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Flatskatchewan Winter Sunrise

Morning dawns in the Canadian Prairies

Flatskatchewan Winter Sunrise thanks to Wayne Nowazek

Canadian artist Ian McGregor's artwork

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I'm an early-morning owl. - Patrick Wilson

I used to be Snow White, but I drifted. - Mae West

An old man loved is winter with flowers. - Unknown

Early in the morning when the crows cock. - Archie Bunker

If winter comes, can spring be far behind? - Percy Bysshe Shelley

Morning comes whether you set the alarm or not. - Ursula K. Le Guin

From the prairies, to the oceans, wide with foam - Archie Bunker

You can't get too much winter in the winter. - Robert Frost

The New Year begins in a snow-storm of white vows. - George William Curtis

Even dirt glitters when the sun is shining upon it. - Goethe

I get really grinchy right up until Christmas morning. - Dan Aykroyd

Canada has always been there to help people who need it. - Justin Trudeau

Canada is a great country, one of the hopes of the world. - Jack Layton

I grew up working in Canada so everything was low budget. - Ellen Page

Canada is like a loft apartment over a really great party. - Robin Williams

Never take a job where winter winds can blow up your pants. - Geraldo Rivera

For Fang, getting out of bed in the morning is a career move. - Phyllis Diller

When you wake up in the morning, smile - and get it over with. - WC Fields

I've only been to these foreign countries: Canada, L.A. and Miami. - Larry the Cable Guy

Canada is the only country founded on the relentless pursuit of the rodent. - Preston Manning

And all we feared inside the night / shows true in morning's biased light. - Garth von Buchholz

I need the starshine of your heavenly eyes,
After the day's great sun. - Charles Hanson Towne

I came from Canada, where it's freezing cold for seven months out of the year. - Rachelle Lefevre

It's the Olympics. If you can't get up to swim early in the morning, don't go. - Michael Phelps

He's a guy who gets up at six o'clock in the morning regardless of what time it is. - Lou Duva

There's one good thing about snow: it makes your lawn look as nice as your neighbor's. - Clyde Moore

Hope is like the sun, which, as we journey toward it, casts the shadow of our burden behind us. - Samuel Smiles

In Pierre Elliott Trudeau, Canada has at last produced a political leader worthy of assassination. - Irving Layton

I know why the sun never sets on the British Empire: God wouldn't trust an Englishman in the dark. - Duncan Spaeth

I blend my green drink every morning. I also fix my son a full-on American breakfast with bacon and toast. - Liz Phair

I was working on the proof of one of my poems all the morning, and took out a comma. In the afternoon I put it back again. - Oscar Wilde

Canada is a balloon-puncturing country. You are not really allowed to be an icon unless you also make an idiot of yourself. - Margaret Atwood

When you wake up in the morning, you have two choices: go back to sleep and dream your dreams, or wake up and chase those dreams. - Unknown

If you're skinny and you can't play hockey in Canada, you aren't left with a lot of options. I was left with running. - Malcolm Gladwell

Let me put it this way. Canada is not so much a country as a holding tank filled with the disgruntled progeny of defeated peoples. - Mordecai Richler

What's money? A man is a success if he gets up in the morning and goes to bed at night and in between does what he wants to do. - Bob Dylan

Every morning brings new potential, but if you dwell on the misfortunes of the day before, you tend to overlook tremendous opportunities. - Harvey Mackay

Today was about chasing sun-rays, beach waves, and sunsets. All things beautiful that give you peace are worth chasing. Everything else isn't. - April M. Monterrosa

I'll paddle board, swim in the ocean, roll in the sand, soak up the sun, eat good food, be with friends and family and go fishing with my dad. - Behati Prinsloo

If one morning I walked on top of the water across the Potomac River, the headline that afternoon would read: "President Can't Swim." - Lyndon B. Johnson


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