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Family Ties thanks to Roy Taylor

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Family Ties thanks to Roy Taylor

Family Ties thanks to Roy Taylor

Family Ties thanks to Roy Taylor

Family Ties thanks to Roy Taylor

Family Ties thanks to Roy Taylor

Family Ties thanks to Roy Taylor

Family Ties thanks to Roy Taylor

Family Ties thanks to Roy Taylor

Family Ties thanks to Roy Taylor

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Something bad has befelt the family. - Archie Bunker

Our ancestors ... were laborers, not lawyers. - Thomas Jefferson

Anybody can make history, only a great man can write it. - Oscar Wilde

The presidency is temporary, but the family is permanent. - Yvonne de Gaulle

All the men in my family were bearded, and most of the women. - WC Fields

The one thing children wear out faster than shoes is parents. - John J. Plomp

There is never a problem child; there is only a problem parent. - A.S. Neill

If your parents never had children, chances are... neither will you. - Dick Cavett

I could tell my parents hated me. My bath toys were a toaster and radio. - Rodney Dangerfield

For our immediate family and relatives, Canada was a land of opportunity. - Sidney Altman

After a good dinner one can forgive anybody, even one's own relations. - Oscar Wilde

Future generations may well ask themselves, what were our parents thinking? - Al Gore

We do not inherit the earth from our parents. We borrow it from our children. - Unknown

Live so you won't be ashamed to sell the family parrot to the town gossip. - Will Rogers

The meek shall inherit the world, but they'll never increase market share. - William G McGowan

I don't have to look up my family tree, because I know that I'm the sap. - Fred Allen

It is even harder for the average ape to believe that he has descended from man. - H L Mencken

Some are born great, some achieve greatness, and some hire public relations officers. - Daniel J. Boorstin

Times are bad. Children no longer obey their parents, and everyone is writing a book. - Cicero

It is a desirable thing to be well-descended, but the glory belongs to our ancestors. - Plutarch

No man can cause more grief than one clinging blindly to the voices of his ancestors. - William Faulkner

To lose one parent may be regarded as misfortune; to lose both looks like carelessness. - Oscar Wilde

The family you came from isn't as important as the family you're going to have. - Ring Lardner

We are, in the comics, the last frontier of good, wholesome family humor and entertainment. - Bill Keane

You leave home to seek your fortune and, when you get it, you go home and share it with your family. - Anita Baker

All his successors gone before him have done’t; and all his ancestors that come after him may. - William Shakespeare

Until you become a parent, you can't begin to discover your capacity for strength, love and fatigue. - Peter Gallagher

Family faces are magic mirrors. Looking at people who belong to us, we see the past, present and future. - Gail L. Buckley

There is no king who has not had a slave among his ancestors, and no slave who has not had a king among his. - Helen Keller

A family is a unit composed not only of children but of men, women, an occasional animal, and the common cold. - Ogden Nash

Call it a clan, call it a network, call it a tribe, call it a family. Whatever you call it, whoever you are, you need one. - Jane Howard

Children despise their parents until the age of forty, when they suddenly become just like them, thus preserving the system. - Quentin Crewe

The greatest thing in family life is to take a hint when a hint is intended - and not to take a hint when a hint isn't intended. - Robert Frost

The greatest thing about man is his ability to transcend himself, his ancestry and his environment and to become what he dreams of being. - Tully C. Knoles

Distinguished ancestors shed a powerful light on their descendants, and forbid the concealment either of their merits or of their demerits. - Gaius S. Crispus

Fang took the entire family out for coffee and donuts the other night. The kids enjoyed it. It was the first time they'd ever given blood. - Phyllis Diller

What ya eat ain't got nuttin' to do with how old ya are. That all depends on your ancestors. It's what they call a matter of heresy. - Archie Bunker

A man finds room in the few square inches of the face for the traits of all his ancestors; for the expression of all his history, and his wants. - Ralph Waldo Emerson

Our ancestors ... possessed a right, which nature has given to all men, of departing from the country in which chance, not choice has placed them. - Thomas Jefferson

Like all parents, my husband and I just do the best we can, and hold our breath and hope we've set aside enough money for our kids' therapy. - Michelle Pfeiffer


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