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Family Ties thanks to Roy Taylor

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Family Ties thanks to Roy Taylor

Family Ties thanks to Roy Taylor

Family Ties thanks to Roy Taylor

Family Ties thanks to Roy Taylor

Family Ties thanks to Roy Taylor

Family Ties thanks to Roy Taylor

Family Ties thanks to Roy Taylor

Family Ties thanks to Roy Taylor

Family Ties thanks to Roy Taylor

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People like to trace their ancestry. - Richard Dawkins

My family tree could use some pruning. - Unknown

The family is the nucleus of civilization. - William Durant

Aren't most of you descended from pirates? - Prince Philip

Do well and you will have no need for ancestors. - Voltaire

An iron curtain has descended across the continent. - Winston Churchill

Besmooch the family name in the eyes of the community. - Archie Bunker

The one thing children wear out faster than shoes is parents. - John J. Plomp

I know love at first sight can work. It happened to my parents. - George Clooney

Making the family a top priority will invariably bring success. - Zig Ziglar

Having a family is like having a bowling alley installed in your head. - Martin Mull

We do not inherit the earth from our parents. We borrow it from our children. - Unknown

The meek shall inherit the world, but they'll never increase market share. - William G McGowan

I don't have to look up my family tree, because I know that I'm the sap. - Fred Allen

It is even harder for the average ape to believe that he has descended from man. - H L Mencken

No Chinese Catholics are allowed to worship ancestors in their familial temples. - Pope Clement XI

Each has his own tree of ancestors, but at the top of all sits Probably Arboreal. - Robert Louis Stevenson

If you're Irish, it doesn't matter where you go - you'll find family. - Victoria Smurfit

It is a desirable thing to be well-descended, but the glory belongs to our ancestors. - Plutarch

Your family is depending on you. No better reason to bring all your game all the time. - Grant Cardone

When we are planning for posterity, we ought to remember that virtue is not hereditary. - Thomas Paine

Psychiatry enables us to correct our faults by confessing our parents' shortcomings. - Laurence J Peter

Oh, what a tangled web do parents weave
when they think that their children are naive. - Ogden Nash

I came from a big family. As a matter of fact, I never got to sleep alone until I was married. - Lewis Grizzard

Character is better than ancestry, and personal conduct is of more importance than the highest. - Thomas J. Barnardo

I don't know who my grandfather was, I am much more concerned to know what his grandson will be. - Abraham Lincoln

I grew up in an Irish Catholic family, and I think they force you to watch every James Cagney movie. - Jimmy Fallon

Until you become a parent, you can't begin to discover your capacity for strength, love and fatigue. - Peter Gallagher

Family, religion, friendship... these are the three demons you must slay if you wish to succeed in business. - Mr. Burns

Children begin by loving their parents; after a time they judge them; rarely, if ever, do they forgive them. - Oscar Wilde

The man who has nothing to boast of but his illustrious ancestry is like the potato - the best part under ground. - Thomas Overbury

The practical importance of the preservation of our forests is augmented by their relations to climate, soil and streams. - John Muir

The family, that dear octopus from whose tentacles we never quite escape, nor in our innermost hearts never quite wish to. - Dodie Smith

The greatest thing about man is his ability to transcend himself, his ancestry and his environment and to become what he dreams of being. - Tully C. Knoles

Fang took the entire family out for coffee and donuts the other night. The kids enjoyed it. It was the first time they'd ever given blood. - Phyllis Diller

Clay. It's rain, dead leaves, dust, all my dead ancestors. Stones that have been ground into sand. Mud. The whole cycle of life and death. - Martine Vermeulen

What ya eat ain't got nuttin' to do with how old ya are. That all depends on your ancestors. It's what they call a matter of heresy. - Archie Bunker

A man finds room in the few square inches of the face for the traits of all his ancestors; for the expression of all his history, and his wants. - Ralph Waldo Emerson

Our ancestors ... possessed a right, which nature has given to all men, of departing from the country in which chance, not choice has placed them. - Thomas Jefferson

I'll paddle board, swim in the ocean, roll in the sand, soak up the sun, eat good food, be with friends and family and go fishing with my dad. - Behati Prinsloo


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