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Face To Face

Dog grooming takes on a new face

Face To Face thanks to Mike King

Who will blink first?

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Look at that face! - Donald Trump

Love me, love my dog. - English Proverb

The dog is the god of frolic. - Henry Ward Beecher

His face was filled with broken commandments. - John Masefield

Our dog died from licking our wedding picture. - Phyllis Diller

Don't think to hunt two hares with one dog. - Benjamin Franklin

Face your fears or they will climb over your back. - Frank Herbert

He doesn't dye his hair, he bleaches his face. - Johnny Carson

I have a great relationship with the Mexican people. - Donald Trump

Most men would rather deny a hard truth than face it. - George R.R. Martin

Yet despite the look on my face, you are still talking. - Unknown

Turn your face to the sun and the shadows fall behind you. - Maori Proverb

Beauty is not in the face; beauty is a light in the heart. - Kahlil Gibran

My wife's such a bad cook, the dog begs for Alka-Seltzer. - Rodney Dangerfield

A hot dog at the ballpark is better than a steak at the Ritz. - Humphrey Bogart

Even if you fall on your face, you're still moving forward. - Robert C. Gallagher

When a man's best friend is his dog, that dog has a problem. - Edward Abbey

Dogs are getting bigger, according to a leading dog manufacturer. - Leo Rosten

The secret to happiness is to face the fact that the world is horrible. - Bertrand Russell

The politicians were talking themselves red, white and blue in the face. - Clare Boothe Luce

Why can't a woman be more like a dog, huh? So sweet, loving, attentive. - Kirk Douglas

Let a smile be your umbrella, and you'll end up with a face full of rain. - George Carlin

You use a glass mirror to see your face; you use works of art to see your soul. - George Bernard Shaw

A dog is the only thing on this earth that loves you more than he loves himself. - Josh Billings

Was this the face that launched a thousand ships, and burnt the towers of Ilium? - Christopher Marlowe

I see your face when I am dreaming.
That's why I always wake up screaming. - A.A. Attanasio

The features of our face are hardly more than gestures which have become permanent. - Marcel Proust

My comfort is, that old age, that ill layer-up of beauty, can do no more spoil upon my face. - William Shakespeare

Get a good idea and stay with it. Dog it, and work at it until it's done, and done right. - Walt Disney

What a pity Hell's gates are not kept by O'Flynn
The surly old dog would let nobody in. - Patrick Ireland

If you don't want your dog to have bad breath, do what I do: pour a little Lavoris in the toilet. - Jay Leno

When I was born the Doctor took one look at my face, turned me over and said, "Look, twins!" - Rodney Dangerfield

Life is to be lived, not controlled; and humanity is won by continuing to play in face of certain defeat. - Ralph Ellison

Don't laugh at a youth for his affectations; he is only trying on one face after another to find his own. - Logan P. Smith

When a dog bites a man, that is not news, because it happens so often. But if a man bites a dog, that is news. - John B. Bogart

There's nothing like a gleam of humor to reassure you that a fellow human being is ticking inside a strange face. - Eva Hoffman

To be loved at first sight, a man should have at the same time something to respect and something to pity in his face. - Stendhal

I had plenty of pimples as a kid. One day I fell asleep in the library. When I woke up, a blind man was reading my face. - Rodney Dangerfield

You end up as you deserve. In old age you must put up with the face, the friends, the health, and the children you have earned. - Fay Weldon

And why should it not be terrifying? A little terror, in my view, is good for the soul, when it is terror in the face of a noble object. - Robertson Davies


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