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Flatskatchewan Winter Sunrise

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Flatskatchewan Winter Sunrise thanks to Wayne Nowazek

Canadian artist Ian McGregor's artwork

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Canada was built on dead beavers. - Margaret Atwood

Scotland is the Canada of England. - Rainn Wilson

Canada and space are a natural fit. - Marc Garneau

I used to be Snow White, but I drifted. - Mae West

An old man loved is winter with flowers. - Unknown

Early in the morning when the crows cock. - Archie Bunker

I get to go to overseas places, like Canada. - Britney Spears

I don't even know what street Canada is on. - Al Capone

Was the ground cold when you crawled out this morning? - Henny Youngman

The time to repair the roof is when the sun is shining. - John F Kennedy

Canada is the homeland of equality, justice and tolerance. - Kim Campbell

The coldest winter I ever spent was summer in San Francisco. - Mark Twain

When you wake up in the morning, smile - and get it over with. - WC Fields

It's great to get up in the morning, but nicer to lie in bed. - Unknown

We awoke one morning in September, and the world lurched on its axis. - Jeb Bush

She walked across the ballroom as if she were trudging through deep snow. - Noel Coward

And all we feared inside the night / shows true in morning's biased light. - Garth von Buchholz

When you think of hockey, when you think of Canada, you think of Wayne Gretzky. - Joe Sakic

I suppose the best kind of spring morning is the best weather God has to offer. - Dodie Smith

Bad times have a scientific value. We learn geology the morning after the earthquake. - Ralph Waldo Emerson

Don't cry when the sun is gone, because the tears won't let you see the stars. - Violeta Parra

In the depth of winter, I finally learned that within me there lay an invincible summer. - Albert Camus

I love working in Canada. The ovation is great. It makes me feel like I'm the top dog. - Owen Hart

He's a guy who gets up at six o'clock in the morning regardless of what time it is. - Lou Duva

Why is America the last best hope of Earth? What if it's Liechtenstein? Or, worse, Canada? - Sarah Vowell

Hope is like the sun, which, as we journey toward it, casts the shadow of our burden behind us. - Samuel Smiles

We all get the same amount of ice. The rich get it in the summer. The poor get it in the winter. - Bat Masterson

I'm beginning to have morning sickness. I'm not having a baby, I'm just sick of morning. - Phyllis Diller

I know why the sun never sets on the British Empire: God wouldn't trust an Englishman in the dark. - Duncan Spaeth

The sun never sets on the British Empire. But it rises every morning. The sky must get awfully crowded. - Steven Wright

Advice is like snow, the softer it falls the longer it dwells upon, and the deeper it sinks into the mind. - Samuel Taylor Coleridge

The Eskimos had fifty-two names for snow because it was important to them: there ought to be as many for love. - Margaret Atwood

I have a huge interest in hockey because I grew up in Canada, where it's kind of the law that you love hockey. - Matthew Perry

Canada has given us John Candy and Martin Short and Bill Shatner and Lord knows how many other wonderful performers. - Jamie Farr

Canada's political parties spend a few years in opposition and then govern as if it's permanent payback time. - Bob Rae

I was born in Canada for a reason. It was because my parents wanted me to have the freedoms that this country offers. - Patrick Chan

In any world menu, Canada must be considered the vichyssoise of nations - it's cold, half-French, and difficult to stir. - Stuart Keate

Doubt thou the stars are fire,
Doubt that the sun doth move,
Doubt truth to be a liar,
But never doubt I love. - William Shakespeare

I glanced out the window at the signs of spring. The sky was almost blue, the trees were almost budding, the sun was almost bright. - Millard Kaufman

After every storm the sun will smile; for every problem there is a solution, and the soul's indefeasible duty is to be of good cheer. - William R. Alger


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