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Flatskatchewan Winter Sunrise thanks to Wayne Nowazek

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Canada was built on dead beavers. - Margaret Atwood

I used to be Snow White, but I drifted. - Mae West

I get really grinchy right up until Christmas morning. - Dan Aykroyd

The groundhog said six more weeks of winter so I ate him. - Wile E. Coyote

Turn your face to the sun and the shadows fall behind you. - Maori Proverb

Canada is like a loft apartment over a really great party. - Robin Williams

Keep your face to the sun and you will never see the shadows. - Helen Keller

A false friend and a shadow attend only while the sun shines. - Benjamin Franklin

The English winter - ending in July, to recommence in August. - Lord Byron

You have to know a man awfully well in Canada to know his surname. - John Buchan

There is no sunrise so beautiful that it is worth waking me up to see it. - Mindy Kaling

I need the starshine of your heavenly eyes,
After the day's great sun. - Charles Hanson Towne

Canada is the only country in the world that knows how to live without an identity. - Marshall McLuhan

I'm not a hockey fan, which is probably why I had to leave Canada in the first place. - Ryan Reynolds

Each night, when I go to sleep, I die. And the next morning, when I wake up, I am reborn. - Mahatma Gandhi

Hope is like the sun, which, as we journey toward it, casts the shadow of our burden behind us. - Samuel Smiles

A good wife is one who can mow the lawn in the summer and put up the storm windows in the winter. - WC Fields

Fang and I are always fighting. When we get up in the morning, we don't kiss; we touch gloves. - Phyllis Diller

In Pierre Elliott Trudeau, Canada has at last produced a political leader worthy of assassination. - Irving Layton

I'm beginning to have morning sickness. I'm not having a baby, I'm just sick of morning. - Phyllis Diller

The sun never sets on the British Empire. But it rises every morning. The sky must get awfully crowded. - Steven Wright

Trudeau's contribution was not to build Canada but to destroy it, and I had to come in and save it. - Brian Mulroney

I have great, fond memories of Canada. I feel that one day my bones will more than likely end up there. - Aden Young

I blend my green drink every morning. I also fix my son a full-on American breakfast with bacon and toast. - Liz Phair

Advice is like snow, the softer it falls the longer it dwells upon, and the deeper it sinks into the mind. - Samuel Taylor Coleridge

If the national mental illness of the United States is megalomania, that of Canada is paranoid schizophrenia. - Margaret Atwood

Make no mistake. Canada is not a bilingual country. In fact it is less bilingual today than it has ever been. - Stephen Harper

Always get married in the morning. That way if it doesn't work out, you haven't wasted the whole day. - Mickey Rooney

The Eskimos had fifty-two names for snow because it was important to them: there ought to be as many for love. - Margaret Atwood

You're the guy that'll be sneaking out of your bedroom at three o'clock in the morning to look at your bike. - Paul Teutul

Hold your head high, stick your chest out. You can make it. It gets dark sometimes but morning comes ... keep hope alive. - Jesse Jackson

My dream is for people around the world to look up and to see Canada like a little jewel sitting at the top of the continent. - Tommy Douglas

When you wake up in the morning, you have two choices: go back to sleep and dream your dreams, or wake up and chase those dreams. - Unknown

When I was crossing the border into Canada, they asked if I had any firearms with me. I said, "Well, what do you need?" - Steven Wright

What's money? A man is a success if he gets up in the morning and goes to bed at night and in between does what he wants to do. - Bob Dylan

I love cookies baking. During the winter, they have these candles that smell like cookies, and I always buy like a hundred of them. - Jared Padalecki

Canada is like an old cow. The West feeds it. Ontario and Quebec milk it. And you can well imagine what it's doing in the Maritimes. - Tommy Douglas

This is what I grew up on in Alsace. It's choucroute. I'd wake up every morning with the smell of cabbage and potatoes and pork. - Jean-Georges Vongerichten

If you are bored with life, if you don't get up every morning with a burning desire to do things – you don't have enough goals. - Lou Holtz

I love the scents of winter! For me, it's all about the feeling you get when you smell pumpkin spice, cinnamon, nutmeg, gingerbread and spruce. - Taylor Swift


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