx

If you don't want your dog to have bad breath, do what I do: pour a little Lavoris in the toilet. - Jay Leno

When I was born the Doctor took one look at my face, turned me over and said, "Look, twins!" - Rodney Dangerfield

I have a great relationship with the blacks. I've always had a great relationship with the blacks. - Donald Trump

Don't laugh at a youth for his affectations; he is only trying on one face after another to find his own. - Logan P. Smith

I think that most people would rather face the light of a real enemy than the darkness of their imagined fears. - Max Brooks

If you get to thinkin' you're a person of some influence, try orderin' somebody else's dog around. - Unknown

You know when you have found your prince because you not only have a smile on your face but in your heart as well. - Unknown

Already, companies that speak in the language of the pitch, the dog-and-pony show, are no longer speaking to anyone. - Unknown

I was the equivalent of a 98 pound weakling. I would go to the beach and people would throw copies of Byron in my face! - Robin Williams

It's really hard to maintain a one-on-one relationship if the other person is not going to allow me to be with other people. - Axl Rose

My husband and I are either going to buy a dog or have a child. We can't decide whether to ruin our carpet or ruin our lives. - Rita Rudner

I find that it is not the circumstances in which we are placed, but the spirit in which we face them, that constitutes our comfort. - Elizabeth T. King

If you pick up a starving dog and make him prosperous, he will not bite you. This is the principal difference between a dog and a man. - Mark Twain

F-E-A-R has two meanings:
'Forget Everything And Run' or
'Face Everything And Rise.'
The choice is yours. - Zig Ziglar

Life is like the dice that, falling, still show a different face. So life, though it remains the same, is always presenting different aspects. - Alexis

Among God's creatures two, the dog and the guitar, have taken all the sizes and all the shapes, in order not to be separated from the man. - Andres Segovia


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