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The first wealth is health. - Ralph Waldo Emerson

Your inner strength is your outer foundation. - Allan Rufus

We all have enough strength to follow our reason. - Francois de la Rochefoucauld

Of all the 36 alternatives, running away is best. - Chinese Proverb

I have never taken any exercise except sleeping and resting. - Mark Twain

It's about 90 percent strength and 40 percent technique. - Johnny Walker

What is the use of running when we are not on the right road? - German Proverb

Maybe I oughta get one of them priests in to exercise with her. - Archie Bunker

Whenever I feel the need to exercise, I lie down until it goes away. - Paul Terry

Every time I feel like exercise, I lie down until the feeling passes. - Robert Hutchins

Nobody likes insurance companies, especially health insurance companies. - P.J. O'Rourke

After exercising I always eat pizza... just kidding. I don't exercise. - Unknown

It was amazing I won. I was running against peace and prosperity and incumbency. - George W. Bush

Health care's not about insurance! Health care's about getting treatment. - P.J. O'Rourke

Google+ is the gym of social networking: we all join, but nobody actually uses it. - Unknown

A man's health can be judged by which he takes two at a time - pills or stairs. - Joan Welsh

I recently became a Christian Scientist. It was the only health plan I could afford. - Betsy Salkind

Worry doesn't empty tomorrow of its troubles... it empties today of its strength. - Mary Englelbreit

The reason I'm running for President is because I can't be Bruce Springsteen. - Barack Obama

The beauty is that people often come here for the stretch, and leave with a lot more. - Liza Ciano

It isn't failing that spells one's downfall; it's running away, giving up. - Michel Greco

Yoga has a sly, clever way of short circuiting the mental patterns that cause anxiety. - Baxter Bell

Older people shouldn't eat health food, they need all the preservatives they can get. - Robert Orben

Cheerfulness is the best promoter of health and is as friendly to the mind as to the body. - Joseph Addison

My own prescription for health is less paperwork and more running barefoot through the grass. - Leslie Grimutter

The yoga mat is a good place to turn when talk therapy and antidepressants aren't enough. - Amy Weintraub

You haven't had enough coffee until you can thread a sewing machine while it's running. - Unknown

Neither smiles nor frowns, neither good intentions nor harsh words, are a substitute for strength. - John F Kennedy

The test and the use of man's education is that he finds pleasure in the exercise of his mind. - Jacques Martin Barzun

Until you become a parent, you can't begin to discover your capacity for strength, love and fatigue. - Peter Gallagher

A certificate of live birth is not the same thing by any stretch of the imagination as a birth certificate. - Donald Trump

I don't know what that gas is made of, but it can't smell any worse than Ernie Johnson 's gym bag. - Charles Barkley

Moderation. Small helpings. Sample a little bit of everything. These are the secrets of happiness and good health. - Julia Child

Being President is a lot like running a cemetery. You've got a lot of people under you and nobody's listening. - Bill Clinton

Tarry a moment to watch the chaos of a playground, crayola-colored shirts of running children, all trying out their wings. - Dr. SunWolf

Yoga is invigoration in relaxation. Freedom in routine. Confidence through self control. Energy within and energy without. - Ymber Delecto

In the confrontation between the stream and the rock, the stream always wins - not through strength, but through persistence. - Buddha

If I'm losing balance in a pose, I stretch higher and God reaches down to steady me. It works every time, and not just in yoga. - T. Guillemets

She's so fat she's my two best friends. She wears stretch caftans. She's got more chins than the Chinese telephone directory. - Joan Rivers

A nation that destroys its soils destroys itself. Forests are the lungs of our land, purifying the air and giving fresh strength to our people. - Franklin D Roosevelt


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